14 reasons i suck. (769 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.16 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <crispy> (View user info) at 2004-01-31 20:23:15 EST
i have recently thought about taking up jogging.
i yell at my roomate when he isn't around.
i quit college because a girlfriend dumped me.
i drink to excess because i believe girls find it attractive.
i collect books that i never read.
i collect records that i never listen to.
i am balding and i refuse to admit it.
i got a cell phone to improve my social life.
i'm trying to date a lesbian without getting rejected.
i often drink alone until i pass out.
i am turned on by degrading pornography.
i don't pay bills until they threaten to shut off service.
i just wasted your time.
i feel bad about that.
User Reviews
Submitted by reaganslovechild (user info) at 2004-04-10 14:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i bow down to you sir it takes a real man to admit that he drinks alone til he passes out
Submitted by Jon at 2004-02-08 13:34:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for having the name tardbacon
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-02-01 05:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hey, at least you don't have a penis that is so large that it scares women away.
goddamn ridiculously large penis.... *sigh*
Submitted by skatastrophy (user info) at 2004-02-01 05:10:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
man, your life sucks, thanks so much my shitty life seems incredible in comparison
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-02-01 03:44:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There's only one escape from the pain. That's right. Suicide.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-01-31 22:32:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Take some pills with toilet water. That'll solve that wanting to jog problem.
Malone
Lucifer Industries LLC
http://www.luciferindustries.com
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-01-31 21:22:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugh... Damn emo's...
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-01-31 21:09:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You can't say "I'm balding, but refuse to admit it." because you just admitted it. That's bullshit. You may say "I refuse to admit I'm balding." though.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-01-31 20:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
By giving you a bad review, it would be confirming the fact that you suck, which is the point you were trying to get across. Good job, you suck.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-01-31 20:49:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-01-31 20:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hee, hee! I can be a jerk and no one can stop me!
-- Homer Simpson
Itchy & Scratchy Land
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-01-31 20:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I guess this post is number 15.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-01-31 20:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You do suck. And I'm balding, so I suck too. Dammit.