Breaking wind in Wal-Mart. (15540 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.77 on 116 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by JWLMAR10 (View user info) at 2004-02-04 04:23:24 EST
Wal-Mart, while an evil corporation, can actually be pretty fun to raise hell in. Many a time I have been found in wal-mart with some of my bored friends just causing trouble. We would rearrange items and say strange things to people and one of our favorite things to do was to stand directly in front of people and bend over to tie our shoe.
One day I actually had to go to wal-mart to shop. I happened to be searching for one of those ab-shockers that supposedly burns fat so that I could strap it to my overweight dog and torture it while simultaneously giving it a solid workout. It just seemed like too good of an idea to pass up at the time. While searching in the back of the store among the exercising products my eyes happened to glance along the wall at a small machine that would make my day. No, it was not the aforementioned ab-rocker, it was even better. It was a P.A. unit for the entire store. It was basically a small handset and a button that I assumed was used to make announcements for the entire store. Quickly forgetting about my obese dog I leapt at the handset. This was going to be fun.
I looked around. Nobody was watching. It was go-time. I placed the handset (with receiver) behind my buttocks and held down the button. I then squeezed out a pathetically weak, yet hilarious sounding, squeek of a fart. Sure enough, it was carried over the entire store. I heard muffled laughter in other aisles as I quickly made my way to the exit.
Farting into the P.A. soon became one of my favorite past-times in Wal-Mart. Every time I was in the store the customers were blessed by the unique sounds of my flatulence. I became less conscious, sometimes even quickly doing the deed while people were in the same aisle as me. I would even ask people if they heard that noise while I was putting the receiver back in place. Surprisingly, nobody ever caught on to my charade, until yesterday.
Yesterday I was on my way home from work when I passed Wal-Mart. I decided to stop by with no intention of buying anything, just so I could fart into the P.A. (this was not unusual in the recent weeks). I walked back to the P.A. and noticed that I really had a lot of gas waiting to come out. I smiled to myself as I grabbed the receiver that I knew all too well by this time. I placed it at the back of my pants and waited for the inevitable.
The God of Thunder himself was with me in spirit at this time as I unleashed upon the store the most violent ass-rip that the epidermal tuba of my buttocks could possibly produce. Three full seconds passed by and the fart was still going strong. I thought people might get a little too suspicious soon, but at the same time I was making a quantum leap in the field of P.A. farting. No, I had to keep this going until the end, no matter what the cost.
Another second later I felt two powerful hands grab my shoulders and tear me away from the P.A. The jig was up. The security dragged me into a back room, but they made sure to take me past at least half-a-dozen disgusted parents and their giggling children. When I was taken into the back room the security described how they have seen me do this before on the security tapes and that the cops were going to pick me up for being a public nuisance.
A lone police officer arrived minutes later and led me out of the store. The officer led me to his car where he told me to have a seat in the front. "Ok, this can't be too bad if he's letting me sit in the front seat," I thought as I wondered how much the fine would be for farting over Wal-Mart's intercom.
The officer sat down in his seat and looked over at me smiling.
"This has got to be the funniest damn thing I have ever encountered as a police officer! I don't even know what the hell I should do with you."
I told him I was soory about all of the trouble and that it wouldn't happen again. I searched the cops face to see if he was planning on letting me go, but he just had a huge, cheshire-cat grin on his face. A moment of silence occured between me and the officer.
The officer was the first to break the silence. He told me that he was going to have to call me into the station and I was going to get a ticket. The he reached for his radio, stuffed it under his buttocks and let out the loudest and smelliest fart I had ever heard or smelled to the entire police squad. He then burst into uproarious laughter, gave me a high-five and told me to go about my way.
*This post is an entry in UberPost2004. Understand that a review for this post counts as criteria for the judgment of the contest. Only ratings from registered users will be counted. Only the first rating from each user will be counted. Ratings will be accepted for the contest until Monday, February 9, at 11:59:59 pm.*
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-09 18:36:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-12-01 16:43:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
only +1 for kinda weak ending and be so arrogant in your replies.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-01 16:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
farting in Walmart is how I spend every saturday.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-01 16:32:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*fart*
Submitted by Grim_Hippie (user info) at 2004-12-01 16:18:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, wow. I was in tears this was so funny.
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-12-01 16:07:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What in sweet name the name of Monkey Satan is UberPost2004?
