Are you thinking what I think you're thinking? (951 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -1.36 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by aswicked (View user info) at 2004-02-14 22:13:39 EST
I hold you in my hand. Hard, juicy, and gooey inside. But it's late and I don't know if I'm really up to it. It might take a long time to finish.
Time elapse: 1 minute
I still can't decide. You look really yummy, but my jaw will be numb afterwards. The grip I hold on you is almost enough to break you. I don't want to do that. I might not be able to enjoy you when I finally make up my mind.
Tim elapse: 1 more minute.
"HURRY UP!!" I tell myself. If I don't, you'll give in to the strength of my hand and... disappear.
My eyes are still fixed on you. It's like you are hypnotizing me. I can't think anymore! I'm bringing you near my mouth!
...and like a fly, my hand flies you away.
I'm indecisive. Do you belong in my mouth right now, oh tasty one? Or should we just try this another time? Decisions, decisions!
Oh, hell! Fuck this! I'm taking you on!
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Hmmm....you're actually not that bad. I guess lollipops aren't so bad to have at night.
User Reviews
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-02-16 00:30:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nope
Submitted by My_dixie_wrecked (user info) at 2004-02-15 14:18:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Genius.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-02-15 00:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You gave yourself a +1...
You can't even be vain properly.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-02-15 00:31:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope!
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-02-14 23:43:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Aswicked, the gum isn't too gooey, but it's your post, so what goes, goes.
Submitted by ExplodingGopher (user info) at 2004-02-14 23:23:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
It's not even clever...
Submitted by aswicked (user info) at 2004-02-14 23:17:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"...and like a fly, my hand flies you away."
oops. i didn't notice that. there goes your dick, buddy. sorry.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-02-14 23:11:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
'Are you thinking what I think you're thinking?'
If you're thinking that you should be anally-raped by a group of rabid sliverback gorillas then you'd be right.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-02-14 23:07:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"...and like a fly, my hand flies you away."
AHAHAHAHA. Ah, it's really appropriate that this post is about a lollipop; it fucking sucks.
Submitted by aswicked (user info) at 2004-02-14 22:39:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
fabish- it's the kind with the gum in the middle. blowpop. god, even that name sounds dirty.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-02-14 22:37:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My lollipops usually aren't GOOEY in the inside, but I could be using the wrong brand.
Submitted by Nomad (user info) at 2004-02-14 22:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well acctually no...I was thinking about getting head..but...okay....
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-02-14 22:25:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
that was obvious. and stupid
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-02-14 22:18:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hahahahahahahahahahahaha! nice job, kwin!
yes, i was thinking what you thought i was thinking.
-rhiannon