Mysteries of the human universe (653 hits)
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Submitted by adrian (View user info) at 2004-02-10 00:47:22 EST
To the best of my knowledge these questions are original. Answers are welcomed
If steak is more expensive than chicken, why do fast food places charge more for chicken on something than they do steak?
In a series I collect, the fifth volume is rated M 15+ (recommended for over 15s) for medium level violence, whereas the fourth volume is rated PG for both low level coarse language and medium level violence. What the fuck?
On a similar note, why is swearing considered so bad to begin with? They're just words for fucks sake.
When hate posts are usually given negative scores on ubersite, why is maddox considered popular when most of the stuff he writes about are hate posts?
When one works at a newsagency, why does one only have to send back the covers to get a full refund on the purchase for a wide variety of magazines?
Why do most of us eat our biggest meal just before we relax and/or get to sleep (those who stay up until 4am or thereabouts can ignore this question)?
Well thats all I can think of at the moment (feel free to add more, and I'm sure most of you noticed the quality of the questions decrease over time, so I think I'll leave it there).
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Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-02-10 06:24:19 EST (#)
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I'm pretty sure you and I live in different worlds.
Submitted by intellismartness (user info) at 2004-02-10 05:46:00 EST (#)
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thats not true DCWoody
http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/fuck.htm
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2004-02-10 04:24:27 EST (#)
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I don't know.
However I do know where the word fuck comes from.
It's a, oh I can't remember what there called - like WTF you know.
Anyway some king sometime (don't ask me which king I have no idea) realised that due to the recent outbreak of plague, he didn't have many peasants and so he issued a proclamation that any couple in a position to raise children should go fornicate.
The F.U.C.K proclamation, Fornicate Under Command of the King
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-10 02:17:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by skatastrophy (user info) at 2004-02-10 01:50:58 (#)
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the reason maddox's hate posts are poular is becase they're funny and most of the hate posts here are over canada us or wherever else relations no one wants to hear that. That and they're unoriginal and unfunny.
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Thanks for reiterating my answer.
Submitted by intellismartness (user info) at 2004-02-10 01:59:28 EST (#)
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ok yes, i got the maddox answer already, in fact once i get the clarification for the two subsequent questions in the replys, there need be no further replies to the post
(really wishes he hadnt mentioned maddox in the original post now, damn it, wheres the edit post key when you need it?)
Submitted by skatastrophy (user info) at 2004-02-10 01:50:58 EST (#)
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the reason maddox's hate posts are poular is becase they're funny and most of the hate posts here are over canada us or wherever else relations no one wants to hear that. That and they're unoriginal and unfunny.
Submitted by intellismartness (user info) at 2004-02-10 01:36:13 EST (#)
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oh, and in regards to the rating question...
I meant moreso if they were both considered to have "medium" level violence, why was the one with the coarse language as well less censored than the one without it? Medium is medium isnt it?
Submitted by intellismartness (user info) at 2004-02-10 01:34:18 EST (#)
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ok, just one question regarding the answers.
If they use smooshed up chicken bits wouldnt that make the chicken cheaper? Or did you mean they used that at the supermarket?
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-02-10 01:11:53 EST (#)
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Why do most of us eat our biggest meal just before we relax and/or get to sleep (those who stay up until 4am or thereabouts can ignore this question)?
Not everyone does, this is a very American thing, dude.
OOPS - this is also popular in Australia and some other countries - although changing.
Unlike Asia, continental Europe, etc.
Uh huh.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-02-10 01:10:07 EST (#)
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If steak is more expensive than chicken, why do fast food places charge more for chicken on something than they do steak?
They used mooshed up chicken bits - lips, tits and assholes. That's why.
In a series I collect, the fifth volume is rated M 15+ (recommended for over 15s) for medium level violence, whereas the fourth volume is rated PG for both low level coarse language and medium level violence. What the fuck?
Content. Did you really need to ask this? The higher rated would have different content and aquire a different rating. Duh.
On a similar note, why is swearing considered so bad to begin with? They're just words for fucks sake.
Why do different languages use different words? It's all about the *meaning*, darling cunt.
When hate posts are usually given negative scores on ubersite, why is maddox considered popular when most of the stuff he writes about are hate posts?
Quality. Most content on Ubersite is of shockingly pedestrian value, unlike a mere six months ago and more.
When one works at a newsagency, why does one only have to send back the covers to get a full refund on the purchase for a wide variety of magazines?
The stock is out of date and it's cheaper to handle the front page (or "tearsheet") than the whole issue - paper is heavy and expensive to transport.
Why do most of us eat our biggest meal just before we relax and/or get to sleep (those who stay up until 4am or thereabouts can ignore this question)?
Not everyone does, this is a very American thing, dude.
Well thats all I can think of at the moment (feel free to add more, and I'm sure most of you noticed the quality of the questions decrease over time, so I think I'll leave it there).
Good show.
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-02-10 01:06:34 EST (#)
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You're not smart.
Submitted by intellismartness (user info) at 2004-02-10 01:05:19 EST (#)
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OK fair enough, you make good points regarding that question, I therefore give myself a negative score to emphasize that.
But no, I'm not "most heated" fishing, these are serious questions
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-10 01:00:15 EST (#)
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When hate posts are usually given negative scores on ubersite, why is maddox considered popular when most of the stuff he writes about are hate posts?
I can answer that question. When Maddox insults someone(usually a celebrity) he does it in a FUNNY and CREATIVE way.
For some reason, those on Uber who create hate posts aren't funny. They just spew the same lines in their hate posts:
<Uber user> is <insert gay innuendo>.....blah blah blah blah... <insert stupid, unintellingent insults>
Don't forget to misspell most of your words, don't use paragraphs, +2 yourself on reviews, and take a shot at hidden if you want to get on the most heated list.
-Sideburns
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-02-10 00:59:10 EST (#)
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you mentioned maddox