Hey Kids! Story Time. (734 hits)
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Submitted by Sacrew (View user info) at 2004-01-28 22:20:54 EST
Alright. I'm gonna start off a story, and y'all contribute with each rate.
Hopefully the story'll be as wierd and offensive as possible.
If you need a little self esteem boost to disguise the fact that you're pathetic, or you're a pompous xenophobic Uber snob, by all means, -2.
Higgins, the sassy chain-smoking British midget, decided that today was the day.
Never again would those bastards humiliate him again.
He stepped into the street, and was approached by.........
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Submitted by booles (user info) at 2004-01-29 00:02:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
but the turtles are already in the van with april, and theyre going to pick up their pizza with extra anchovies. Michaelangelo says, "fuck shredder".
the end.
Submitted by layney (user info) at 2004-01-28 23:52:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
then rocket man, that elton john sings about, comes and and sews all of the parts together forming a flesh version of Shredder.....the ninja turtles are up in this biotch....Shredder says "damn you turtles, DAMN YOU!!!!!!
Submitted by booles (user info) at 2004-01-28 23:42:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i guess i just really dont understand the point of this website then, i mean some guy is just trying to have a good time, start a story, see what happens. it gets 3 or 4 responses, then some fucker comes in and is like, this is unoriginal, im a fucker, blah blah blah. go fuck yourself man. anyways, on with the story.................... and the pileup just so happened to be situated on a land mine, so millions of crippled war-vet parts got blow all over the place.
ok yes i agree this is really going nowhere but come on who cares
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-01-28 23:29:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
...of idiot people who thought this would be a good idea.
TAKE THIS NONSENSE TO YOUR AIM CHATROOMS.
This is neither original nor creative. Get the FUCK out!
Submitted by MrCoffee (user info) at 2004-01-28 23:18:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The gay frenchie ran manicaly into remembrance march and took out a blind war-vet in a wheelchair, causing him to spill over and all the other blind war-vets to trip over him, causing a huge pileup...
Submitted by booles (user info) at 2004-01-28 23:00:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey its a midget not a dwarf. go by the rules. but anyways, yeah the frenchie definitely ran in fear because all french people are gay, which by stereotype means that you are fucking scared of everything. in this story.
Submitted by finkboy21 (user info) at 2004-01-28 22:44:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The midget kicked with all his might.. but the "nigga" was not phased. Just then a Mexican came and try to steal the bike of a passing Frenchie. The Frenchie ran in fear. and tripped over the dwarf...
Submitted by booles (user info) at 2004-01-28 22:36:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
a dumb nigger. the dumb nigger asked him if he had any spare change for the B train. But the midget knew better, and decided to kick him in the shin.
this is going nowhere. a midget and a nigger? come on..