Your age = x (1130 hits)
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Submitted by manish_18.at.yahoo.com (View user info) at 2004-02-10 13:31:45 EST
Your age = x
1. If x is less than 30. TAKE RISK. Invest in business, invest, invest, invest, just take risk, and don't grow a pussy just yet. Take risk if you don't have any kids cause onc you got kids, it's going to hard saving money.. mother fuckers are too expensive.
If you take risk in your twinties and make it, you will be well off for REST of you life but let's say you suck and you fail and you come out with 30K debt you can still pay that off because you have rest of you life to pay that off think of it at a college loan.. TAKE RISK..
2. if x is a number. WORK HARD but more importantly WORK SMART. work hard, play hard,.. don't do labor jobs.. no money in them.. no future.. Use your mind to make money, nobody has gotten a rich by being a plumber even thou they make good money
3. If x is over 24 and you still live your parents. move out. enough already
4. if x is less than 18. umm just do your thing and don't get in to trouble too much and stay out of law's way. Being a kid is great.. enjoy.. growing up mean, going to work everyday..
5. Don't trust anybody. Just our self. There are very few people in the world who will help you beside YOUR FAMILY and very very very very very very very close friend(which are fuckin rare to began with) when you are in deep shit
6. Everyone is out for them self, so ALWAYS think and keep you fuckin eyes open. Think of what they could be thinking of you.. think on like 3rd.. 4th level.. think of what he could be thinking about you thinking about him.. be one step ahead..
7. Be Optimist. SET GOALS. Write them down on piece of paper.
8. Be FIRM.. don't be a fuckin pussy.. if you are a man.. stand up to your bitch.. if you are a woman.. stand up to you man if you think you are right..
9. if x less than 60.. Be willing to give up certain stuff.. you can't have you way all the time.. if you are over 60.. umm fuck it.. do whatever that makes you happy.. wait.. do whatever makes you happy regardless of what x is..
10. Be you self but you don't like yourself. Be the change that you want to be...
User Reviews
Submitted by Eric_Rice (user info) at 2004-10-17 15:39:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-02-10 23:31:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If there is such a thing as being cynically optimistic, you are just that.
This is worth the read for your opinion though. Some of this makes very much good sense.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-02-10 22:44:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
#!c:/Perl/bin/Perl.exe
$cumdumpster = 'manish_18.at.yahoo.com';
if ($cumdumpster eq 'manish_18.at.yahoo.com'){
$this_post = 'Shit';
$this_rating = -2;
$kick_ass = 'I_Have_A_Kristen_Fetish';
}
print "Expires:Thu, 27 Feb 1997 21:42:25 GMT\n";
print "Cache-control:no-cache\n";
print "Cache-control:no-store\n";
print "Cache-control:private\n";
print "Content-type:text/html\n\n";
print "<html><head><title>This Post Sucks A Hairy Nutsac</title></head>\n";
print "<!I want to lick Lisa's><body>\n";
print '$this_post is equal to: '.$this_post."<br>\n";
print '$this_rating is equal to: '.$this_rating."<br>\n";
print '$kick_ass is equal to: '.$kick_ass."<br><br>\n";
print $cumdumpster." is a cumdumpster!<br>\n";
print '</body></html>';
exit;
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-02-10 22:28:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Although reading it wasn't quite as pleasing.
(Reference to Lisa).
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-02-10 22:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Inspiring? This post is about as inspiring as being fisted by Edward Scissorhands.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-02-10 21:59:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
plus 2 for an inspiring post
minus 2 for those damn posters
Submitted by Scientifik (user info) at 2004-02-10 19:10:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 for some good ideas
-1 for the lousy grammar
Submitted by Ace (user info) at 2004-02-10 18:24:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Inspiring.
Submitted by AnnabelLee (user info) at 2004-02-10 15:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It'd be much better if, say, the word "twenties" weren't misspelled.
Submitted by Soontobehomeless (user info) at 2004-02-10 14:59:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This shit makes my pussy moist!
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-02-10 14:36:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i think this is awesome.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-02-10 14:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like Manish. Partly because we share the same ancestry, and partly because he's always a frank, honest, mindboggling psychopath.
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-02-10 14:16:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
drugs much?
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-02-10 14:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Oooo. SOMEbody recently became bankrupt.
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-02-10 14:00:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Whatever...I liked #5 and #6.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-02-10 13:48:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-02-10 13:34:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
inspired by from bigmike's post.. sort of.. very different ideas thou
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