Maine's Most Wanted (794 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.6 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <aswicked11.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-06 19:50:58 EST
does it ever bother you to see a white kid walking on the streets of MAINE, completely covered head-to-toe with ECKO UNITED clothing? it does me...wanna know why? you probably don't, but im gonna throw it in your face anyways, like the way monkeys throw shit at people in the zoo.
im not saying that they shouldn't wear ECKO. actually, yes i am, but only because they wear it for the wrong reason. im saying this because my friend pointed out that it's known as the "black clothing line." whoo-hoo. im not racist. im simply making a point.
in school, everywhere i turn, i get bitch slapped with an ECKO logo. who's wearing them? the white kids who think they're black. the ones that walk around calling the other black kids, "nigga." the ones who introduce themself as being from "the ghetto." THE GHETTO OF WHAT??? MY ASS???
how does wearing the "black clothing line" make you black? one day, you see these trendy fucks walk around with pants around their knees, covered in a crazy ECKO velour jumpsuit, pulling the shocker, and trying to be the next eminem. the next, their pants up their ass, with a sweatshirt portraying the word "GAP," and singing soprano in the ear-piercing school choir. huh?? did i miss something?? your personality depends on what you wear?? wow. how original. let me jump onto the bandwagon of death.
i don't get it. i don't get people. why do they do that? WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO TORTURE ME LIKE THAT???
im starting to not make any sense. even that sentence didn't make sense. sklajfdiasujfadfjnkjhsd!!! c wat u do 2 me??? i eeven type stoopud!!!1 LOLZ!!!11 (someone shoot me now)
so it's a sudden wave of black-wannabes (thanks to ECKO) that has hit my school. and you have no idea how much i wish they would all die. so. very. much.
so how was that? it was the only thing that came to mind when i wanted to post something. i got the idea after watching "Malibu's Most Wanted." tell me you think. anything i can do to make it better? or should i just go hang myself?
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Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-02-07 22:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You articulate your argument soooo well.
Submitted by aswicked (user info) at 2004-02-07 21:37:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this post is really about how people choose personalities based on the clothes they wear. im using ecko as my example because this is what i see the MOST. and these kids who claim to be "poor" are dressed in an outfit worth more than $100 when i know people who spends less than $5, still manage to look nice and original, and are not walking about with a fake personality. how does that make any sense? spending $100 to look like a badass. that's what i don't get.
btw, i don't go to Chester A. Arthur. it sounds really stupid anyway, cause i know a kid named Chester who is rather creepy and is always lurking around those groups where the people consider themselves popular. it's scary. you should see it to know what i mean. that was very off topic.
so i take it you don't hate my post all that much considering you were tolerant enough to come back and reply...hmm...
Submitted by Scientifik (user info) at 2004-02-07 20:52:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus, what is up with you 56xx 57xx and 58xx guys?
Its like the higher the number gets the more riff-raff blows in.
I don't usually subscribe to the "anyone with a higher userid than me sucks" camp but sometimes you people just say it for me. The point of ubersite isn't to have fun, it's to bring some original ideas to the table, not lame ass ones. You guys don't piss me off, I think its funny to see how ignorant people are, I guess you don't get a lot of prospective up there in Maine at Chester A. Arthur High School (Go Wombats!), my point is your comments about clothes cut to ways. Personally I don't wear clothes with some dumbass brand all over it. ("Here Mr. Hillfiger here's $50, thanks for letting me advertise your name on this t-shirt") You need to take into consideration that when you make comments about race, that those comments should be able to be applied to all races. Right now they may seem funny but if you think about other races you look like a dumbass.
It's ok, I still think you're cool.
:-)
Submitted by bonnyMcjob (user info) at 2004-02-07 19:45:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i understand, people in general just piss me off
Submitted by aswicked (user info) at 2004-02-07 19:36:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
whoa! getting a little hostile, aren't we? hey, here's an idea. if you really disagree with me so much and think im a dumbass, why don't you stop coming back and leaving messages on a post that you obviously hate so much and ignore it?
ubersite is supposed to be for fun. that's why im posting this. quit taking shit so seriously, asswipe. as if i care what you think. if you can't try to see the humor in things, you might as well stop coming here and just go kill yourself.
it's a fucking opinion. im not trying to greatly impact someone's life. jesus fucking christ. i hate people so much. take some fucking valium.
Submitted by Scientifik (user info) at 2004-02-07 17:58:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I like how I can reveal certain people to be the dumbasses they are.
Check out the AOL chatrooms junior.
Submitted by aswicked (user info) at 2004-02-07 15:02:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i like how i can upset people.
Submitted by Scientifik (user info) at 2004-02-07 14:08:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My point is not that it's a trend, my point is that you associate what race people want to be with what clothes they wear. You are basically saying: "You wear Ecko, you must want to be black" Since when did Black people get exclusive rights to wearing their Ecko pants around their ankles? If a black guy walked in with an A&F polo shirt with a sweater tied around his neck what would you do? "Hey you're not wearing Fubu jerseys and gold chains stop acting white"
Submitted by aswicked (user info) at 2004-02-06 22:18:36 EST (#)
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im writing about ECKO because it's the sudden new trend at my school. no more A&F and American Eagle. last year, it was all about being "preppy." now it's all about being a "gangster." once again, it's just a trend and im bored so i have to make fun of something. call it what you want.
Submitted by Scientifik (user info) at 2004-02-06 20:32:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Speaking of A&F if a black guy put on an A&F shirt or American Eagle pants then what? I would say that those brands are as much "Preppy White" as Ecko is "Ghetto Black" don't pigeon hole people on what they wear, it's a stupid trend, no one cares,
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-02-06 20:30:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
some white people want to be black, some black people want to be white but as the AFN penguin says "I just want to be me."
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-02-06 20:18:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
once you get out of high school, everything will be ok, i promise. most people get out of high school and figure out who they really are. sadly, there are still some who continue to follow trends until they are almost thirty, but they won't give you much trouble. in high school, i never wore anything with a visible brand name on it, but i was still wearing clothes from places like A&F and shit like that. when i grew up and figured out that you can make people like you with a personality instead of for following the current trend, i started wearing t-shirts and jeans. all you can do is feel sorry for these people, so buck up and stop whining because there is nothing you can do about it.
Submitted by aswicked (user info) at 2004-02-06 20:11:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow...i didn't realize how many people lived in maine.
btw, i don't hate maine. just these damn ECKO clones.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-02-06 20:05:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I lived in Yarmouth for two years. I loved Maine. I don't love this article. Grammar goes a long way.
Submitted by mooner (user info) at 2004-02-06 19:57:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am form Durham. (next to Brunswick and Freeport). I have noticed the same exact thing. THEY PISS ME OFF!!!!. There is not much of a ghetto in Maine.
I hope they all get attact by moose.
Submitted by Rhiannon <rkc1118.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-02-06 19:55:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahaha, this is so true. So very sad, and true. :)