Ubersite Gadgetry - The Ubersite Newbie Keyboard (pic) (1784 hits)
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Submitted by DrStrangeDhruv <bigdhruv.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-09 12:36:28 EST
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Submitted by DingusMungus at 2004-02-26 15:45:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I thought it was funny but then again you see I'm a unbiased, non-poster, who doesn't have 10 accounts and 12 hours a day to waste rating shit. But I have to say allot of those -2's you listed were petty and unfounded, none of them even made a piont about what the post involved... so go figure right...
Submitted by pizzahut (user info) at 2004-02-23 23:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You are one lame motherfucker
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-02-23 19:18:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU KICK TOO MUCH ASS.. that's some funny shit.
Submitted by Dragon (user info) at 2004-02-23 19:00:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I do love.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-02-23 16:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So very fitting!
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-02-10 14:16:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh no jerkwad, what have you done? A lengthy string of completely meaningless crap, my life is ruined.
I see you have a hankering for some getting banned-kering.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-02-10 11:02:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because thats still pretty damn funny.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-02-10 05:10:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
More inane putdowns and WTFs.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-07-31 03:26:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
How does one say "beating a dead horse" in your language?
Submitted by Persecuted (user info) at 2004-01-21 11:09:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
I googled fat sluts with no friends, and you were all over the fucking radar, you fucking blender.
Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2003-09-17 00:09:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Little Peter: "why did all the dinosaurs die out?"
Museum Guide: "Because you touch yourself at night."
Submitted by phormaggio (user info) at 2003-09-17 00:05:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 cause your asshole has fingers
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-10-16 18:03:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
imaginary cam whores are better than preteen monoparagraphic keyboard diarrhea posts with haxor speak.
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2004-01-13 19:20:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
<sarcasm>
this is amazing prose!
</sarcasm>
Submitted by cchero (user info) at 2004-01-14 12:42:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
I want to piss in your cornflakes.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-02-10 04:36:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone below asked how long this took me. The answer's not very... once you get the idea it kind of all rolls out in five to ten minutes, max.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-02-10 04:32:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright, motherfuckers. Here are some interesting -2+UberWTF's to add onto this - http://www.ubersite.com/m/23033 - but that don't really deserve their own post, so here I share them.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-15 13:19:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Are your sentences supposed to make sense, or are they some kind of mysterious post-modern art?
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-10-13 10:52:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
You remind me of a guy I used to know.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-02-10 00:31:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Why would you even waste your time like this? I'm not gonna complain about you wasting my time. You just shouldn't waste yours like this. C'mon, please, do it for you.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-02-07 02:10:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
wow, I'm amazed at your ability to form an orginal thought. Take that energy and stab yourself in the fucking throat 9 times.. That is if you can muster the strength to take your meaty fingers out of your ass long enough.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-02-07 02:15:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd get used to people laughing at you now, it's probably going to happen alot.
Maybe you can wear lots of black and convince yourself that you are a unique snowflake and that the rest of society just doesn't 'get' you.
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-02-07 07:10:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
Like OMG! I liek so totalley rel8 2 dis posT!!11 My Parens dont leT mee watcH t.V after 11 either!11 WTF! How ghey iz dat? We shud were black lipstick an listen to KoRn, dat'd show dem! LOLZ!1
But seriously, go anally rape yourself with a blast furnace.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-02-04 22:04:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
which side of you is the one that wants to eat a bullet?
concentrate on that side.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-02-04 21:58:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Let me finish it:
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-02-04 21:59:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Unfortunately for you, Andy, I'm not a "poof". Why don't you get your tongue out of my asshole for once? Thanks, you're a lamb.
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-02-04 22:01:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
relax, Kenny. man, why are you so angry lately? you'll find a woman someday, when you learn to get over yourself.
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-02-04 22:05:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Christ, Andy, you can't leave me alone, are you gay? Thanks for the advice, now seriously, choke on a cock.
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-02-04 22:09:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm sorry you've been hurt, kenny. would you like me to fix your boo-boo?
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-02-04 22:13:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
(More stabbing at hidden's sexual preference and so-called "potato head")
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-02-04 21:14:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
(More patronizing questions in lowercase)
And so forth. There, I ruined it, didn't I? It won't be fun anymore. God, I'm a genius.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-02-07 02:48:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey youre doing great so far. Maybe if you make another 6 or 7 posts within the hour you'll get a prize.
Keep up the good work!
