What Do You Think? (2135 hits)
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Submitted by cnympho247 (View user info) at 2004-01-29 16:26:32 EST
I was sitting here scoping out this website, and found this funny yet true picture.
After you look at the picture below, make sure you then read these following statements.
--I know by not using protection, its possible to get pregnant and also stress at a woman's expected time of the month. But, isn't this picture extremely true to all who've had sex. let me know if you think this is true....Rate Away..
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Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2004-03-29 15:08:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"I'm an 18 yr old college student whose had sex for a good many months"
Really?!?!?! 18?!?!?! For a good many months?!?!?!
Congratulations, you're an idiot.
Submitted by Ashley at 2004-01-31 03:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You are such a dumbass. Even though condoms don't protect from all STD's (ie- pubic lice aka crabs), they still protect you from so much more. and if you have a problem with sensation- deadening, try either a textured condom, or a plastic (non-latex) one. they help. Otherwise, see how much your sensation is deadened when you have a crying baby at 3am...
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-30 15:39:21 EST (#)
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This is just brilliant. Say, what do you plan on naming the poor kid that is going to be the result of this idiocy?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-01-30 15:27:07 EST (#)
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William - I was brought up Catholic but in todays world what does that have to do with anything? Most Catholic girls I've associated with through high school did the same thing. Although, I attended a public school. My area is more like the ppl who get soooo into the moment it doesnt matter whether a guy has a condom or not. And I've also heard that long as the guy takes a piss before they even attempt to have sex, that it reduces your chances of getting pregnant.
And yes, I maybe scared of getting pregnant but only when it approaches my time of month. I have enough faith in the guy that he knows the precise time to 'pull out'. My feeling of being safer without a condom is an opinion agreed between my friends and I.
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Okay, fuck off... I call shenanigans. Pissing before sex reduces cahnce of pregnancy? Are you serious?
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-01-29 21:51:24 EST (#)
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Do the world a favor: use a condom. Just for the sake of not reproducing and making mini-yous.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-01-29 21:42:39 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-01-29 21:35:16 EST (#)
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Sorry, but a picture does not a good post make.....
Although, I hate condoms myself. I'm not all against them, I'm just saying I prefer not using one.
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-01-29 21:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post sends a powerful message about the positive results of practicing euthanasia.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2004-01-29 19:03:01 EST (#)
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First of all, - fucking 2 for the post, true or not, it sucked ass. Second of all, you're one of the biggest morons I've ever seen.
If a guy pulls out, his boys are still swimming around in the precum, so you can still get knocked up. It doesn't matter if he takes a piss before sex or not. Do you know what precum is for? The precum cleans out all of the acids and junk that's dangerous to sperm from the urethra.
Too bad for the entire world you're doomed to get knocked up. We need as few of you running around as possible.
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2004-01-29 18:41:29 EST (#)
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I vote the easy out too.
I am no sex expert, but what does the guy taking a leak before doing the horizontal mambo have to do with his orgasm later? There is still going to be cream cheese shooting at super sonic speeds.
"I also feel safer without a condom as so do some my friends from home. We have more of a fear of the condom breaking with the guy inside us. "
as to this.....are your insides made of needles? rocks?
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-01-29 18:37:07 EST (#)
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OK, terrific!
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-01-29 17:57:54 EST (#)
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Just douche with hydrochloric acid after you have sex and you will never get pregnant.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-01-29 17:50:04 EST (#)
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"And I've also heard that long as the guy takes a piss before they even attempt to have sex, that it reduces your chances of getting pregnant."
Yeah, kinda like ive heard that smoking pot and drinking Mt. Dew reduces sperm count, remember
you stupid junior high bitch, all it takes is one sperm. ONE!!!
Also i agree with phoenix, all you are doing is opting for a "quick out" so you dont look
any more stupid then you already do.
Though i will say this, IF you know the person well and have a RELATIONSHIP with them,
unprotected sex is far more enjoyable. ONE NIGHT STANDS WITHOUT A CONDOM???? Honestly,
do you think before you speak/type or is just the level of intellegence your tiny brain
allows??
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-01-29 17:32:38 EST (#)
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Hey, you know what, if this is a joke and you're really not a moron, I'll give you that much. You'll have absolutely no proof that you're joking, but what does that matter, right? And as for making assumptions about your age, I did before you noted in your reviews that you are 18, and I didn't care enough to research into your past posts about how old you are because it really didn't matter - for God's sake, I was off by two years. You're still a teenager and in the average life span of a human, 2 years is shit.
PHX
Submitted by cnympho247 (user info) at 2004-01-29 17:30:52 EST (#)
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"When In Doubt, Shroud Your Sprout"
means put a condom on dumbass.
So ya its a joke, do a bit more research before you flame away. In that matter, look at a other posts of someone to see if they are joking.
Submitted by cnympho247 (user info) at 2004-01-29 17:24:37 EST (#)
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volkless - how can I be a ditz, if this is all a joke? No one's a ditz if they are able to fake any one out on something like this. It takes a smart person to piss people off with a most debated subject turning out to be just a joke.
By the way, I've heard of birth control pills. And thanks so much for making assumptions about my age. If you decided to read my "When In Doubt Shroud Your Spout" article then you wouldve read I'm a college student. Whose the ditz now? Along with that, think about the title, does it sound like this ones a joke to you now (hint hint)?
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-01-29 17:24:31 EST (#)
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"This is called a "quick out." She's waiting to see if enough people call her a retard before she decides to say she's joking."
That's what I was thinking. And, Poster, don't wait to see if anyone will back you up if that is the case. It won't happen. Go do some research on it instead.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-29 17:21:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-01-29 16:32:41 (#)
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Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-29 16:29:33 (#)
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you are a 16 year old virgin aren't you?
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-01-29 17:20:32 EST (#)
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"I'm not going to say if I'm joking or not. I want to see how many reviews I get before I admit whether its honesty or fiction."
This is called a "quick out." She's waiting to see if enough people call her a retard before she decides to say she's joking.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-01-29 17:18:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Observe.
Having sex with a condom on and condom getting under foreskin discomfort:
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Having unprotected sex with http://www.faceparty.com/angeltree and then having a stingy dick for 3 weeks after when I piss discomfort:
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Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-01-29 17:17:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by cnympho247 (user info) at 2004-01-29 17:13:21 (#)
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Sorry to be a ditz at the moment,
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At the moment, honey? If this isn't a joke you're being a "ditz" for a lot longer than just a moment.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-01-29 17:15:43 EST (#)
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Oh. Well in that case, don't worry about it. I will have forgotten about you by then. I'm leaving work in 30 minutes, and I don't play here after hours.
Submitted by cnympho247 (user info) at 2004-01-29 17:13:21 EST (#)
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Sorry to be a ditz at the moment, but whats "pwned" mean?
I will inform if its a joke or not later tonight, just as an update to you.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-01-29 17:13:19 EST (#)
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Not so, turtle. Not so. It can make it slightly 'less' for a girl, too. It makes it feel more like a...well...a vibrator without the vibe.
I don't understand how this is post-worthy to begin with.
tellmeit'sajoketellmeit'sajoke
Submitted by DaMunk06 (user info) at 2004-01-29 17:11:20 EST (#)
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Hey,her's the PERFECT SURE FIRE WAY TO BE PREGNANT FREE AND STD FREE (unless you're stabbing yourself with used needles).
ABSTANENSE YOU NINNYS!
Submitted by Fire at 2004-01-29 17:07:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the picture
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-29 17:05:55 EST (#)
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cnympho247 pwned phinch.
yes fucking without a condom feels better. gatdamnit.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2004-01-29 17:05:05 EST (#)
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I agree condoms do lessen sensation for the guy but not for the girl.
It can also extend the length of time it takes for a man to comes. All you prejaculators out there should learn this.
There are all kinds of diseases you can catch if you don;t use protection.
I use a condom whenever I am dipping my wick in untrusted territory.
You just don't know where the other person has been.
-turtle
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-01-29 17:04:07 EST (#)
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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!! Faith in pulling out???? ohgodohgod tell me it's a joke!
Submitted by cnympho247 (user info) at 2004-01-29 17:03:58 EST (#)
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I'm not going to say if I'm joking or not. I want to see how many reviews I get before I admit whether its honesty or fiction.
But for now, I thought the picture was hilarious. So ya I laughed my ass off at that.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-01-29 16:58:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"I have enough faith in the guy that he knows the precise time to 'pull out'."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOo. Are you honestly that fucking stupid??? It doesn't MATTER if he "pulls out" at the "precise time." Any moron knows that when a guy orgasms isn't the only time he's got little spermies swimming out of his penis.
Excuse my childish language, but really, what a naive statement on your part.
Phoenix
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-29 16:58:03 EST (#)
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SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!
Pulling out does not protect you from pregnancy either. Sperm hangs out in the precum as well as the actual jizz.
don't they teach sex ed anymore?
I hope that this is a joke. I hope you are laughing your ass off at how pissed off you managed to make some guy over the internet.
Please God, let this be a joke.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-01-29 16:55:37 EST (#)
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Here's the deal: you say, "I know by not using protection, its possible to get pregnant."