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-05-15 18:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well then you missed out, funkboy.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-05-11 05:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I read,
"one of our favorite things to do was to stand directly in front of people and bend over to tie our shoe"
then stopped reading.
Submitted by wendy <veinousdemilo.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-05-11 05:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Absofreaking hysterical...lmao
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-04-30 02:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
saltwater...
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-04-30 02:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-04-30 00:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, i went to walmart last saturday so I could get a saltwater fishing license and a fishing pole.
At 4:30 in the morning. We were rather drunk, etc. etc.
The people working there were the most stupid mother fuckers I have ever seen. Literally. The woman who first "helped" us, was trying to put my friend's driver license number into a machine, with the 1-9 abc def ... on the key pad. And she kept starting with 2 for d which in reality we all know is 3.
He kept telling her this. She had to call for an assistant manager . Sadly, couldn't do it either.
We went to another walmart the next day. The younger kids working there laughed when we described the people at the other store.
Then the chick printed out my brand new FRESHWATER license. (wanted saltwater)
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-04-30 00:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AAhhh, thanks AJ.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-29 14:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.alldumb.com/?cat=Crazy&skip=1
Submitted by Kichigai (user info) at 2004-04-29 06:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-04-26 22:29:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Man.. Is this thing still getting hits? Someone tell me what site linked it please.
Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2004-04-24 04:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to work the night shift at Wal-Mart.. we used to fuck around and get on the P.A. system and say fucked up shit to freak the customers out.. fun times..
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-04-24 04:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm glad to hear that.
Submitted by Jake at 2004-04-24 00:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was the funniest thing I've read all day. It made me laugh for a good four minutes straight.
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-04-23 13:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Absolute genius beotch!
Submitted by thanks for wasting 5 minutes at 2004-04-23 03:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
homosexuals shoudl go to hell and burn after dying a slow and painful death. this young man's story should prove this
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-04-22 21:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"The God of Thunder himself was with me in spirit at this time as I unleashed upon the store the most violent ass-rip that the epidermal tuba of my buttocks could possibly produce."
At that line I laughed so hard I cried. I couldn't finish reading for a solid ten minutes.
I am GOING to go fart on my local Wal*Mart PA.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-04-22 21:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you're right.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-22 19:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And by that I mean it got linked somewhere.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-22 19:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think this got submitted somewhere off-site.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-04-22 09:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If people don't find this funny, it's not my fault.
Submitted by traxzilla (user info) at 2004-04-22 03:56:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious.
Submitted by Marx740 (user info) at 2004-04-22 02:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great funny as fuck but whats with the wave of asshole joe bustin in here
Submitted by Yao (user info) at 2004-04-22 02:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is the worst fake lie I've ever read. And this fucker even thinks he's cool himself. What a retard.
Submitted by JWLMAR11 at 2004-04-22 02:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
die!
Submitted by JWLMAR11 at 2004-04-22 02:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you
Submitted by JWLMAR11 at 2004-04-22 02:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
just
Submitted by JWLMAR11 at 2004-04-22 02:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
suck
Submitted by JWLMAR11 at 2004-04-22 02:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you've been fucked anywayz
Submitted by jwlmar11 at 2004-04-22 02:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-02-04 18:37:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
This would have gotten a perfect rating if you didn't fuck it up man.
Submitted by Spit_It_Out (user info) at 2004-02-04 07:49:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
That was great. Keep 'em coming.
Submitted by jwlmar11 at 2004-04-22 02:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This fucker still thinks he's funny
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-02-09 16:39:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.
Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.
Homer: Why you little -- !
Like Father Like Clown
Submitted by 80085 at 2004-04-22 02:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
grow up! loser~
Submitted by Georgie at 2004-04-22 02:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gimme a break. This sucks
Submitted by Katia69 (user info) at 2004-04-21 20:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking great! love it, I wish some idiots like yourself would stir some shit at my work, it would make my day more worthwhile..
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-21 18:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by disbeliever <farts.at.walmart.com> at 2004-04-21 17:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
retarded, nothing new here. if you're going to pull a prank at wal-mart, do something more creative and meaningful, not act like a 5 year old. your story is total bullshit.
Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2004-04-21 16:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AI at 2004-04-21 14:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is the worse one. This guy even thinks he's cool doing that. Stupid asshole
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-21 11:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This should have won.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-04-21 00:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy crap. Where are all these reviews coming all of a sudden?
Submitted by ornerybastard (user info) at 2004-04-20 23:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll pay you to do that again so I can witness it.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-04-20 21:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck I love it. I have as much fun when I call up operators and ask things like "What are you wearing" or "Do you 69?". Sometimes I tell them I love them and they say "Thank you".
Submitted by keep at 2004-04-20 19:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 because you are an arrogant asshole.
Submitted by necrofeelya (user info) at 2004-04-20 16:27:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck
Submitted by necrofeelya (user info) at 2004-04-20 16:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes
Submitted by necrofeelya (user info) at 2004-04-20 16:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that
Submitted by necrofeelya (user info) at 2004-04-20 16:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
was
Submitted by necrofeelya (user info) at 2004-04-20 16:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking
Submitted by necrofeelya (user info) at 2004-04-20 16:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awsome
Submitted by lilbill87 (user info) at 2004-04-20 15:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Glorious! Well done!
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-04-20 14:56:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The God of Thunder himself was with me in spirit at this time as I unleashed upon the store the most violent ass-rip that the epidermal tuba of my buttocks could possibly produce.
grasshoppah has much to learn from you, the master. we should colaborate on a story that categorizes and defines the basic types you see at wal-mart ie: soccer mom, tweaker, white trash, welfare check time. I have tried to do this alone but cannot get it just right.
Submitted by i_eat_paste (user info) at 2004-04-20 14:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Did the cop let you go BEFORE or AFTER you offered to give him a happy ending?
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-04-20 13:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One thing I find myself doing in Wal-Mart is leaving a "mine". That's a really SMELLY SMELLY fart you leave in the middle of an aisle when you see someone coming down it from one end. Then you go to the opposite end and watch their reaction when they walk into it.
Submitted by Pukarella (user info) at 2004-04-20 13:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by madfartmonster <nah.at.no.com> at 2004-04-20 13:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because ive done this for real and didnt want to post it, thanks
Submitted by Foosh (user info) at 2004-04-20 13:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am going to get fired if i keep laughing so much at work
Submitted by Dustbrother (user info) at 2004-04-03 03:28:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahem*
Reasons for the +2...
+2 If this is real.
+2 For having the balls to fart into
the PA in front of civilians, and security,
for a good 15 seconds, no less.
+2 To the Police man, none have I encountered
that were, THAT cool...
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-03-13 03:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I never said this wasn't fiction.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-12 12:30:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 for the farts
-2 because its bullshit
-2 because i hate you
Submitted by ol' dude <skrivseth_ken.at.bectech.com> at 2004-02-09 17:03:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
OK now for the real challenge: arm-farts and knee farts!
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-02-09 16:39:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.
Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.
Homer: Why you little -- !
Like Father Like Clown
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-02-09 15:03:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If flatulence humor is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-02-09 15:03:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by Sarah_Lano (user info) at 2004-02-09 09:53:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
this is just wrong "
OH NO. This is just SO RIGHT!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-02-09 12:38:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm glad you and the cop had a moment
Submitted by Sarah_Lano (user info) at 2004-02-09 09:53:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this is just wrong
Submitted by Middnight_Prophet <cracker_the_clown.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-02-09 05:19:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that was funny as hell... i think i am going to go to my wal mart and see if there's a pa system to fart in. thanks for the good idea!
Submitted by throbgod13 (user info) at 2004-02-09 05:11:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nothing like shitting your pants at WalMart..
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2004-02-09 05:08:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Class post.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-02-09 04:59:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No this did not actually happen and no I do not care if this gets on the most heated list.
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2004-02-08 23:55:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 even though you have been trying to get it on the most heated list by reviewing it a lot yourself.
still made me laugh. I need to grow up as well.
Submitted by Mark Mullen at 2004-02-08 23:33:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahah kickass man! thanks! me=newb . stupid question. did this actually happen. lol. (im guessing no ofcourse not but you never know)
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-02-08 17:46:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
a bit long winded, but an amusing concept
Submitted by dacygrl <dacygrl.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-02-08 16:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Still wiping up the Coke that shot out my nose while laughing.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-02-07 15:11:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very funny.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-02-06 17:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yea, Spit_it_out is his name.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-02-06 17:06:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This should have a score of 45 if my calculations are correct. That is not including my own +2 and it is also counting that one guys plus 2 when he gave me a minus 2 directly before it. I'm pretty sure he meant the +2.
Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2004-02-06 16:44:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Attention gascs, I forgot my +2 earlier, so add it in!
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-02-06 14:48:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny shit. This is a winner.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-02-06 12:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah... oh yeah...
Submitted by Jambo (user info) at 2004-02-06 10:10:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yep. That's the one. Thats the fucking one.
You know, when you're reading something in a quiet room, and there are a bunch of people around, and you're holding back the loudest laughter...and the fact that you cant laugh, makes you laugh even louder and more obnoxiously? That was me between 4 minutes ago, and now.
Submitted by Guile (user info) at 2004-02-06 09:59:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i almost shit my pants. so damn hilarious
Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2004-02-06 09:18:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
About the ending-
The comedic style was different from the rest of the story. There were no big laughs in the story, rather a consistent level of quirky, unusual events that were all very funny, which would have made the story as a whole funny. But in the end it's like the voice of the narrator was lost inorder to get a big laugh with the cop farting. It seemed a bit much. I think that's why a few people have been turned off by the ending. Either way, it was entertaining.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-02-06 00:07:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Any more reviews? Please?
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-02-05 19:53:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone review this again.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-02-05 11:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What's unfunny about the end? I liked the ending personally. How could it have been more effective?
Submitted by throbgod13 (user info) at 2004-02-05 10:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
funny till the end..
Submitted by Mercutio (user info) at 2004-02-05 10:20:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent, as always. More, please.
Submitted by sempboy (user info) at 2004-02-05 10:05:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that has got to be the funniest damn post i have ever read ..laughed my ass off.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-02-05 02:47:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
More people need to read this. This post is awesome, then again i'm drunk as hell.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-02-04 22:57:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious.
Submitted by appendectomy_Ernest_Borgnine (user info) at 2004-02-04 20:24:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh crap that's funny.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-02-04 19:18:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't mean to blow my own tuba, but this post should not only win the contest, but be featured on Bored At Work as well. I believe this post to be that good. Then again, I wrote it, so of course I should say that.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-02-04 19:14:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahaha. You don't know what a tuba is? Well check out this link to see:
http://www.math.purdue.edu/~bell/LCB/tuba2.gif
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-02-04 18:49:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very well written. Riveting and with good attention to description...especially the part of the epidermal tuba of your buttocks. I'm a medical student and i have no idea what the hell a "tuba" is but Overall Assessment: Fucking Hilarious.
xanga.com/tonymontana9
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-02-04 18:37:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This would have gotten a perfect rating if you didn't fuck it up man.
Submitted by Spit_It_Out (user info) at 2004-02-04 07:49:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
That was great. Keep 'em coming.
Submitted by GreenRiver (user info) at 2004-02-04 17:36:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by bonnyMcjob (user info) at 2004-02-04 15:56:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wallymart=greatness
that is totally something my friends would do
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-02-04 15:49:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus two for the epidermal tuba of your buttocks.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-02-04 13:20:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-02-04 13:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
" I became less conscious, sometimes even quickly doing the deed while people were in the same aisle as me."
Should read: I became less careful
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2004-02-04 12:28:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-02-04 11:33:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And here I thought that I was badass for splattering an entire roll of toilet paper to the men's room ceiling in Wal-mart.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-02-04 10:52:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I have brought fart humor to a new level.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-02-04 09:43:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i need to grow up.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-02-04 09:22:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No comment.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-02-04 08:18:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
do it!
Submitted by Spit_It_Out (user info) at 2004-02-04 07:49:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was great. Keep 'em coming.
Submitted by Spit_It_Out (user info) at 2004-02-04 07:49:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That was great. Keep 'em coming.
Submitted by amusediniraq (user info) at 2004-02-04 07:28:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very nice, Well done, Congratulations.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2004-02-04 04:57:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA. I actually used to work at Wal-Mart once upon a time. It's such a cult (what with the morning group cheer and all). Do all of them have that, or just the one in my town? Anyways, a very funny post!
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-02-04 04:26:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
D'oh! English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England. Come on,
let's smoke.
-- Homer Simpson, talking Barney into cutting class
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