Are YOU a Lazy Bastard? (774 hits)
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Submitted by Rude (View user info) at 2004-01-29 02:30:56 EST
Are you a lazy bastard?
Here is a simple quiz to help you out. Of course if you were a true lazy bastard you wouldn't even bother with the quiz, but...oh never mind, rationalization takes too much energy.
All questions are yes or no. Each yes is 1 point. At the end there will be a scoring guide.
On to the test:
1. Have you called in sick for work or school because you didn't want to miss the next episode of Maury/ Montel/ Dawsons Creek/ Saved By the Bell/ etc.?
2. Have you skipped school or work because you wanted to avoid a friend/ coworker who you blew off the previous day to watch Maury/ Montel/ Dawsons Creek/ Saved By the Bell/ etc.?
3. Have you Shaved all of the hair off your arms and/ or legs for no reason other than boredom and the convenience of a close by razor?
4. All the hair off your ass?
5. Do you abstain from drugs for no reason other than they are harder to score from the comfort of your basement?
6. Has masturbation lost it's fun? (I know, Greenday song, but its true.)
7. Do you play sports video games (i.e. Basketball, baseball, hockey, tennis, golf) that you have never participated in in real life?
8. Have you ever watched a movie on T.V. so horrifically bad you considered gouging your eyes out afterwards just because you couldn't find the control? (i.e. JAWS 4)
9. Have you ever ordered in because microwaving burritos/Pop Tarts was just too physically demanding?
10. Have you ever watched a Star Trek/Babylon 5/Etc. marathon because it didn't require changing channels?
11. Do you have more than 2 remote controls?
12. Is more then one of them Universal?
13. Do you watch more than 6 hours of T.V. a day?
14. Have you, rather than do laundry, bought new clothes?
15. Do you have a refrigerator within arms length of the couch?
16. Have you ever given a friend money to pretend to be you so you could stay home or given a friend money to do your shopping for you?
17. Do the people at the local McDonalds know your name, order, and what time you'll be in?
18. Do you, rather than surf the internet for porn, beat off to the educational shows on sex?
*BONUS* Worth 2 additional points.
Are your clocks and watches set to the exact time of your place of business/school so you can spend as much time at home as physically possible and not worry about being late?
Ok, Score tally time!
0-3 Points: POSEUR. You wish you were lazy. You're probably a social butterfly with lots of friends and play sports. You sicken me.
4-8 points: AVERAGE. You display certain lazy traits. Some people would say you are lazy, But not me.
9-12 Points: LAZY. You are downright lazy. You most likely have some friends and occasionally do things with them. You Probably have a freezer full of microwavable goods.
13-16 Points: You are a LAZY BASTARD. You have few friends who you know in person. You most likely have a running tab at Domino's pizza. You probably take baths rather than showers, that is, if you bathe at all.
17+ points. KING LAZY. If you are this lazy you either cheated on the test or had someone read you the questions while you were lying on a couch nearby. A true king lazy would not have even bothered to do the test. You are an example to us all, congrats!
I hope you have all learned something about yourself from this test. If you scored above 9 I salute you!
User Reviews
Submitted by Carrie Matthews <makemydayblondie.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-03-15 17:22:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew a few pepole in my time that would be king of the Lazy basterds. Personaly I neverthought until now any one would make a quiz for them.
Submitted by skatastrophy (user info) at 2004-01-30 03:31:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, fine i should have said 4 remotes but whats done is done.
Submitted by train_wreck (user info) at 2004-01-29 09:50:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
too lazy to read through the quiz....ill just give you a +2 and play NCAA Football 2004
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-01-29 06:20:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Damn. I would have gotten a 0 if it werent for the remote control question.
Who the fuck only has 2 remote controls?
1 for the tv
1 for the receiver
1 for the single disc cd player
1 for the 200 disc cd changer
1 for the dvd player
1 for the tuner (even though i only get one station)
i think thats it, unless you count my wireless keyboard and mouse
And none of them are universal
my life is ran by a remote control
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-01-29 05:36:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"""Are your clocks and watches set to the exact time of your place of business/school so you can spend as much time at home as physically possible and not worry about being late? """
Yes!!!
Laughed my ass off at that.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-01-29 03:17:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't read the post, so I guess you could say that I am a lazy bastard.
heh.