If all you're worried about is getting pregnant, they have these things called birth control pills...dunno, maybe you've heard of them. You can have sex all your little heart desires without the bothersome latex and never have to worry about getting pregnant because the pill is about 99% effective.
Now, on the other hand, you fail to mention that a condom's sole purpose isn't just to prevent pregnancy. Condom's also help to protect against these things called STDs, some of which can ruin your life. You only stating that a condom's use is to prevent pregnancy shows your level of ignorance.
If you don't want to get pregnant and you don't want to use a condom, I suggest you look into the pill, especially since most health insurance will cover it now. However, if you choose to do this, no one wants to hear about it you get genital herpes, gonorrhea, chlymadia, AIDS, or any other nasty, nasty disease.
That's what I think of your picture and your post.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-29 16:54:19 EST (#)
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"I also feel safer without a condom as so do some my friends from home. We have more of a fear of the condom breaking with the guy inside us. "
are you insane? you have to be insane.
WAKE THE FUCK UP! safe from what? if you have sex without a condom, you have NO protection from diseases.
please tell me you are on pill. I really think that you shouldn't get pregnant.
if you are in a monogamous relationship for a long time and are on the pill, then I can understand not using condoms, but HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU FEEL SAFER WITHOUT CONDOMS?
Submitted by cnympho247 (user info) at 2004-01-29 16:51:50 EST (#)
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William - I was brought up Catholic but in todays world what does that have to do with anything? Most Catholic girls I've associated with through high school did the same thing. Although, I attended a public school. My area is more like the ppl who get soooo into the moment it doesnt matter whether a guy has a condom or not. And I've also heard that long as the guy takes a piss before they even attempt to have sex, that it reduces your chances of getting pregnant.
And yes, I maybe scared of getting pregnant but only when it approaches my time of month. I have enough faith in the guy that he knows the precise time to 'pull out'. My feeling of being safer without a condom is an opinion agreed between my friends and I.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-01-29 16:45:06 EST (#)
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OK, wait a second here. Let's say the condom breaks (your big fear) then bascially it's like you're exposed to all the things that unprotected sex can do to you. Do you now see the fallacy in your logic? I'm guessing no because you don't seem like the swifest person.
I'll explain in as simple terms as possible for you.
You're not afraid of A. You're afraid of B because if B fails you'll get A.
See the problem now?
Submitted by Lunatic at 2004-01-29 16:44:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What's wrong with these people? Doesnt matter if you're stupid or not using condoms.
The fact is yeah it feels sooooooo much better without than with it.
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-01-29 16:41:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You just wasted 15 seconds of my day. Those are billable hours.
Don't bother (-2)
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-01-29 16:41:15 EST (#)
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I am not a 16 year old. I'm an 18 yr old college student whose had sex for a good many months and I agree with that picture. I also feel safer without a condom as so do some my friends from home. We have more of a fear of the condom breaking with the guy inside us.
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What the fuck? You are from a catholic upbringing aren't you?
Please answer me. Why are you "more afraid of the condom breaking with the guy inside"? More afraid than what? Having just raw cock inside you? What is the difference?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-29 16:41:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel the same way. Feels good without the condom.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-29 16:39:41 EST (#)
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whoo hoo!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-29 16:39:02 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-29 16:38:00 EST (#)
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You feel safer without a condom and so don't your friends? Are you all fucking morons or....
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-29 16:36:27 EST (#)
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I would prefer to not get AIDS, thanks.
Submitted by cnympho247 (user info) at 2004-01-29 16:35:33 EST (#)
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Phinch - I am not a 16 year old. I'm an 18 yr old college student whose had sex for a good many months and I agree with that picture. I also feel safer without a condom as so do some my friends from home. We have more of a fear of the condom breaking with the guy inside us.
But all i asked for was, if you agreed with the picture.
Your sex goddess has swept away.
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2004-01-29 16:33:18 EST (#)
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This post gave me explosive diarrhea. My heart goes out to the person that inflated the condom.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-01-29 16:32:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-29 16:29:33 (#)
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you are a 16 year old virgin aren't you?
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Funny, Phinch...I was thinking the exact same thing.
:-\
Phoenix
Submitted by chrishta (user info) at 2004-01-29 16:30:25 EST (#)
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You're an idiot.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-29 16:29:33 EST (#)
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you are a 16 year old virgin aren't you?
Submitted by Ashley at 2004-01-29 16:29:14 EST (#)
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I'd rather be baby-less and std-less than condom-less. You suck (or should).
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-01-29 16:27:21 EST (#)
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I rated away.