happy valentines day me! (387 hits)
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Submitted by <crispy> (View user info) at 2004-02-14 16:46:17 EST
hey you, yes me... i just wanted let you know what a great person you are and that i really appreciate the things you do every day to make me smile.
thanks for showing me all that porn and letting you masturbate each day that we spend together. i know sometimes we drink too much or stay up too late doing way too much cocaine together, but i still love you for who i am... me. i am me, and so are you, me. tell you what, you know how you like to have those really dirty thought about that one girl? well, go ahead, have 'em. that's it...
...ok, stop it. so, what can i get you to eat on this special day? pizza? oh, silly... that's all you ever want! ok, besides a really good blowjob, and we know there are some things we just can't give ourselves everything! that would spoil the fun! speaking of fun, how fun was talking to her last night and getting the "just friends" bullshit right after doing a few lines together? i won't be sarcastic with you, it was gay. so is she, so it's cool... but damn is she cute. ok, back to dirty thoughts....
....ok, ok... so, i was daydreaming about me sleeping in with me tomorrow morning. what do ya say? i know it would be so much nicer waking up with some warm girl's butt pressed up against you and all.... remember last weekend? passing out in your friends living room? wasn't that awesome??! ok, so i don't actually remember passing out, but we have to admit waking up and drinking all morning was a blast.... don't we? you can be so cynical sometimes. sorry, didn't mean to get negative on valentines day. here's a flower. oh, you silly, that's no flower, that's a cigarette! even better!! yay! it's like some suicide pact without the confusing pact part.
ah, soothing nicotine... psst, hey me... i love you. really, i do. you crack me up. let's go get some pizza and mastubate!
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Submitted by danifestmestiny (user info) at 2004-02-14 20:13:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"let's go get some pizza and mastubate!"
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
...Just another Saturday.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-02-14 17:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me laugh out loud. I love it!