All women should be bisexual (2083 hits)
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Submitted by ~JP (View user info) at 2004-02-15 00:15:52 EST
I literally have nothing better to do tonight, so here goes. Props to iddqd for the list of Uberposts, so here goes one of his ideas...
1) No guy will be mad if you cheat on him with another girl. If my girl tells me she slept with another guy, she's gotta find a new place to stay. If she just slept with another girl, kudos to her. I know how hard it is to get a woman in bed, so she must be good. Basically girls, you're opening up your options to fuck as many different chicks as you want while maintaining a relationship. What could be better?
2) It doubles your options. Right now (straight) girls, you're only looking at about 49% of the population. You go bi, and you can be looking anywhere from 75-100%, depending on how many girls read this post. Now come on, you're always looking for that emotional connection, and you're a hell of a lot more likely to find it in a woman. Sorry to disappoint, but you've been right all along, all us guys want is to be between your legs. Now you can have the best of both worlds, and men finally get a well deserved respite from pretending to care.
3) You're already less homophobic than men, why not bring it to the next level? Everyone knows that women are physically much closer to each other than men. A handshake is about all you see guy-to-guy (and thank God for that), but girls are huggy-touchy-feely with each other. Rather than making us act like that towards you in public, why don't you just continue your girl-girl trends? Certainly won't hurt you, but it'll sure make us happy, which brings me to my most important point:
4) Entertainment for guys. C'mon, you can't deny us this. We buy you flowers and candy and stuffed animals and houses and cars and everything, and all we ask for is sex in return. Now you can pay us back for everything we give you.
So girls, instead of buying flowers for your man, just fuck another chick, then describe it in detail to him. Hell, include him too.
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Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-02-15 02:15:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No.
All bisexuals should be women.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Submitted by Snipa (user info) at 2004-02-15 01:52:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thats why I only fuck sheep
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2004-02-15 01:40:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
im afraid i have to disagree: if my girl cheats on me in any way, its still cheating. also, being with a bisexual girl doubles your chances of losing her to someone else. dont assume you can speak for everyone
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-02-15 00:28:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
With bisexual girls, however, you have DOUBLE the chance of them cheating on you!
Submitted by hinkle (user info) at 2004-02-15 00:28:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And all guys should be queer. Men... *sigh*