I Love Women (933 hits)
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Submitted by j t <jcricket1120.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-12 12:29:30 EST
This is my tribute to women all over. You ladies bring so much joy to the world and more importantly, to me. Keep doing what you do. Some of you may think that the items on this list are corny, but believe me, everything on this list is very true. So in no particular order...
I love Women
I love how women walk and I love how women talk.
I love women that flip their hair (as 3rd grade as that sounds).
I love women that cry unnecessarily at moderately sad scenes during movies.
I love women that wear those shorts/pants with the wording on the buttocks (you know you've got it going on when you can fit "University of Wisconsin" on your booty).
I love it when a woman has hair covering her face and the way that she brushes it off is oh-so nice. Better yet, I love brushing it off for her.
I love women that work out (just hitting the treadmill doesn't count).
I love women who don't mind getting sweaty.
I love women that wear sports bras (they are god's gift to men)
I love women that don't care about what they weigh because they know that how you feel about yourself is the only thing that matters (also, muscle weighs more then fat thank you very much).
I love women who don't mind being seen without make-up.
I love women who smile, often.
I love women who are adventurous.
I love women that are competitive.
I love women that love to read.
I love women who can stimulate my mind.
I love women who will drop me a huge frikkin hint as to why they're mad at me, especially, especially when it is painfully clear that I don't have a clue as to what's going on.
I love women who know when to push me and when to pull me (knowing when to scratch me is good too).
I love women with a little bit of meat on them.
I love women when they're fresh out of the shower (mmmm shampoo...).
I love women who don't take crap from anyone (except from me sometimes).
I love women who know how to tease (I couldn't even begin to stress this enough).
I love women with smooth skin
I love women with beautiful teeth.
I love a woman that is moderately self-sufficient.
I love women that can be patient teachers when I'm really not getting it (interpret however you desire)
I love women who have perfected "the pout" and know how to effectively use other such god-given powers as women on their lesser-brained, male prey. (I'm such a sucker for that stuff)
I love a woman who knows how to drive a stick.
I love a woman that will sometimes pretend to need my help even though she clearly doesn't.
I love women who can rock sunglasses and hats.
I love women who speak their minds.
All men love women who wear their purse straps or bag straps right in the middle of their chest (Please don't stop doing it now that I've mentioned it. Better yet, do it more often.)
I love women with imagination.
I love women who aren't afraid to show emotion and to be excited about something.
I love women who look good dressing down as well as dressing up.
I love women with accents.
I love women who, upon recognizing that you're wearing their favorite cologne, they either sniff you that much more, hug you that much tighter, or their nuzzling is that much more affectionate.
I love women who are ex-tomboys and ex-nerds.
I love women who love to eat (lots of different foods).
I love women who can appreciate the arts (music, dance, opera, Lord of the Dance).
I love women with a very healthy sense of humor (she actually laughs when she hears something excessively gross or disturbing.)
I love a woman who gets excited or passionate about something, and she talks, and talks, and talks, and she keep talking, but you're not really listening to what they're saying, and you're just kind of looking at her thinking, "man, she's so frikkin cute when she does that."
I love women who don't smoke.
I love women who keep the two-facing and the backstabbing to a minimal.
I love women who can hang with my friends and even contribute a dirty limerick or two.
Not that it's a requirement, but I loves me a woman that can cook.
I love women who will indulge in our infantile male fantasies every once in a while (especially when we deserve it).
I love a woman who cherishes the value of make-up sex
I love a woman that will share the remote with me.
I love a woman that has perfected the art of compromising.
I love a woman that loves sports, understands sports, or understands my love for sports.
I love how after you've put in a ton of work on something like Valentine's day, to see her smile afterwards is so rewarding.
All of these qualities are evident in my ideal, perfect, dream woman.
But if you have none of these qualities, it does not matter at all.
What I know, and what everyone else should know is that the ideal, perfect, dream woman does not exist.
I'll only love you if we're perfect for each other.
Happy Valentine's Day
User Reviews
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-04-20 18:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i love titties. does that count?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-04-20 18:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
good list, i agree with most.
"Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-02-12 12:33:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
MUSCLE DOES NOT WEIGH MORE THAN FAT!
2 pounds of muscle
2 pounds of fat
Both weigh 2 pounds.
Muscle is more dense than fat."
are you fucking mongoloid? does steel weigh more than air, or are they both '2 pounds,' idiot?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-02-12 14:27:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by cnympho247 (user info) at 2004-02-12 14:25:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awe! This is the sweetest thing I've ever heard. And perfect timing might I add, since its gonna be all lovers weekend soon....
Submitted by jcricket (user info) at 2004-02-12 14:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yes, for some slightly more realistic reading,
here you go.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/25393
Submitted by jcricket (user info) at 2004-02-12 14:20:59 EST (#)
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Actually, i have another weblog that I post lots of other stuff on. I was running into a slight mean streak, so i decided to do something nice.
I only post some of the more interesting things on uber. Most of you guys are very good writers, by the way and I simply can not compete.
Yeah, this post is sappy and estrogen-filled, but it's all 100% true, and it also served a very important purpose.
These are most of the things that I love about women.
If you've never been in love, or in a relationship, than you would have missed some of the subtleties of your woman.
It's great to make fun of women sometimes, but in the spirit of VDay, let's celebrate some of the things that we love about our ladies.
or maybe it's just me.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-02-12 14:15:18 EST (#)
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Aw. I could bake a souffle with all this cheese.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-02-12 14:01:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you work at Hallmark or something? Sappy. Sappy. Sappy.
Release the Kraken!
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-02-12 13:23:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awwwww
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-02-12 13:15:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
aaaw how nice
My guy stares when the strap gets between my girls, too. I don't get it. From my point of view they look like little torpedos.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-02-12 13:15:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, women can be pretty cool.
One more to add: I love women who don't play games. If you're mad at one thing don't take it out on another.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-02-12 13:11:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It this post had any more estrogen in it, it would be pregant.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-02-12 13:08:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's all in the placement, Anjie.
Make sure you're not going OVER a boob, but are instead going directly BETWEEN the boob. Because even if you get the very smallest bit o' tit under the strap, you'll look lopsided and bulgey.
I WUV WU TOO EWIKA!
We need to come up with a name for Justin besides Candy Pants. That is just SO derogatory.
Submitted by PolPot (user info) at 2004-02-12 13:05:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I love rabbits
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2004-02-12 13:01:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was great...
"All men love women who wear their purse straps or bag straps right in the middle of their chest (Please don't stop doing it now that I've mentioned it. Better yet, do it more often.)"
Really? I hate the way this looks on me. It separates and sometime squishes my boob and makes me look lopsided... Can women with a small chest be the only ones to do this attractively? What is so attractive about this?
Submitted by amusediniraq (user info) at 2004-02-12 12:57:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-12 12:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Women are good.
Ewika and Kwisten are hott.
And the two sweetest human beings on the entire Earth.
-Sideburns
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-02-12 12:37:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, that was really incredibly sweet and such...
*sighs* Ah perfect-guy-for-me, where are you?
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-02-12 12:36:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Kristen's common sense.
I wuv you, Kwis!
:-)
Phoenix
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-02-12 12:33:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MUSCLE DOES NOT WEIGH MORE THAN FAT!
2 pounds of muscle
2 pounds of fat
Both weigh 2 pounds.
Muscle is more dense than fat.
Buuuuuut, it was intensly sweet to read something nice about women instead of "Fuck that flapping cootchied slore!"