Bart blocked my IP addresses (938 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: -0.75 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by fingerbang <Ihatecanada.at.theywilldie.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-12 21:29:23 EST
Fucking asshole Bart blocked my IP address at home and work so i can't go to ubersite anymore. Damnit! I write the best posts on here and this guy decides to block me. Just because I go to his old school and talk shit about him doesn't mean he should block me. I write good quality shit here. I had to go to one of those girls' house that i posted the pictures of last week just to use her computer and write this fucking post. And koolmang- yes that car sex story is 100% true and yes i do get alot more pussy than you. Fuck you Bart you asshole. Wait unitl i send you a email bomb or Denial of service attack. shitmongerfartsniffbitchlicknunshit
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Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-02-13 21:55:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Go Bart woo!
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-02-13 21:53:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bring it you fucking mick! i'm fucking crazy man. last night i bit off my index finger just for the fun of it. i will headbutt you and you will die.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-02-13 21:50:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
bart, just this one. give me this one. and i wont ask again.
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-02-13 21:41:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
asshole bart, i only have one username. There is such a thing as coworkers and roomates that use the same ip addresses. Release me from this madness and i won't post the sex tape we made.
Submitted by GreaterThanBest (user info) at 2004-02-13 21:34:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart, buddy, multiple user names is all it takes, thats pretty sad, well whats sadder is that you took the time to notice it. Must have been doing some fingerbang research. As for 5 different user names, no, it wasnt 5, see I, although from the same IP, am not the same as fingerbang, danimal or mikenewfart. I believe those to be all the names or personalities of fingerbang. Now I to have different names, why you may ask. Easy, different users like different names, one user will -2 one of my names at all times, while giving a +2 to the other. Thru this way I can vent whatever I need to and no disappoint anyone, by placing the subject matter into the most fitting "personality" so as not to waste the time of others, fore they should know what to expect after reading several post made by the user name. Oh yeah, my names are GreaterThanBest, Cuntlicker, and Brickhouse.
Now release James(GreaterThanBest)and Dan(fingerbang)and Mike(jimmy)
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2004-02-13 20:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey now I called the alterna-uber ratings on the first try...
I wanna weild the ban stick
lemme amke my own site...
wait never mind ... I'm too lazy...gonna use barts
-T
Submitted by TatteredAndTorn (user info) at 2004-02-13 20:43:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fingerbangs post wasn't even offensive, I thought it was funny.
Nobody cares about a lot of things posted on here, doesn't mean they can't be funny.
Ban me too, you fucking shit.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-02-13 15:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Bart.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-02-13 03:54:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I put alot of thought, time and effort into my answer. I researched the posts of every person who commented and overlayed their writing styles onto fingerbangs. No matter how you dress it up, or how many names you have, shit is shit.
So what do I win?
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-02-13 03:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I love Bart.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-02-13 02:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha...people actually DIDN'T understand why. 6,000 users = 6,000,000,000,000,000,000 more times the "fun"
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-02-13 02:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Herpes is the big winner.
fingerbang commented on that post with a +2 from at least five different usernames.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-02-13 02:23:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think what Bart is trying to convey is that fingerbang's story which, fake or not, has no relevance in other peoples' lives. It didn't make me jealous, but it's just like running over a guy's inherited early 90's car with your souped-up monster truck. Fingerbang is just rubbing it in, and I think that he needs to learn that nobody cares how many points he scored in his high school experience, how many times he got laid by cheerleaders, or whatever makes him so great. If anything, it makes people want to kill him just to shut him up. Which is part of the reason I am taking a fast of 1 whole week to refrain from posting, just to give you guys a break. Cheers!
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-02-13 02:03:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it the multiple users thing?
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-02-13 02:02:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BART you tool. There was nothing wrong with that post you are referring to. You just point out random people and then ban them. Just like how I said I am a scientologist and you banned me.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-02-13 02:00:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Booh fuck hooh.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-02-13 01:47:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why don't you fill the nice folks in on the entire story? In other words, why would I do such a thing? Just because I don't like you?
Take a look at this post and see if you can figure out why:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/25375
Anyone? Anyone?
Submitted by skatastrophy (user info) at 2004-02-13 01:40:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i think my toe is infected....
Submitted by triliad (user info) at 2004-02-13 00:46:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Good on Bart.
Judging from the earlier responses, I'm afraid you're not going to find a lot of support for your cause. What a tragedy.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-02-12 23:55:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1. Start
2. Run
3. Cmd
4. ipconfig /release
5. Suicide
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-02-12 23:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fingerbang will find his calling on Ubersite, eventually. As for me, I decided to take a week break from posting on Ubersite, so be glad. I will work towards improving my writing skills. Even if when I start again, it'll sound like total crap, you guys won't have to deal with my crap for a WHOLE WEEK!
Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2004-02-12 23:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone who harbor his towering intellect with the following: <i>ihatecanada.at.theywilldie.com</i> mustn't be blocked ! `The absence of his Shakespearian work could undermine literature itself !
No wait...you suckED !
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-02-12 23:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I am still trying to work out what it is that you do, that you find so rewarding.
Most people who make cunts of themselves (like you and KoolMinge, etc) sober up and regret their behaviour over time. Most realise they made fools of themselves and apologise.
You just keep on going, don'tcha?
I have never been in your position, but I guess it's better than no attention at all.
I can't think of a worse insult than to tell someone to be a "fingerbang" or "KoolMinge". What to say to any of you?
"Dignity" is that thing other people have, isn't it?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-02-12 22:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
it wont be long fingerbang.
Submitted by MagnificentRyan (user info) at 2004-02-12 22:33:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i thought bart blocced no1? good call on thvs one though
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-02-12 22:32:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh holy crap, a mailbomber, let's flee.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-02-12 22:24:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Woohoo for Bart!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-12 22:02:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Good for bart.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-02-12 21:58:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you're a goddamned idiot.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-02-12 21:52:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just go find some proxy servers
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-02-12 21:43:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Considering you are such an awesome hacker, you are still having problems getting around that ol' IP address problem, eh?
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-02-12 21:34:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no. you write shit. observe:
Average rating of all messages: -0.46
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-02-12 21:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
stfu.
Submitted by neomage (user info) at 2004-02-12 21:31:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmmm, a DoS threat? I'm no legal expert but I'm prety sure he can take legal action agains that....