RE: Only Cheat With Ugly People (661 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1.77 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Vergedor (View user info) at 2004-02-05 20:08:12 EST
My personal story started with the same thing... you there was this woman from work that I knew I would fall madly in love with and have incredible sex after only a few persistent random eye contacts.
As soon as I saw that woman from work, I immediatly realized that I will always be unhappy with my girlfriend of seven years with whom I had a daughter (thank god I never married!). I did not cheat however. I told her the truth immediatly and broke off with her before seeing the other woman who flushed me down the toilet 3 weeks after the beginning of the relationship.
Amazingly, my ex-girlfriend flirted on the Internet with a french guy living in the south of France in a magnificient medieval village. He paid for an airline ticket and she went there 3 weeks. She came back saying that he is madly in love with her but she is disappointed by him and he is not what she thought he would be. She still loves me and hopes for regrets on my parts and pray that I will say that I want to back with her too.
I do not give in. In another twist of faith, she also lost her job until next june at the casino. We are the only fucking casino in North America that does not have enough customers to maintain full staff! Reasons: the workers are unionized, it's -40 celsius, and it's totally non-smoker.
So, I encourage her to go back to France until june and try to find a job in France and/or get the other guy to pay for lodging and food. She going back there at the end of the month. I get to keep almost everything. She is out of my life. I am not paying for any of her expenses again. Until she a stable home, I get custody of our daughter. Wow! talk about life changing decision. Maybe I will have to move to France so that we can get shared custody.
Freedom at last!
User Reviews
Submitted by Zaatxe (user info) at 2004-02-06 08:14:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for your courage to write this, man. Personally I don't approve all what you did, but I also had my life quota of long and unhappy relationships. People may call you names because you "sent" your ex to France, but the time will show you did her a favor. After all, what will happen if she looks back to her life 20 years from now and see she spent her whole life with a guy who didn't love her and wasn't happy to be with her? At least you are giving her a new chance to be happy! Of course people judged you bad because you finished your post with "Freedom at last" and that sounded very bad. And about the woman who dumped you after 3 weeks, well, it didn't work. At least you didn't spend 7 years and have a child with her before you realized that.
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2004-02-06 06:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You guys do not know 0.01% of the stuff I endured from her. You judge me based on a few paragraphs. She is thrilled to go back to France, the place is amazing and she already has more friends there than here. The other guy is thrilled to have her back. I have been unhappy with the relationship way too long. I have been generous and patient. Her 6 months old casino job did way below expected and I have always paid for 90% of everything since the beginning.
I will never regret choosing happiness for the 4 of us.
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2004-02-06 06:24:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You guys do not know 0.01% of the stuff I endured from her. You judge me based on a few paragraphs. She is thrilled to go back to France, the place is amazing and she already has more friends there than here. The other guy is thrilled to have her back. I have been unhappy with the relationship way too long. I have been generous and patient. Her 6 months old casino job did way below expected and I have always paid for 90% of everything since the beginning.
I will never regret choosing happiness for the 4 of us.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-02-06 03:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Even if this wasn't missing words, it would still suck donkey balls.
In fact, you can go do the same.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-02-06 02:57:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
not cool man, not cool. cold.
Submitted by seansdementia (user info) at 2004-02-06 00:02:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
why ruin a good thing....not your post, your -2 record..god that was shitty
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-02-05 23:45:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't believe a post could be so bad so I had to have another look.
The only advice I can now give is:
Go back to the swamp as you have not evolved far enough to live on land.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-02-05 23:34:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope your kid grows up knowing what kind of asshole you are for not letting her grow up knowing her mother just so you could fuck some slut.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-02-05 23:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no no... you dont need to get back together with your ex. you need to kill yourself.
Submitted by laurenthepirate (user info) at 2004-02-05 23:02:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow. You are an asshole. Ever heard of a thing called karma?
"...the other woman who flushed me down the toilet 3 weeks after the beginning of the relationship."
You dumped your girlfriend of 7 years for some office tramp and then that happens.
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Please do not breed anymore.
Submitted by TatteredAndTorn (user info) at 2004-02-05 23:01:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yea your a fuckin shit dick..
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-02-05 22:49:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope somone kicks you hard....in the balls.....repeatedly.
Submitted by Maira (user info) at 2004-02-05 21:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
After seven years and a kid you just break it off with her and when she says she doesn't like the guy in France you encourage her to go back anyway so you don't have to pay her bills after she lost her job?
Asshole.
Submitted by Imperial (user info) at 2004-02-05 21:12:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh shit... I'm a dumbass. "... your pubic hares...", I can't believe I did that.
CORRECTION: You truly don't know how bad this is. This makes me want to shave all your pubic hairs off, stuff them up your nose, and light them on fire.
Submitted by Imperial (user info) at 2004-02-05 21:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You truly don't know how bad this is. This makes me want to shave all your pubic hares off, stuff them up your nose, and light them on fire.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-02-05 21:08:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
for fuck's sake.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-02-05 20:59:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just by looking at the way you type, you must be one of two things:
1) A trashy redneck typing in his trailer
2) A 16 year old girl thinking this must be the "cool thing" to do on Ubersite
Either way, you're still a virgin.
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2004-02-05 20:58:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
From what I gather from your reactions so far is that I should have stayed with my ex even though i do not love her anymore. Are you nuts? I was unhappy in a relationship and I broke up! What is the fucking big deal?
Submitted by BigDog <tdippel.at.kcstar.com> at 2004-02-05 20:45:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What's that stench????????
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-02-05 20:32:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this sucks, just like you do you uncaring bastard.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2004-02-05 20:31:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-02-05 20:16:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 bitch.
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2004-02-05 20:10:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn! I can't believe I forgot to type so many words!