Learn To Fucking Spam Correctly (1289 hits)
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Submitted by Tony Montana <deenw.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-13 22:07:09 EST
I've noticed quite a few people on this site who go around spamming left and right and to be quite honest, I don't find anything inherently wrong with it. A little criticism can often times be infinitely more useful than a lot of sycophantic ass kissing. However spamming and criticism should be done PROPERLY in order for it to be effective.
As an example of how NOT to spam, I'm going to describe two particular little fuckwads by the names of "Critical_Condition" and "MisterCeltic." These two have been regularly spamming my posts. One of Critical's latest spams referred to my post on Luther Vandross.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1076480926615214039
"Haha, poopoo peepee! WTF, LUTHER VANDROSS IS LIKE SOOO GHEY!!!! HAHAAHA WTF OMG!!!"
That is an actual unedited line from Critical_Condition's spam. While the abject retardedness is glaringly apparent, there are many things one can learn from this dimwitted dipshit.
1. Think Your Thoughts Out Completely Before You Type.
I don't know how many times I see people make this mistake. Many of these retards are so anxious to say anything that their fingers type exponentially faster than their brains can supply content. When this happens you see things like "Haha, poopoo peepee!" There is a very simple way to correct this...SLOW DOWN. Think...pause...and then type.
2. Typos Are Not A Good Enough Reason To Spam
This is another one that is done way too often when the spammer has absolutely no logical ground to talk shit. Therefore he reaches for straws and insults the typo. Critical Cocksucker tried to degrade me for spelling "more" as "mroe." An obvious typo, which in very few people's opinions is worthy of spamming for. Actual spelling mistakes however, in certain cases, are a very excellent ground to insult someone on. MisterCeltic attempted to call me a "cretin" in one of my posts about Cheetos* but he spelled it as "Creighton," thus calling me a university in Nebraska. That is more than sufficient ground to spam someone into the fucking dirt.
3. Back Your Shit Up
If you are going to spam someone for ANYTHING, make certain you are not guilty of that which you are spamming them for. Both of these individuals repeatedly insult me on the basis of my intelligence. However, in comparison to Mister Celtic, a legally retarded chimpanzee is considered bright. Here is a line from one of Mister Celtic's posts: "I had out-manouvered the leaves and the young mothers with child and had mastered using gravity to my advantage, the only thing left was to show these birds who was boss this day." Wow...awe-inspiring literary talent...Walt Whitman-esque to say the least. And as for Critical_Condition, this mouth breather has posted only once...and it was a post dedicated to me. I suppose rather than be creative, he prefers to hide under the skirt of his incontinent mother and hurls insults. When I confronted him on this his response was, "I never claimed to be a genius." While that could never be more true, that is not a sufficient defense. On this ubersite, we are all created equal and judged by the content of our posts. If you can't post shit you don't deserve to talk shit.
References:
*My cheetos post where most of the spams I'm referring to come from: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1076351174881511134
Mister Celtic's retarded post where his bird comment can be found: http://www.ubersite.com/m/20024
Critical_Condition's contribution to Ubersite:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=5157
User Reviews
Submitted by Steven_Jenkins (user info) at 2004-09-18 02:56:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Serving up another round...
Submitted by Thejudge (user info) at 2004-09-18 01:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Keep it up.
Submitted by anti-tony_IV (user info) at 2004-09-18 00:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can do this forever, Tony. You are a punk ass. Go ahead and send 15 people my way. I think it's funny. You are not creative, you suck. Your website sucks. Your friends suck.
So for every -2 I get from someone I will assume is one of your mindless lackeys, I will -2 you 5 times.
Submitted by Anti-TonyIII (user info) at 2004-09-17 23:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking -2 Die, dick!
Submitted by Tony_Montana_Sux_Dick (user info) at 2004-09-17 22:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For every -2 you give, I will give you 5. You like this game? So do I.
Submitted by MarkTwang (user info) at 2004-09-17 22:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can you do research on the "flaming" that bitch ass LYRIC is doing to my first post, then make a thread on that and point out to the people here who obiously drool over her just because the fact shes just a she and half the desperate scrubs here at ubershite are horny and give her 2's for it which she doesn't deserve(dyke)... just post the sentence, "Lyric, bitch, die, grow-up ect."
ty and lol those flamers spammers whatevers = idiots
Submitted by Anti--Tony (user info) at 2004-09-17 22:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck dick.
Submitted by AntiTony (user info) at 2004-09-17 22:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit
Submitted by Anti-Tony (user info) at 2004-09-15 08:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-15 08:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by socialdropout (user info) at 2004-04-10 06:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Foamy has long lost the art of conversation, but unfortunally, not the power of speech.
Fucking faggot foamy....
thit aricle itsel is worth plus two, but foamy get a minis 15 and a half...
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-04-06 16:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Spam is my middle name. Spamley Tuesday.
http://www.tuesday.tk
Submitted by o_o <stfu.at.n00b.com> at 2004-04-06 15:57:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you Captain Faggot.
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
fuck you
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:27:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Is this Good?
