valentine's day fucking blows (468 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Don <dane1901.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-13 09:55:39 EST
Yeah Valentine's Day is this weekend, who gives a fuck. I used to have a girlfriend, she actually made me late to work this morning, which is already something I've been spoken to about. She doesn't want to see me this weekend, because it will just make "things harder for us to be apart". She goes to Colgate and doesnt want to see me this semester, because she needs to focus on her work, or some other bullshit line.
Anyway, it all started last year when I went up to surprise her and found some dude, in his boxer shorts in her bed with her. She claims nothing happened, and even offered to let me feel if she was wet or not. How funny is that. Anyway, i flipped, called her a bunch of names, and left. We sort of mended things up over break, but now that shes back at her piece of shit school she thinks she's cool because she hangs out with girls that im sure were notorious sluts in their respective high schools. She expects me to sit around with my dick in my hand while she does whatever the fuck she wants at school, under the guise of being oh so busy. So back to the valentine thing.
I had made reservations after twisting her arm to even come out to dinner with me. She then tells me, "oh it'll be too hard to see you", so I tell her that I gave up going to Boston for the weekend with some girl from my school. She's now mad at me for "planning a romantic getaway", meanwhile this hateful bitch won't give me the time of day.
My point is that girls are dumb, and they play mind games. I'm already convinced shes fucking someone else anyway, so what do I have to lose??? Please tell me that Im justified in being pissed off at her and thinking i deserve better. She's always got a way of making me feel like the bad guy. Anyway, I'm about to go on a rampage at work if I don't settle down.
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Submitted by blingshizzle (user info) at 2004-02-13 11:13:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Im retarded for believe someone that I love(d)? I dont think its just me, I think one tends to trust the person that he/she is fucking, unfortunately.
On a separate note, my friends used to tell me that she and I were like a jerry springer episode. Im beginning to see why more and more. Well the only lesson to be learned here is, guys, blow your load often and wherever you want on/in her, and do it early.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-02-13 10:54:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You can't be this stupid.....
U R SOFA KING WE TODD IT
Submitted by blingshizzle (user info) at 2004-02-13 10:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I didnt actually feel to see if she was wet, I just thought it was funny that she offered. I think she gave him head. How fucking sketchy can you get. She tried to say I beat her up to her parents, and thats why we werent together, to make herself look better in a bad situation.
Submitted by The hood <spadeyourdog2000.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-02-13 10:33:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe she wasnt wet cause he nailed her in the poop shoot.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-02-13 10:16:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Dude, grow a fucking sack and dump her. If you believe that she didn't get slammed by that dude back in the day and isn't taking it in every orifice constantly then you are one naive cat.
Seriously, once a cheater always a cheater.
Drop her ass on Valentines day and head to Boston with the new gal to get laid. That'll teach her to be such a skank.
Submitted by heatherm (user info) at 2004-02-13 10:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Quit your fucking whining and dump the bitch.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2004-02-13 09:59:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You're pretty dumb too.. if you think that's a mind game.