Silent Movies Suck (428 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1 on 3 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Free Ireland (View user info) at 2004-02-10 11:38:54 EST
This morning I walked around the house... Naked of course, well I didn't walk around, I kinda crutched around (Leg Injury), When all of a sudden the garage door opened, So I did what any man would do, I jumped into the pantry. Seems my dad felt the need to get some Golden Grahams this morning, what a pleasant suprise.
Dad: What the FUCK are you doing?
Me: Getting some cereal?
Dad: Ass Naked on the ground in the pantry with a hurt leg, and why are your crutches laying on the ground in front of the door?
Me: Uh.. The dog knocked it over, ask him.
Dad: I'm tired of you, Smart Ass. Get out of there.
Scarred for life 17 times... And Counting.
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Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-08-08 01:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
where'd you go?
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-02-23 20:26:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-02-10 12:04:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you may have head problems, but I won't hold it against you.