Bathroom horror (919 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -0.38 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Velouria (View user info) at 2004-02-11 11:26:41 EST
Last night my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. Instead of continuing the argument, I left our house and stayed at a friend's house. As always, she helped comfort me and I felt a wee bit better for getting away when I did. Around 11:00, after the bitching and crying subdued, I decided to take a bath and crash on her couch.
I enter the bathroom. Ready for a good hot bath, I undress and draw a nice, hot, relaxing bath. I was ready to let Calgon take me away. After about a good 15 minute soak I decide to scrub up and head for bed. I reach for the bar of Dove and out of horror almost drop the thing into my clean bathwater. Luckily I inspected the bar before lathering my wash cloth. Embedded within the soap were about five very long, dark pubic hairs. Since using soap was out of the question, I lathered myself up with shampoo and quickly left the crime scene. Although I took a long bath, and scrubbed repeatedly, I still never felt quite clean.
I never spoke a word of this to my friend, though I don't know if I can ever feel safe in her home again.
*shudders*
User Reviews
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-02-11 20:53:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you almost licked the old bum's ass there, eh?
-2 for being a silly cunt.
Submitted by glockmatic at 2004-02-11 20:45:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Ninjaburger (user info) at 2004-02-11 19:07:06 (#)
Ranking: 1
You have to be a sick fuck to use someone elses soap.
"Think about the last place I used it, and the first place you use it" Joey -- Friends
I swear, not to be mean, racist, or whatever you want to call it, but I've only heard of my white friends and of family members doing this...
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shit now that i think about that all the white people i know do that too
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-02-11 20:28:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OHH NOO, TEHRE WAS HAIRS IN TEH SOPAS!!
Submitted by Ninjaburger (user info) at 2004-02-11 19:07:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You have to be a sick fuck to use someone elses soap.
"Think about the last place I used it, and the first place you use it" Joey -- Friends
I swear, not to be mean, racist, or whatever you want to call it, but I've only heard of my white friends and of family members doing this...
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-02-11 18:56:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
absolutely OCD, no doubt
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-02-11 17:44:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.
-- Homer Simpson
I Love Lisa
What?!?!?!?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-02-11 12:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Here's some stuff for you to chew on.
ever wipe you ass and forget to wash your hands. Just once maybe?
mustache hair looks suspiciously like pubic hair.
Got a dog? Cat? Ever let them lick your face? Or maybe your hand? Then did you eat a sandwich. It's like playing the Kevin Bacon game. Dog or cat licks ass, then dog or cat licks your hand. You go to fridge and get sandwich stuff. You grab bread, turkey, anything you cab find to put on the sandwich. You eat the sandwich. You eat the dog/cats ass.
You lick a bums ass.
Don't know what that means?
Ask bart.
Also, you have every form of microscopic organism slithering in and out of every orifice in your body right now as you are reading this.
Pubic hair.....EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2004-02-11 12:34:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That could have turned into a nice pornesque bonding moment...you shaving your best friend's most intimate parts.
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2004-02-11 12:32:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who cares if a hair is pubic or not?
It's hair and it was clean.
You have some on your head that you touch daily without thinking about it. I bet you even like it when your boyfriend plays wityh your hair.
Rinse it away from the bar soap.
At least you know your friend washes her hairy parts.
It's not like the soap was still brown with shit.
Go get some ex-lax and stop being so uptight.
Submitted by dukkha (user info) at 2004-02-11 12:27:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oops... "your"
Submitted by dukkha (user info) at 2004-02-11 12:27:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You and you're boyfriend must have been arguing about what an anal-retentive idiot you are.
Submitted by UberlyStupid (user info) at 2004-02-11 12:09:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Heard of shower gel any one?
Submitted by UberWeiss (user info) at 2004-02-11 11:59:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Hey, you missed an opportunity to make use of free dental floss - sheesh, aren't we Ms. "The glass is half empty"?
UW
Submitted by Velouria (user info) at 2004-02-11 11:45:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*sigh* I'm all alone. When I bath, I use my washcloth. The soap in the tub doesn't touch my body. It just dones't seem right to have a community bar that's frequented everyone's orifices. I have an extra bar next to the sink for my face. Maybe I'm OCD.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-02-11 11:43:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Its just hair. unless there is little critters crawling on it, you should be good.
Man up and use the pub-soap!
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-02-11 11:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going to have to go with Will on this one, although you're not alone in your pubic hair issues.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/24633
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-02-11 11:34:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good call LaNa...i just watched that special 2 nights ago for the first time...had me rollin...
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-02-11 11:33:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I agree with Will.
Submitted by LaNa (user info) at 2004-02-11 11:32:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Here is the thing...its soap. Who cares....soap is clean. did you ever wash your face after washing your ass? it happens and you do it, cause its soap. when you were growing up with your family...was there a bar of soap for everyone in the bathroom...one bar for everyone.
Will
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Thanks Jay Mohr :)
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-02-11 11:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Here is the thing...its soap. Who cares....soap is clean. did you ever wash your face after washing your ass? it happens and you do it, cause its soap. when you were growing up with your family...was there a bar of soap for everyone in the bathroom...one bar for everyone.
Will