The Children of Switzerland never had a chance (694 hits)
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Submitted by Brickhouse (View user info) at 2004-02-06 14:55:18 EST
Knifes, forks, spoons, metal or plastic were brought forward and placed in the ever growing pile of weapons. Thousands of kids gathered around the messiah, he, the one who would lead them to their greatest victory.
"Tonight, we will prevail in setting the world Right. We will march upon the great city of Luzern. We will bring forth the right in every person we meet through any means that it takes. Soldiers of today, future of tomorrow, take upon your body a knife for purification, a fork for refinement, and a spoon for cleansing. These are your weapons, your survival, your future. Use them wisely and precisely. Now make haste, time is short, to prevail we must be quick."
The children dispersed back towards their tents of sleeping bags and barney sheets. Their sober moods and blood stained teeth could frighten any man that mistakenly walked thru this camp.
These children were not any children; they were the Children of Switzerland. Their actions and truth seeking have been abolished from the textbooks. No words are ever mentioned about what took place in those two horrifying years. I was there, and this is the first time since my 'escape' that I have spoken out and reviled what at once took place. Some things that happened even I cannot handle, and will not speak of. The actions that took place before the night that we are currently in will not be discussed. I will only tell you of this night, The Night of Truth.
The blood hungry futures of tomorrow were quick in their doings, mechanical at the least. Within half an hour after the messiahs' speech the mountain of kitchen utensils was exhausted and all five thousand vultures were assembled in formation. Today they would accomplish the task that has been daunting since the quest of truth began.
"Forward, March"
The rumbling of the ground, hence the shaking of the world, began in two simple words. A mass miles long and 4 foot tall would soon stand outside the borders of Pilatus.
"Fork in the right hand, knife in the left. Tonight we will eat, but now we bring truth!"
With the sentence spoken the children charged the city. Knifes cutting, forks poking, Truth was being spilled upon the shiny streets of Pilatus. The sight that was being shown to the world could be closely compared to that of an infant getting spaghetti. The mangled bodies, the wasted blood, destruction was laid in the wake of the truth seekers path. Pilatus was set Right.
"Onward to Luzern. Tonight will be the greatest of nights. Luzern will be set Right!"
Casualties from the first assault were low, the people of Pilatus caught off guard, knew nothing of what to do. They ran, but adults tire, children never do. Few were left alive, the ones that were wished for death.
The army of spaghetti makers made their arrival at the gates of Luzern. In the air, the smell of blood, the cries of the dying, something was astray. Their eyes piercing into the dark, they caught the sight of deviance. Gather in the death city of Luzern stood the Army of Russia. The Children of Russia to be more precise. They had conquered Luzern, they had invaded the county of Switzerland, and they had to pay.
"Charge!"
The armies collided on the snow-covered ground; soon it would be cherry slushy. The drunken Children of Russia quickly braced for the assault of Switzerland's finest. Knifes, forks, even some spoons were in the hands of the charging army. Russian soup was on the mind of bloodthirsty children. It was a soup they were not to have.
As the army gained ground, it looked like they would soon be upon the Russian midgets. Then it happened.
"Fire!"
Bullets whirled around ripping limbs off and exploding heads. Switzerland spaghetti was in the making. No longer gaining ground; the Children of Switzerland began to launch their weapons towards the army surrounded in gunfire smoke. There was no chance, but they kept coming, charging forward till no child stood afoot.
The Children of Switzerland never had a chance against the Drunken Children of Russia.
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Submitted by GreaterThanBest (user info) at 2007-01-13 02:44:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Mike_Newfart (user info) at 2004-02-09 13:06:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-02-09 11:37:53 EST (#)
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this is probably a moot point... but the Swiss don't really fight much...
Submitted by bonnyMcjob (user info) at 2004-02-07 19:41:01 EST (#)
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i get it, funny
Submitted by BRICKHOUSE (user info) at 2004-02-07 19:28:45 EST (#)
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over 100 hits, only 10 reviews
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Submitted by cheeze (user info) at 2004-02-06 18:12:40 EST (#)
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i totally expected a swiss children's army knife making...
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Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-02-06 15:22:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-02-06 15:15:04 EST (#)
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No Swiss Army Knives?