Dawn of the Dead (536 hits)
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Submitted by citizenabovesuspicion (View user info) at 2004-02-06 17:30:25 EST
todays CNN.com headlines. No shit.:
SURGERY BEGINS FOR BABY BORN WITH TWO HEADS
POLICE BAFFLED BY ELDERLY WOMEN'S DEATHS
HUBBLE SPIES EVIL EYE GALLAXY
CARLIE BRUCIA'S BODY FOUND; MAN CHARGED
ALLEGED SEX ASSAULT ON TROOPS IN IRAQ INVESTIGATION
Just reading the headlines when you get out of bed has far-reaching and undefined psychological consequences. TWO HEADS. BAFFLED. DEATH. EVIL. BODY FOUND. SEX ASSAULT. What the fuck. KILL KILL KILL.
I moved to Brooklyn six days ago. Its hard to read this shit and then hit the streets and the subways and not feel...EXTREMELY PARANOID GUARDED DEFENSIVE WHATTHEFUCKAREYOULOOKINGAT.
Wallet secure in front pocket: check. Cell phone in breast pocket under coat: check. eyes on pavement. Perfect the Chuck Norris 1000 yard stare: look nowhere yet EVERYWHERE.
EVIL TROOPS CHARGED WITH SEXUAL ASSAULT OF TWO-HEADED ELDERY WOMEN'S BODIES. What would Bill Hicks have said?
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Submitted by ruggles (user info) at 2004-02-07 03:10:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bill Hicks = Legend
Submitted by NavyJester (user info) at 2004-02-06 21:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I liked it.
Especially the Bill Hicks reference.
Bill Hicks, bless his soul, was probably THE best stand up comedian ever. Better than, dare I say? George Carlin and Lenny Bruce.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-02-06 21:21:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like it! I like freak babies. I like anything or anybody with two heads. And you get a bonus for the title of your post being one cool movie.
Malone
Submitted by ruggles (user info) at 2004-02-06 20:40:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i post twice a day. fuck you.
Submitted by ruggles (user info) at 2004-02-06 19:49:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yea thats right. I referenced this shit. poser.
Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2004-02-06 19:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You bitch about my post and give it a -2 because you say you saw it some newspaper somewhere. And then you post this! WTF??
Rokinroj
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-02-06 17:36:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
One fucking post a day.