Lacking in Silicon Valley (630 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.63 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Velouria (View user info) at 2004-02-03 10:36:46 EST
Yesterday I entered a local clothing store. As I was browsing, there was a group of teenage individuals that caught my eye. In the group there were three average looking teenage boys, one cute and busty little girl, and another teenage girl that was a bit robust. They were a bit loud which drew a lot of unexpected attention their way, inadvertently I'm sure.
I was sitting in the shoe department trying on shoes. The teenage boys were doing the traditional "pick on the girl to show her I like her" routine. The group of teenagers was rounding the block and was headed my way. One of the boys pulled at the cute girl's pony tail. It was like watching a part of a wholesome sitcom made for TV. Out of no where, another boy pulled the cute girl's back bra strap and let it go. The girl's first reaction was to make a loud shriek at her bra strap being snapped onto her tender skin. The girl then stood quite still as if remembering something quite important. The girl stood frozen with this horrifying look upon her face. Within seconds, a piece of tissue paper cascaded from underneath her blouse. The girl ran away from her friends towards the entrance of the store. Her robust friend said a few nasty things to the boys then hobbled along her friend's pathway to the door's entrance afterwards. Being boys, they didn't miss a beat to make a joke. The boy who snapped the cute girl's bra quickly scooped up the tissue that had fallen to the floor and pretended to sneeze into the tissue. All the other boys said, "God bless you," to the tissue boy, and they walked away in laughter.
I never saw the girl return inside of the department store. I'm sure the girl went straight home and begged her parents to not have to attend school the following day. Shortly thereafter, I'm sure the girl begged her parents to pay for breast augmentation or a one way plane ticket to live with some very distant relatives somewhere in the corn fields of Iowa.
Cha cha cha Charmin
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Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-02-03 20:13:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Charming just charming
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-02-03 14:25:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-02-03 14:19:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Serves her right.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-02-03 13:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-02-03 12:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh heh... This made me laugh. Pretty sweet.
+2 for a funny story that made me laugh. On Tuesday morning. Good for you.
4152 wishes you a good day.
Submitted by amusediniraq (user info) at 2004-02-03 11:43:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oohh I feel bad for her.
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-02-03 11:40:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the title alone.
At first I was expecting a poltical/economic rant.
Well done for providing a slice of americana.
Submitted by Whetzinator <I dont have any> at 2004-02-03 11:28:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SIGH i wish i lived in BreastVirginia
as much pussy as i get
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-02-03 11:27:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hopefully she will not post the story on here herself. OMG like I can't be-lieve he did that.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-02-03 11:16:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A wonderful slice of adolescent life, you've captured here. Brava!
Submitted by Velouria (user info) at 2004-02-03 10:58:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nope. Honestly witness this occurring. One day I'll share some of my personal shame. But not today.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-02-03 10:51:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Is this one of those "this thing happenend to a friend of mine" stories, where the victim is really you?
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2004-02-03 10:40:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Kids are so mean...