Happy Valentine's Day, Fuckers (2618 hits)
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Submitted by hidden101 <hidden101.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-14 01:05:45 EST
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Submitted by jeetkunetony (user info) at 2004-02-16 21:27:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck valentine's day-say's bitter teen.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-15 13:47:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the pic. Man, who arranged the shit that way? Ballsy.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-02-15 09:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just looked at this before breakfast. Ew. So much for my appetite. (Hey! You could start a diet plan!)
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-02-15 00:26:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you still alive, dude? I'm ready for our Valentine's Day webcam sex.
Submitted by distressedjester (user info) at 2004-02-15 00:04:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i wish i had checked this post out sooner.
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-02-14 16:57:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
how am i the only person to notice that the heart-shaped shit is on the obituaries section of the newspaper? that has to be symbolic in some way.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-02-14 13:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hidden, you should put out a record. With the responses you get here, you could be the beatles.
Or put out a movie. It would out-gross Titanic
I want to call you a hit-whore, but you don't hit-whore. Teach me your ways!
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-02-14 12:38:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That dog is pretty talented. Teach it to clean up it's mess and you could make millions.
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-02-14 12:24:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
that's beautiful
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-02-14 12:01:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Aww. Cry me a river, Mr. Lonely man.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-14 11:38:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by AnnabelLee (user info) at 2004-02-14 07:14:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yuckie.
Some people would be sexually aroused by this.
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Okay, good.
At least I'm not the only one.
-Sideburns
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-02-14 07:39:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-02-14 01:09:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck the happy couples and their stupid candy and roses. i hope they fucking choke.
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*sniff* It's just so beautiful... it brings a tear to my eye.
Aaaaaaaaaaamen!
Submitted by AnnabelLee (user info) at 2004-02-14 07:14:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yuckie.
Some people would be sexually aroused by this.
Not that I am, mind you. *shifty eyes*
Submitted by danifestmestiny (user info) at 2004-02-14 03:50:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
He called the shit 'poop'!
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-02-14 03:09:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAHHH!!! Fuck Valentines day mother fuckers!@
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-02-14 03:06:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ha
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-02-14 02:31:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I never know. It's all anonymous. For example. Your entry is the newest and happens to be entry #1490. That's all I know. It's instantly available in the database once you submit it and it is always possible (currently odds against 1490:1) that it will appear as the slogan in your next reload.
Malone
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-02-14 02:25:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
But how will you ever know which is the stuff that I personally submitted?
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-02-14 02:17:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No. Everything entered on the site goes into the dB. Even the hate mail. What I'm saying is of course I have the power to delete any entry. We get a lot of stupid shit. You wouldn't believe the amount of blank entries and bible quotes we get on a daily basis. I wouldn't say there is any "theme" to the Luciferisms on our site, but there are things that don't belong. Of course, everything that you could add would be among the things that belong.
Malone
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2004-02-14 02:04:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
poooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-02-14 01:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It'll be part of my new wardrobe, with the Maddox shirt I have.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-02-14 01:57:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm gonna buy one of your t-shirts, baby.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-02-14 01:55:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait...you're saying you have to decide whether submissions will be let onto your portal or not? I thought if you submit it, it becomes a part of your site?
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-02-14 01:51:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks, KOOLMANG. I haven't checked the database today, but when I read it, I'll keep it.
Keep up the good stuff, and only let your sickest friends in on the secret that Lucifer Industies is the stupidest way to access the web.
Malone
Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2004-02-14 01:45:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hidden101,
hahahhahahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahaha! this is great because it's poop.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-02-14 01:37:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-02-14 01:22:30 (#)
Ranking: 1
HIDDEN! You really do care!
Malone
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aaaaaahahahahaha
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-02-14 01:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-02-14 01:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yo, Malone! I just added some shit to your website portal. It has to do with "how to lick a girl's bum". If any of you read it, it was mine!
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-02-14 01:22:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
HIDDEN! You really do care!
Malone
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-02-14 01:20:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love everyone.
That's the extacy talking.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-02-14 01:20:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
totally disappointing.
Submitted by hinkle (user info) at 2004-02-14 01:18:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well. That's slightly gross.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-02-14 01:18:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck Valentines day.
Fuck you.
Fuck this entire hemisphere.
And the other one.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-02-14 01:11:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As Robert Duvall would say in one of his shitty movie: "Give me an amen !"
Submitted by NavyJester (user info) at 2004-02-14 01:10:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Susan...?! Please refer to my post 'Sorry, My Mistake'
Interesting shit.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-02-14 01:09:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck the happy couples and their stupid candy and roses. i hope they fucking choke.
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Asleep at the switch! I wasn't asleep! I was drunk!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Vigilante
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-02-14 01:07:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good ol' revenge on the happy couples, Hidden.