How to destroy someone slowly. (4868 hits)
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Submitted by Azriel (View user info) at 2004-01-30 11:41:28 EST
Is there anything to understand about love?
Well, yes there is. Here are a few pointers:
1-When you think everything is going well, forget it, it's just a way to numb your senses before dropping a ton of bricks on your head. The speech will vary but most of the time, they complain about stuff that happened in the past. The older the thing is, the more you'll get nailed for it.
2-They can love you, be comfortable with you, find you attractive, intelligent, find your family is wonderful, get along with all your friends, think you'd be a good father, a good husband BUT, don't get fooled. Loving you and being in love with you is not the same.
3-They can tell you they'll miss you and that they don't want to lose you. Be careful though, that doesn't mean they can't dump you the next morning because you forgot to put the goddamn knife in the dishwasher.
4-You cannot assume that they are too tired or too sick to make love. EVEN if they can't speak, or walk, or always complain that they can't breath. Assuming is a lack of passion. They have to tell you they have a headache.
5-After a good argument lasting forever, if you suggest going home to leave her alone for the night so she can think about all this, it is completely normal that she asks you to stay because ... SHE NEEDS THE CAR IN THE MORNING!
6-Never take anything for granted. Signing a proof of purchase for a house, her always asking you about what's your favorite first name for future kids, her buying wedding magazine, buying furniture for your new house and buying a cat and a dog is not a sign that the relationship is going anywhere.
7-If she just came out of a relationship where she was beaten by an idiot for 6 months; don't treat her like a princess because she will blame it on you for being too nice and too perfect.
8-Buying a house will suffocate her. She will want to be left alone even if the house was bought for the two of you in the first place.
9-Anything you do you're a loser. There is no way to win in this. Be romantic, be passionate, be independent, be a good person. All in all, you have to learn that your there to please or displease, no matter what you think is right or wrong.
Now I know what you are all going to say. I am a man and can't understand shit about love. Well, maybe your right, I don't. But there is one thing I understand; respect is the foundation of it all. Where there is no respect, there can't be anything else.
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-07 06:51:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
7-If she just came out of a relationship where she was beaten by an idiot for 6 months; don't treat her like a princess because she will blame it on you for being too nice and too perfect.
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Don't complain. If you're playing with damaged goods, expect to get cut on the jagged edges.
Submitted by Jimmo (user info) at 2006-03-07 06:27:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to have relationships like that all the time. My current girlfriend is amazing, for a start she is independant, does respect me and it seems all she wants is to be with me on occasions.
And that's after six months.
Just keep looking.
Submitted by DaJerk (user info) at 2004-10-11 19:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice move pumba .
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-01-30 12:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Destroy her in return. It's the best way.
Strike second, strike harder.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-01-30 12:12:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Never do anything jointly. It's yours, or hers... and even if it's yours, its still hers anyhow.
Marriage is simply a tax shelter and a financial merger. Don't fuck up your credit rating by taking on her credit card screwups.
I'm hating women again today.
The first warning signs are the dreamy things like names of future kids, wedding magazines, etc.
sounds like the bitch was in love with the _idea_ of being in love, not you yourself.
Perfect little life. Just insert Ken doll here.
Fuckers.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-01-30 11:59:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't cry Papa Smurf, somebody better will come along.
Sounds to my like you made it easy to get played. Buying houses and sharing cars etc., are not good practice unless you are in a solid marriage...
Submitted by Azriel (user info) at 2004-01-30 11:50:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She didn't actually brake my heart.. she pissed on it! She played me like a puppet.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-01-30 11:48:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for this line: "respect is the foundation of it all. Where there is no respect, there can't be anything else." How true it is....
As for tough love, se le vie.
What's the matter, Azriel? Some little filly break your heart?
:-)
Phoenix
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-01-30 11:47:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Preach on brother! Can I get a Amen?!?
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2004-01-30 11:47:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Die, Goth.