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Hands Free Adapter (640 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 0.84 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Rokinroj <rokinroj.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-06 11:36:47 EST


I don't know if you've heard, but starting Jan 1, 2004 you will no longer be able to use a cell phone while driving unless you have a "hands free" adapter.

I went to Best Buy and they wanted $50 for a headset with a boom microphone for my cell phone. Having a friend in the cellular business, I talked with him and through a joint venture with Office Depot we were able to come up with an alternative,

These kits are compatible with any mobile phone and one size fits all. I paid $0.08 each because we bought in quantity. I'm selling them for only $1.00.

I tried them out on Erickson, Motorola, Nokia & Sprint phones and they all worked perfectly.

Here he is displaying this new device. If anyone is intrested let me know and Ill send you one. Of course this is patent pending so don't get any bright ideas!











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Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-02-08 14:20:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

-1 because I have seen it.

+1 because it's still pretty funny.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-02-06 20:07:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

hey, it doesn't matter that i've seen it before. it was still amusing because you at least wrote something about it.

Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2004-02-06 19:55:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Good god people. Get a life! If I get a funny email or see something humorous online and I want to share it with the uber community, I first do a search and see if it's been posted before, if it hasn't I usually post it. I don't give it a shit if you've seen it before. Like I am supposed to fucking know what every uber user has seen in his/her life?

I saw it, thought it was funny, saw it hadn't been posted, and shared it. Sorry to inconvenience you fucking l33t haxorz who are so cool because you've seen everything ever posted on the internet. If somehow I could restore to you the enormous amounts of energy that it must have taken to click this post, click the image, and then click back; I would but since I can't all I can offer you is a big middle finger!


Rokinroj




Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-02-06 15:15:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

this pic was out about 3 or 4 years ago.

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2004-02-06 15:02:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

saw this 4 years ago when I worked for at&t wireless.

was only marginally funny then...

not funny now.

-Turtle


Submitted by ruggles (user info) at 2004-02-06 12:27:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

bc that picture is all over the back pages of NY free papers, including Village Voice. so basically you a passing off someone else's hands free ad as your own comic invention. cmon man

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-02-06 12:25:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is someone else's work, but still funny.

Submitted by KingFreakingKong (user info) at 2004-02-06 12:12:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good stuff.

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-02-06 12:09:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHA!!

Fuck thats funny shit

Submitted by russizm (user info) at 2004-02-06 11:55:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

God damnit, It's early.

WOULD stretch like that.

Submitted by russizm (user info) at 2004-02-06 11:54:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish I had one that one stretch like that.

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-02-06 11:44:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice.

Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-02-06 11:43:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-02-06 11:40:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Heh.


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