Puppy Panty Snatcher (2032 hits)
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Submitted by Velouria (View user info) at 2004-01-29 16:09:02 EST
One month ago, Rickey and I decided it was time to start a family. Since we're not quite ready for the child bearing stage, we decided to take baby steps and get a pet. Rickey of course hates cats, so we compromised with getting a puppy. We named him Debeaux.
The first two days he was just wonderful. He slept for two days straight. Not one problem. End of day two, we find out he has tape worms. Tape worms were compounded to also having round worms. I know none of this is his fault. The people who we purchased the puppy from kept him outside and obviously was neglectful of the puppy and it's needs. We give him love.
By week two, Debeaux starts getting quite spunky. No matter how many times I take the little bugger outside to piss or shit, he constantly has to show me. My carpet clearner is on it's last leg from all of the "accidents" dear Debeaux has made. People told me in the beginning to be firm and don't fear using a newspaper to enforce discipline. Dedeaux laughs at discipline and has shredded up three rolled newspaper "enforcers".
Debeaux doesn't know what it's like to lay on the floor. Debeaux quickly learned how to jump onto the couch, but it took him 2 weeks to get the nerve to jump down. And when it's nighttime for me to sleep, Debeaux will try to throw a tantrum until he's resting in bed with me. (Spoiled little shit.) Luckily he loves the bed so much that this is the only spot in my house that is urine free.
By this time I've spent a small fortune on worming medication, carpet cleaner, necessary shots, food, tons of toys, CLOTHING, and every other puppy need imaginable. Debeaux decided he would find a new way of entertaining himself. He loves dragging any item he sees on the floor to his favorite spot in the house that he can jump to on his own, the couch. There isn't a pair of shoes or rug that is safe within my household. This wouldn't be such a problem if it wasn't for my bath-time habits.
I'm a wee bit claustrophobic. So generally if I'm at the house by myself or if it's just my boyfriend home, I always take a bath with the door open. I usually disrobe, leave my clothing on the floor, and pick up the clothing and my soiled towel after my bath. The puppy is still a bit new to me, so I wasn't thinking about what type of advantages Debeaux would have from my routine.
Friday morning I took a bath, as I always do, prior to work. I disrobe and leave my clothing discarded on the floor. I'm half asleep, but getting better with the relaxing hot water running off of me. When I get out of the bath, I'm looking for the jogging pants I had put on that morning when I work up prior to taking a bath. I notice that all of my clothing, along with my jogging pants, is missing. I thought maybe, just maybe, I was so tired that I got undressed in my bedroom or the spare room when I was looking for clothing. I checked both places, no clothing. I took out another pair of sleep pants to wear until I was ready to slip into my work clothes and finish getting dressed.
When I finished getting dressed, I go into the living room to watch the news. Low and behold there is a shirt, a pair of socks, and a shirt lying on the couch. Debeaux just sat there wagging his little tail, head cocked slightly to the right, barking at his little endeavor. I pick up the clothing, put them into the laundry basket, and forget about the whole ordeal.
I arrive home from work about 5:15. Rickey arrives home about 5:30, and he has two co-workers with him. Obviously they are staying around to drink a few drinks with him and eat some supper. Rickey's friend come into the house, we offer them a drink and a seat to be hospitable. As one of the men go to sit down on the couch, he pulls something red from the crack of the couch. This guy was now holding a pair of bright red thong underwear in his hands. He even stretched out the rubber waistband to add to the effect of my embarrassment. Rickey got props for everything thinking he got lucky the night before in our living room. I got a wee bit humiliated and everlasting satisfaction of having a complete stranger fondle my undergarments.
So if any of you want a cute and mischievous puppy as an added joy of your household, don't hesitate to call upon mine! He's the one all the way in the food bowl.
User Reviews
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2004-01-29 22:56:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good eatin
Submitted by Bytch <classybytch716.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-01-29 20:35:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-01-29 20:13:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha... oh the joys of puppies.
My dog drags my socks, bras, and panties out whenever someone is over.
I could solve my problem by acutally using my clothes hamper instead of leaving everything laying around.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-01-29 20:07:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
**Two things needed to make a post kick all ass: puppies and thongs.**
Just as long as its not puppies IN thongs.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-01-29 17:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Two things needed to make a post kick all ass: puppies and thongs.
Submitted by Lost_Gator_Fan (user info) at 2004-01-29 16:34:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the good story
+1 for mentioning thong underwear
-1 for making me miss my dog.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-01-29 16:29:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AWWWwww..... Cute puppy.
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2004-01-29 16:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Life would be generally really boring without animals to tell funny stories about.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-01-29 16:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaa
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-29 16:23:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought it was puppy party snatcher.
i guess it shows where my mind is.
Submitted by chrishta (user info) at 2004-01-29 16:15:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I so know what you're going through! I have a cat that has a sock and underwear fetish. If we leave any on the floor, he will soon carrying it in his mouth and trying to hump it all over the house. Very strange!