Submitted by LarryG (user info) at 2003-11-20 13:50:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
Daily, I shake hands with 19 people after i masturbate without washing my hands......you know, on average.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-02-07 02:24:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry, but I've got a Polio match to attend.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-12-02 08:08:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
Gayer than loads of gay men in a gay tree all gaying each other.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-02-20 16:11:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
he really told you huh.. hehe.. let's go pee pee now.. fuckin moron..
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2004-02-10 04:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-02-10 04:28:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is beyond fantastic.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-02-10 02:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I approve
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-02-10 02:27:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
homos3zual ppl are sooooo gay!!!!!!1111
Come on assholes, argue argue argue!
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-02-10 02:00:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This should be on the most heated list. Fuck you fucks for putting that veteran rant and that lame Hidden101 2.0 diss up on there and leaving out this sterling masterwork. Maybe I should start some controversial argument here so that you slack-jawed yokels will wake up and push this up there.
CRISTINA AGOOLERA IS HOTTA THAN BRITHNEY SPAIRRSS!!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-02-10 01:54:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Letters that supposedly spell whole words"
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
pure genius.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-02-10 01:34:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
(masturbates to your comments)
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-09 23:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
genius.
Submitted by TatteredAndTorn (user info) at 2004-02-09 21:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell of funny
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-02-09 21:38:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jeetkunetony (user info) at 2004-02-09 21:31:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bored At Work.
Submitted by DataForge22 (user info) at 2004-02-09 21:27:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cool
Submitted by PolPot (user info) at 2004-02-09 21:00:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That was very funny. No wait...
Submitted by YouSuck <SuckYou> at 2004-02-09 20:35:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoops! Can't have this getting on best ever now can we? LOL doesn't it suck when that happens?
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-02-09 18:58:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This pic should be the homepage wallpaper.
I'm crying tears of liquid gold, thats how beautiful this is.
How long did it take you to make this?
Submitted by andras (user info) at 2004-02-09 18:05:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-02-09 17:56:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fantastic, buddy. Good shit
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-02-09 17:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
boo yeah
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-02-09 17:40:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is beauty in its purest form.
Submitted by NavyJester (user info) at 2004-02-09 17:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very nice! I'm glad to know that, while I'm a newbie, I'm way past puberty.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-02-09 17:33:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing else to say...
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-02-09 17:25:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-02-09 17:25:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-02-09 17:17:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank god I'm not a newbie.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-02-09 16:22:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yip yip yip yip.
Thumbs up.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-02-09 16:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My suggestions for improvements:
A toggle switch that lets them swap on the fly from |)3\/\/|)5p33|< to ramblingmoron mode.
You also forgot to make it sperm resistant.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-02-09 16:15:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This just might be the best picture ever in the history of everything.
Well, maybe not that good, but it kicks a whole lot of ass.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2004-02-09 16:08:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I understand that within 4-6 weeks I still will not have grown stubble, change my voice or otherwise emerge from puberty"
That is great, how long did this take to make?
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-02-09 16:07:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice job
Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2004-02-09 16:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is great. I wish I had photoshop skills, but I don't. Last week I attempted to get the same message across with my "Hey, you could always be obnoxious" post ( http://www.ubersite.com/m/24425 ) But I think you got me beat here, and for that I tip my hat. Kudos to you, sir.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-02-09 15:52:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my God, this is far too funny.
Assuming it's possible for something to be "too funny."
Nice work. I'm still wiping tears from my eyes from that good laugh.
:-)
Phoenix
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-02-09 14:11:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, would you like it with the DIY kit or without?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-02-09 13:49:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is the goatse coffe table book a hardcover?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-02-09 13:34:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you have alot of time on your hands.
this is funneeeeee!
Submitted by MisterCeltic (user info) at 2004-02-09 13:33:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit!!! That's hilarious, nice work.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-02-09 13:09:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BAW!
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-02-09 13:07:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's the shit, William! The very annoying chum bucket cock licking shit.
Bolo Ta Ra Ra!
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-02-09 13:05:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, Daler is a local here and I hear him a lot, involuntarily of course.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-02-09 13:04:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TUNAK TUNAK TUN! TUNAK TUNAK TUN!
TUNAK TUNAK TUN! DAA DAA DAA!
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-02-09 13:04:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Free shipping?
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-02-09 13:03:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for awesomeness
Daler Mehndi was a nice touch.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-02-09 13:03:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've ordered mine!
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2004-02-09 13:03:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I get one with an LOL! key?
Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-02-09 13:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wish i had thought of it first! great idea!
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-02-09 12:55:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome, great work!
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-02-09 12:47:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes. Yes, yes, yes, oh god, yes!
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-02-09 12:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
brilliant!
Submitted by russizm (user info) at 2004-02-09 12:39:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice.