Loki's Going To Love Me (974 hits)
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Submitted by Natalie <nataliefortin.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-13 11:31:17 EST
This is my last day at this job, last day in Memphis, last day in the state of Tennessee, last day on Uber (for a while)! At 5am tomorrow morning I'll be moving to Oklahoma in a big redneck Uhaul with my car hitched to the back.
Why is Loki going to love me? Because I'm going to be a kept woman for a while. Yup. I'm going to play housewife.
A giant mean-looking black man wearing a pink, red, and white Mickey and Minnie Valentine's sweatshirt just walked in. Friday the 13th, indeed.
Back to the point...
Shit. There's not one really. I just think it's incredibly funny that I'm going to be a house pet. Not something I ever thought I'd do, even temporarily. Loki, I promise I won't wipe his ass for him, but if you come to visit I'll make up for my transgression by wiping yours for you! Bend over sweetcheeks ;)
Maybe I did have a point. I'm sure I'll be back around, but who knows when. Actually, I'm not completely sure. I's gots me some shit to do like get a whole new life going. So I wanted to say thanks for the entertainment, folks! I hope I was good for a chuckle or two at least. I'd say 'goodbye' but DAMN I'm tired of hearing that! Cutting and running is much easier than doing all that sappy garbage.
No lists of 'shout outs' from me. It would suck to leave someone out. So those of you to whom I've spoken outside of Uber, a sincere thank you. You know who you are (doesn't that sound kind of creepy?). If I've ever said "I wuv you" or something stupid like that, I meant it. I think highly of you. Hell, I even like the crabby bastards.
Pffftt...watch me come back in less than a week.
I'm done writing now. Tell me to fuck off. None of that goodbye shit.
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Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-07-10 10:47:57 EDT (#)
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See you in hell, candy boys!!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer Badman
wacka wacka wacka
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-06-29 17:40:22 EDT (#)
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OH MY GOODNESS.
I am alive too!
I'm not going to be at the computer too much for the next few weeks though,
I explained why in my last post (actually it's a dance related reason, go
dancer's woo!)
Nice to see we're both survivin.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-03-13 19:59:50 EST (#)
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Sigh, you have to come back, because my third post or something was a tribute to you as I was unaware you were leaving.
This is quite old, hopefully you'll be back soon?
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-03-13 19:42:38 EST (#)
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i miss you nat!! COME BACK!!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-02-14 09:54:50 EST (#)
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fuck off nat. hey, keep in touch with yourself mmmmmkay?
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-02-14 09:42:51 EST (#)
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I've been slacking on uber lately... but I will never leave! And I have a feeling you'll be back. Make sure you come back to us with your ass-wiping stories!
Now fuck off!
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-02-13 19:23:59 EST (#)
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see ya nat...
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-02-13 17:20:52 EST (#)
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bye (sniff sniff)
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-02-13 17:01:41 EST (#)
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Wow. Holy shit. This is it. Gotta finish up a few things on here, them I'm out.
Anyone who wants to contact/stalk/harrass me my email is nataliefortin.at.yahoo.com. A couple of you have my cell phone number; it won't be changing either.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-02-13 16:08:46 EST (#)
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hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa I wuv you guys
Submitted by amusediniraq (user info) at 2004-02-13 15:49:11 EST (#)
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Good Luck and all....
Submitted by amusediniraq (user info) at 2004-02-13 15:47:43 EST (#)
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I'm surprised no one has just plain told me to fuck off!
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Fuck Off!
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-02-13 15:46:00 EST (#)
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Oh yeah, acrog- we will be living in OK for at least a year. He's doing some kind of full time active Reservist thingy for a year after which he may look for a civilian job or decide to stay in the Army until retirement. In either case we could end up anywhere. I don't mind either way. I'm pretty well done with the dancing career and have to think of something else now anyway. We'll see...
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-02-13 15:39:08 EST (#)
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Yes, you are goddamned brilliant! I could do it for lesbiens only so that hubby-man will encourage it. Well if no one sees me back here, look for me on the world wide web. Snarf.
acrog! A regular gig there? Awesome! Not only for you, but also for me. Maybe that way there's more chance of my flakey ass friends making it there. Are Glenn and that other DJ guy a couple?
