My Coffee Mug Is Made of Clay From an Indian Burial Ground (2680 hits)
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Submitted by Jimbo (View user info) at 2004-01-28 10:44:50 EST
While I suppose it's not technically possessed, I'm pretty sure it's trying to kill me. However, I don't have a complete story to go along with that kickass title (feel free to take a swing at it).
Here is the result of having a camera phone and too much time on my hands:
User Reviews
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-05-18 01:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm always glad when I look at things like this in private because I unconsciously make the same faces I'm looking at. I bet I look silly.
Submitted by deedee (user info) at 2006-05-18 01:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
taking the meds just rounds it all off, brilliant!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-02 01:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-04-01 17:49:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahah the possessed by satan one is the best by far
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I like the 'how you doin' one.
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-04-01 17:49:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahah the possessed by satan one is the best by far
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-01 15:14:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You should be doing impressions or standup, those are some Jim Carey like expressions.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-04-01 15:06:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit that's funny.
I'm with Apollo. I like "Impressed" the best. You look like Beaker from the Muppets. A little.
Submitted by absolutes (user info) at 2005-04-01 14:48:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your face is delightfully expressive.
Submitted by funkchomper (user info) at 2004-11-22 16:52:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jimbo is my hero!
Submitted by briancte (user info) at 2004-09-11 21:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i love how you do this while at work.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-11 21:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you work at Geico?
Funny shit.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-09-11 21:28:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'i'll pummell you'
hahhahrharharharharharh
harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2004-09-11 18:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jimbo Bunch:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44721
Submitted by Wish_I_Were (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:52:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha
this made me touch myself
I think the camwhoring one is my fav - that has to be the douchiest expression anyone has ever made. You're my hero!
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-07-31 02:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't anyone notice "HomOcidal"
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-07-31 02:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HatMan (user info) at 2004-07-31 01:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, you work in a cubicle.
Submitted by ruffian_11 (user info) at 2004-07-31 01:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So awesome..
Submitted by UniBrowZIT (user info) at 2004-07-31 00:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funniest thing I've seen in a while.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-07-31 00:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The little sign was awesome, you are my hero
Submitted by kiketta (user info) at 2004-07-30 16:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought you were an ex for a second, then I realized you actually have a sense of humor. Great pics!
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-07-30 15:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holy shit! how did I miss this. Better than the Tom posts! you are a God amongst men
:-)
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-07-30 14:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mine said it was glazed w/ a lead-based...glaze...
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-30 14:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Gish (user info) at 2004-07-13 17:32:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about jimbo
User id: 2803
Registered on or around: 2003-09-29 10:30:45
# Messages posted: 45
# Reviews written: 749
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 1337
# Hits: 96721
Average rating of all messages: 1.55
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Jimbo's posts are 1337 - thats like, elite, right?
Submitted by Gish (user info) at 2004-07-13 17:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rating this post is the reason I created a username. Then I couldn't remember where the hell it was. Finally found it, so here's your +2.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-13 01:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
Submitted by CleverName (user info) at 2004-06-09 16:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice cubicle.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-03 18:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was going to give you just a 1 because you look excatly like someone I used to date... but the faces you made are too funny to resist.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-03 17:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-04-16 19:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Brandy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-04-10 17:05:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehe, brilliant. Your 'i'll pummel you' face makes it look like you're gonna cry. Aww...
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-04-10 16:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH. MY. GOD.
HOW DID I MISS THIS?!?!?!?!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-10 16:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
have another to offset the loser below
Submitted by YourAllGay (user info) at 2004-04-10 16:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOUR LIKE 30! Wtf. Go find a guy to fuck or something, Holy shit man. You have no friends and no balls. bye.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-10 16:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow , when i first rated this i had no idea you were the one who wrote the badass aussie cows post
heres another +2 just for being that guy
yay GO You!!!
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-03 07:30:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DUDE i have got to say that this is one of the best posts. Your camwhoring skills outweigh mine greatly. Well done
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-03 07:10:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lol@the title and....
lol@the most original camwhoring yet!....kudos
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-04-03 07:03:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-04-01 10:16:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/28750
it's not to great, but...
IT'S THE JIMBO BUNCH!!
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-03-27 18:40:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this guy is fucking hilarious.
Submitted by Heimdallsman (user info) at 2004-03-24 16:31:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy hell, how did I miss this, and where have the photoshoppers been?
My god, I saw that camwhoring picture with the little sign, and..
BWAAAA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh geez, I did it again.
Damn, that's funny.
--HeimdallsMan
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-03-04 09:24:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I didn't know that Randy Quaid and Stephen Wright had a son!!??
Submitted by triliad (user info) at 2004-03-04 08:47:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for your curious ability to make your eyes look like they are about to fall out of your head.
Submitted by antiLemming (user info) at 2004-03-04 08:37:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The 'Cool' one kinda looks like that guy who used to give out lollies from his magic stationwagon near my kindergarten.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-04 08:19:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
www.emotioneric.com
same thing, more emotions...
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-02-09 16:48:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehe, I liked the "Impressed" one best too, although the "Possessed by Satan" could easily be interpreted as "Taking a boozy shit"
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-01-29 11:11:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Man, I look bald as hell in these pics. Damn fisheye lens.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-01-29 06:15:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny.
I liked the impressed one best!
Submitted by UberWeiss (user info) at 2004-01-29 06:08:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*cough* - *splutter*
Doing the horizontal mexican wave - Go Ub-er! Go Ub-er!
Genius. Love it. Start a website, make some money.
UBERCAM!
UW
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-01-29 05:54:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
genius.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-01-29 04:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is great.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-28 17:43:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
your face is quite stretchy.
+2 for stretchyness.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-01-28 17:07:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-01-28 17:01:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know why I laughed so hard at this; some things are best left unexplained I suppose.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2004-01-28 16:55:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
farting really pisses you off doesn't it?
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-01-28 12:34:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking. Hilarious. Whee!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-01-28 12:26:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dammit I wanted to hear about the coffee mug! But this actuall solicited a laugh from me, so here you go.
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-01-28 11:50:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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| Go Über! |
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Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-01-28 11:43:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This man is management material!
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2004-01-28 11:36:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Classic....
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-01-28 11:22:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is awesome.
Im printing it out and putting it on my fridge. Then i will put one of those cut out magnets on each picture to tell what im feeling each day. So my roommates and gf will know.
Wait, i dont have a gf. Or roommates. Or a printer or cut-out magnet. GODDAMIT!
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-01-28 11:16:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't take the cork off the fork, Rubric!
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-01-28 11:12:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bwah hahahahahahahahahaa
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-01-28 11:06:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey wait! I just saw the teeny weeny Uber sign!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Submitted by xLisaCatx (user info) at 2004-01-28 11:06:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This should be posted on bored@work simply to show a prime example of what NOT to do while bored at work.
Hahaha!
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-01-28 11:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha I wuv the Jimbo!
Submitted by DrunkMonk (user info) at 2004-01-28 11:03:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Psst...there's a fork in your eye!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-01-28 10:58:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty funny.
Pretty funny indeed.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-01-28 10:58:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit that was funny.
Submitted by KingFreakingKong (user info) at 2004-01-28 10:52:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Meh
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-01-28 10:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I think it'd be hilarious catching a guy in his office taking pictures of himself.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-01-28 10:51:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
can someone photoshop this into a brady bunch logo...
the jimbo bunch....the jimbo bunch....
thats the way, he bacame the jimbo BUNCH!
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-01-28 10:50:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT A FUCKING RIOT! My guts hurt from laughing!