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Rating: 0.77 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <hafguitarist6767.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-05 01:29:10 EST


I got my lip pierced. And while this isn't exactly new news. (it happened last saturday) Im posting it now so fuck off!

Anyways like most people who have body piercing know one of the first question people usually ask you is: did it hurt?

First off, this is a rather dumb question. I mean really what does it matter if it hurt? If you decide not to pierce something because "it'll hurt" obvously you didn't want it that bad anyways.

Well anyways after that tangent I can say yes it hurt. It hurt alot. Now Im sure there is some uber user reading this saying "I've gotta lip ring and it didn't hurt pussy" well shit may be but mine was done by a slightly intoxicated underage friend with a safety pin from walmart and a ring stolen from hot topic. I remember him saying "dude are you ready?" and thinking "shit all these people are watching I can't back out now" than feeling this huge pressure on my face and him going (trying to stay quiet) "oh fuck". "oh fuck" yea not what you wanna hear when your in the position I was in.

well after having this safety pin sticking through my face for ten minutes we figured it was time for the ring. Damn I'd rather have MickGinny kick me in the nuts than go through that pain again. long story short: 20 minutes of pure pain, the worst pain I've ever felt in my young life, pain so great I- well shit i just said I'd rather have MickGinny pound my loins than deal with that again what else do you want?

oh all that, than I had to hear my girlfriend tell me: "it looks stupid"
(shes just jealous)

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Submitted by Hafguitarist6767 at 2004-02-23 02:27:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

damn sorry anyways update.



its not infected in fact its doing ok. been sticking alittle bit when i turn it buts its doing ok now.

Submitted by Hafguitarist6767 at 2004-02-23 02:27:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by PunkBabe199 (user info) at 2004-02-05 14:06:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hehe, you're right, I am jealous.

Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-02-05 11:51:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I dunno what to feel about this. On one hand, I have sympathy pains. On the other, it's your own damn fault.

My rating reflects my indecision.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-02-05 11:20:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

So, it hurt, huh?

I was with my friend when she had her tongue pierced, it was awful. I rather enjoyed getting my belly-button pierced... it felt neat.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-02-05 08:13:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Nice one genius. By yourself you are an arguement for the culling of idiots from the human race.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-02-05 08:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Nice one genius. By yourself you are an arguement for the culling of idiots from the human race.

Submitted by jordanna (user info) at 2004-02-05 07:40:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

My Mom did exactly the same thing. But she pierced it with the safety pin, and then just did the pin up in her lip.

I never feared for my safety as a child.

Submitted by amusediniraq (user info) at 2004-02-05 05:25:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Write us when it gets infected. That will be even funnier.

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-02-05 03:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"oh all that, than I had to hear my girlfriend tell me: "it looks stupid" "



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaahahhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...











hehe

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-02-05 01:47:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I just saw Justin rip off Janet's cup for the first time, HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT WAS HILARIOUS! Justin really IS a coon.


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