I am a fraud (595 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 1.57 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <tempeststorm.at.geocities.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-05 11:05:18 EST
So I work remotely for my old company here in Germany, my company is in Massachusetts. I use this remote software to log in. So I bought a new laptop in the last two months as my previous computer was worthy of an 'office space' bashing. So I have to re-register this software, and just bought a new license for it. A whole whopping $35. I wasn't that heartbroken about the $35. But they said they'd approve my order within 48 hours or let me know. Now 4 days later, I send them multiple emails asking why I haven't received confirmation of my codes to register my software (since I cannot work again until they send me the codes, my software trial version has expired).
I get an email today FINALLY, that tells me that they can't approve my order because my credit card billing address is in the states, and I entered this from a foreign address.
Let me make sense of this. I sent them these emails from two different accounts, one registered to my name and personal website, and the other one to my work email, with my name and everything there too. In FACT, there's a PICTURE of me on that website. On top of it, if they actually looked into it they'd see all this pictures of me in germany on my website which is associated with the main email address. Do they want a fucking copy of my visa or something?? Jesus.
Okay, I admit it, I'm a fraud. I stole someone's credit card with my name, hacked into their work email, created a website with a new similar email, and then put pictures of that girl up there. And I did this all to get a $35 software license.
I photoshopped this picture of a girl who happens to own the credit card I was trying to use to get this $35 software license. Think maybe they'll believe me if I sent them this as proof that Jane Doe is in fact in Germany?
User Reviews
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-02-05 12:37:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's great.
Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2004-02-05 11:40:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What is it, SmarTerm? I'll email you a crack (so to speak...)
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-02-05 11:39:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Not necessarily, that scene occurs right here in my room in good old Cleveland, Ohio on a regular basis. Perhaps there are some slight variations.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-02-05 11:38:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey remember me... you hated my first post along with Loren.. and you live near boston..
Well how are you??? where do you live now?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-02-05 11:36:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sky, why don't you post that credit card number. Maybe someone here can get it to work.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-02-05 11:29:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sky Sky Sky! Welcome back!
I knew that damned email chain was going to do some kind of good...
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2004-02-05 11:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i actually posted it before, but unfortunately i don't have a more
appropriate picture of german debauchery, besides the pictures of the 31
german guys I got on tuesday (my birthday). no numbers, no action, just pictures
of me in 11 different pictures with 31 different german guys, all at least a couple
years younger.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-02-05 11:07:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I can think of multiple ways to photoshop this picture. Yessiree bob...