Q-man and glam daddy, you're crackin me up! Am I going to go away and miss another sexy man-fight? For the first time, a 'fuck off' was truly heart warming :)
I'm surprised no one has just plain told me to fuck off! Uber, you have let me down. I was never photoshoped or bashed. That I know of...
Loki, luckily we've both got kick ass credit. I also have kick ass debt, so he's the one getting screwed. Your dad sounds as weird as mine. I bet he's awesome.
Chicken- baby I love your eggs *cue porno music*
amused- thanks :)
Phinch- I never got to say this before: You are my favorite Mexican! (Is that right?)
quack- You BET those kitties are coming with me! I had to get them declawed (hate it hate it), but there was absolutely no way I was giving them up no matter what. How is your kitty that looks just like mine? :)
My office threw me a party a little while ago under the guise of a Valentine's Day party, complete with a two-tiered wedding cake! I knew they would do something for me because they're cool like that. Baby showers, wedding showers, birthday parties- they love doing that stuff. They collected $310 for me instead of getting me wedding gifts that I would have to pack. Golly, do I get the $300 comforter, the $300 set of pans, or a combination of the knife set, floor vac, and silverware? How exciting! "You know you're an adult when..."
This was a boring job, but I loved the people I worked with.
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2004-02-13 14:05:28 EST (#)
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Ephesians 4:29
"Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen."
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qm I am just busting your balls a bit. no worries.
You got the spelling thing on my. I got this religion thing on you. Were all happy.
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-02-13 13:54:08 EST (#)
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are you bringing your cats (that look exactly like mine) with you?
come back soon.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-02-13 13:53:47 EST (#)
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All right boyz stop it. I have a ruler right here, whip them out and I will settle this once and for all.
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2004-02-13 13:42:41 EST (#)
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your so right. I just checked my desk copy of the bible and it says in mathew 22:10
"thou shalt not talk down upon thy neighbor, unless it is within the sacred confines of replying to a post on ubersite"
guess you are all clean.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-02-13 13:35:03 EST (#)
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**I'm done writing now. Tell me to fuck off. None of that goodbye shit.**
And that is why we should always read to the end of the post before we make our 'witty' comments.
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2004-02-13 13:25:34 EST (#)
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"Good luck on your wedding and starting over in a new state. I hope everything works out the way you want it to.
Now fuck off. "
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Now now Qm, thats not right. Love thy neighbor.
20 hail marys and 14 our fathers should do the trick...
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-02-13 13:25:29 EST (#)
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You are on the verge of getting screwed on your taxes. Also, when you marry someone, you also marry their credit rating. I wonder if all those gay people in SanFran lining up to get married realize that.
Submitted by amusediniraq (user info) at 2004-02-13 13:05:54 EST (#)
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safe trip!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-02-13 12:53:11 EST (#)
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Chicken loves you too! Have my eggs..
what?!
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-02-13 12:26:16 EST (#)
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Good luck on your wedding and starting over in a new state. I hope everything works out the way you want it to.
Now fuck off.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-02-13 12:12:21 EST (#)
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get a computer and make some money by being a hot horny housewife camwhore... yeah, that would be super.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-02-13 12:02:21 EST (#)
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You are going to get bored and then you'll be back. I've been to Oklahoma, ok I've been through Oklahoma. It's in the way if you're road tripping to AZ on 40. I don't remember much except that it was "enemy territory" - something involving dad and Texas football.
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2004-02-13 11:55:47 EST (#)
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Well if you're going to play housewife and not work for a while, you'll have a lot of free time.
Get a computer and Uber all you want.
Have you guys decided if you're going to reside in OK after the wedding?
I'm about to get a weekly gig at that membership dance club, TEN.
Look me up whenever you're in Memphis. I'll get you guys in. (That goes for prety much most of you Uber'ers)
Oh yeah I never metioned this, but the other night when I was spinning up there, Presidential hopeful John Edwards was in there. So was Shane Battier (Mem, Grizz).
a night of celebrities(I guess)
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-02-13 11:33:14 EST (#)
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I'll miss you nat. come back soon. good luck.