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Valentine's Day Post For Loren, Loki, Spike, Nat, Kristen, Ashlee, Nicole, Phoenix, Coley, As Well As The Other Paragons of Earthly Beauty Whose Names Escape Me At The Moment (859 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 1.26 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2004-02-13 10:56:48 EST


I know Valentine's Day is not until tomorrow, but I'm going to be out of town this weekend, so here it is: Happy Valentine's Day to all you Uber-lovelies. You rock like Motley Crue AND Guns N Roses.

Ladies, pick which ever tasteless, yet humourous Valentine's Day picture you like best and consider yourselves vigourously and thoroughly Valentine-d.

As for the rest of you bastards, the ladies have the first (and only) claim to the eros, but there is always plenty of philadelphos to go around, so there you go.


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Submitted by wkey (user info) at 2004-03-01 20:10:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Quartermain, I like you. Not because you read my posts, but because you like The Outlaw Josey Wales. It is the best movie of all times. Have you ever read any of Forrest Carter's other stuff?

Submitted by coley <notloggedin> at 2004-02-16 22:20:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I vote for the one on the right.
This is the only valentine I got! Thanks!
And the first time I've ever seen my name in a post title. Hopefully the next one won't be a hate post.

:o)



Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-02-13 19:14:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yay!

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-02-13 14:19:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think glam is jeaous that he was not included.

Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-02-13 13:36:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I have a heart.

It's in a jar on a shelf in my closet.

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-02-13 12:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Relax, I'm J/K LOL!!!

I guess you could make it up by writing a post dedicated to me, and me only. For Valentine's Day. I'm all alone, you know. Have a heart.

Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-02-13 12:36:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AAHAHAHa, those are great. I'm going to have to send them to my mother and some friends. Yes, I am a mother fucker, a mother fucking badass.

Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-02-13 12:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Those of you I forgot to mention specifically by name in the title, sorry. I figured the inclusive nature of the post and the tagline about 'paragons of earthly beauty' would cover my ass for me, but I guess not.

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-02-13 12:14:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I wuv you too, QM...


XOXOXOXOXO

Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2004-02-13 12:09:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

thanx maybe...

+2 just for pooh saying fuck.

Submitted by theWELLofZION (user info) at 2004-02-13 12:01:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

aight

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-02-13 12:00:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

no one ever puts my name on a post with a lot of other names. i guess i am just not cool. and ihave been here longer then all you cool people besides bart and razor so ha.

Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-02-13 11:59:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AAAAAAAAAAAH That is fucking brilliant!!! Pooh said FUCK!

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-02-13 11:53:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Thanks, asshole.

Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2004-02-13 11:48:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You really can be sweet.... you better be careful. People might get the wrong idea.

Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-02-13 11:01:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Awww, this is the first Valentine I've gotten this year. Thank you, QM!


:-)
Phoenix

Submitted by amusediniraq (user info) at 2004-02-13 11:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Poo

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-02-13 10:58:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Jedipimp?

AHAHAHAHA


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