Submitted by Wargazim <gifrank2000.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-02-14 20:49:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Way to send out that message! Some spammers be sending me bullshit that reminds me of a language from another planet! Something titled "gGJXchvRDS" ain't sellin me shit! And then you got the ones that act like they know you. Granted, if I fucked their mothers they'd know me real well!
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-02-14 20:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I'm kind of siding with Celtic on this one - you did kind of make an ass out of yourself with that anti-Uber tirade, but like the man says, you are capable of writing decent shit - I thought the schizophrenics piece was spot-on - so why not take a chill pill and step on down from the high horse - everybody starts off the same in Uber, the distinction between individuals only becomes apparent when witnessing their conduct on this site.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-02-14 19:44:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
by "spam" do you mean flame?
Submitted by MisterCeltic (user info) at 2004-02-14 15:26:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Lets review our relationship thus far:
Post #1. You pen a mediocre story as your first post, it was written well enough, coherent just not really meaningful/intersting to me. My response - none, my first post wasn't embraced by the critics either, I go easy on new posters who try.
#2. You write a scathing attack on the website you have visited for mere days. You go out of your way to insult everyone on the site because your lone post didn't receive high enough ranks. You profess that your family wealth somehow makes you more deserving of acclaim and proves that you are in possession of a more highly developed intellect than the rest of the "mouth breathing wage slaves" that frequent the site. My response - a well-deserved -2 and insulting comment; whining about how misunderstood/underappreciated you are should receive a unanimous -2 and mandatory beating to toughen you up.
#3. Post numero 3, more of the same. When one whimpering post won't do, post another one, insult everyone again, remind them how well off your family is, let them know that you're in med school, call a couple of people bitches, that should help them open their hearts and minds to the coming scholarly posts. My response - more -2, more insults, all earned.
#4. Now, finally, a decent post. It wasn't the greatest literary accomplishment to grace my computer screen but funny enough, well written. My response - a +1 and a comment on your seeming change of attitude, a comment meant to show that we have some common knowledge due to our chosen professions. Your response - the now famous, yet tired, "fat-assed assembly line worker" insult; more elitist drivel, that'll bring the fans flocking to your posts and really encourage me to provide further positive rankings.
#5. Ah yes, your fifth post, my favorite of all. Please refer back to the angry tirades which barely qualify as posts:"America Sucks" and "Black Midget Racism". In each of these posts you sound off on the quantity of 'potty-humour' present on Uber, repeatedly voicing your disgust with the relative intelligence level of the people who both author and read this form of writing. Yet days later you choose to write your own fecal fiasco. My response - you earn another -2, there is nothing as irritating as blatant hypocrisy. If you are so much better than the rest of us prove it, don't sink to our level, show your superiority. Be who you want to be, but let it be fact.
#6. Still haven't read your 6th post, couldn't be bothered, neither postive nor negative rankings elicit anything but juvenile tantrums and overplayed insults.
#7. The current post - what can I say but thank you? You have saved your best writing until now and done me the credit I deserve. This has done better than I would have expected, hate posts don't garner great reviews but it seems this is destined to be one of the exceptions. My response - a +1, still too much underlying weeping for my taste but it was about me.
The fact that you come across as an unapologetic, pretentious ass who handles criticism with the grace of an 8 year old aside, you're a decent writer with some potential. I try and rate content; you write shit, you get shit. You post well, expect a positive rank, it's just that simple.
Submitted by critical_condition (user info) at 2004-02-14 12:28:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Much better, but I would like to point out that I wasn't spamming so much as arguing. Think of it like an academic debate.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-14 11:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Note to seanofogy: Half the things that I say on this site are either:
A. whitty.
B. just plain dumb.
I took route B on this one. I didn't literally mean what I said. He can welcome people if he wants, more power to him.
-Sideburns
Submitted by amusediniraq (user info) at 2004-02-14 05:28:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Personally Poopoo, peepee, says a lot. or is it alot?
one of the better written hate posts I've seen.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-02-14 03:30:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-13 22:58:41 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by critical_condition (user info) at 2004-02-13 22:41:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha, this is more like it!
Welcome to ubersite.
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Welcome to Ubersite? You're a 5000+ user. You can't welcome anyone to any area that you're not familiar with.
Sideburns, that was some of the most retarded and idiotic shit I've ever seen you say, and that in itself is an accomplishment. How the fuck do you figure getting off saying some shit like that?
Submitted by Heimdallsman (user info) at 2004-02-14 00:43:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that is more like it.
Well written, clearly expressed.
Go, man, go!
And critical and celtic should be honored... a prosaic hate post, just for them!
--HeimdallsMan
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-13 22:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by critical_condition (user info) at 2004-02-13 22:41:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha, this is more like it!
Welcome to ubersite.
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Welcome to Ubersite? You're a 5000+ user. You can't welcome anyone to any area that you're not familiar with.
Submitted by critical_condition (user info) at 2004-02-13 22:41:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha, this is more like it!
Welcome to ubersite.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-02-13 22:28:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cry baby.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-13 22:12:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the identification of two more people in the long line of assholes.