The Therapeutic Element (862 hits)
Category: Quotes & StoriesRating: 0.61 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by K.M (View user info) at 2004-02-16 02:59:33 EST
One thing that truly boggles my mind about this site is how refreshing, supportive, and loving it can be. No matter how down a person is, no matter how terrible a post they have created, you guys are always right there to give them a little shot in the shoulder, and a good ole "cheer up, bucko". Just as a testament to such a supportive, beautiful assortment of people, I compiled a short list which best exemplifies how touching and lovable you truly are.
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Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2004-01-02 16:03:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
In your case, perhaps suicide is the answer.
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-10-16 03:27:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
I really want to staple you to death.
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A few minutes later:
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2003-10-16 03:39:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
It's not 'impossiable' [to staple you to death} shitface. It would just take a very long time. I would enjoy the hours of pain and suffering you would have to endure before you go insane and/or bleed to death. Actually, I would probably build some sort of stapling contraption that would perpetually spike your body and automatically reload whenever the staples ran out. Then I could have a few beers, use your face as a footrest, and watch you quiver and cringe at the incessant pokes while I laugh maniacally
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-02-06 00:22:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you choke.
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Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-16 03:58:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you lose your legs in a horrific accident
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Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-02-06 02:21:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
It's an amazing thing how many times people on here order the poster to go off and kill themselves because of shitty posts. This observation has nothing to do with this post, just came to mind reading the responses. However, in response to this post I'd have to recommend to the poster that you drink 3 cups of bleach and then swallow 7 Tbs. of baking soda followed by a small glass of orange juice. I don't know what will happen if you do this, but you should have just then killed yourself.
Malone
Lucifer Industries LLC
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See, now isn't that truly special? You guys should be motivational speakers, or at least suicide help line operators. I never cease to be impressed with your kindness and unmitigated tolerance for those unlike you.
But that isn't where it stops. Not only are you guys gifted in the virtues of tolerance, patience, diplomacy, and friendship, you are also expert literary critics. You often provided your expertise, free of charge, as you mentored those less gifted in the ways of the printed word.
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Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-02-12 01:25:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
I've "noticed" that you like to "use quotes" a "lot" and I wanted to "tell" you that it get "very" annoying.
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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-02-12 08:29:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
"In any case, I'm not ignorant or oblivious"
If you thought anyone would like or care about this post, then yes, you are.
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-02-16 01:07:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
Cunt.
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Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2004-02-11 11:52:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
I really hope you were drunk or high when you wrote this. If not, have yourself neutered...I'll even pay for it. Just don't pollute the gene pool anymore. The wheel is still turning but the hamster is dead...
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Submitted by U-Dog (user info) at 2004-02-10 20:38:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey it's me, U-Dog. You suck.
(in response to http://www.ubersite.com/m/25306)
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Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-02-12 00:41:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
thats too deep for me, man.
(in response to http://www.ubersite.com/m/25403)
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Can you feel the love? It's almost tangible.
I would like to end this little shindig with a personal favorite of mine. If I had to pick one quote, one solitary utterance that best exemplifies the ambiance of love that this site radiates, it would have to that which follows.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-02-12 10:45:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is a load of ganked bullshit. Post something original. And by "post something original," I mean pour yourself a nice, tall glass of mercury, you mindless, worthless fucker.
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Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2004-03-04 14:05:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've give you a +2 for mentioning me.
-1 for being a whiner.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-02-24 01:44:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-02-16 13:43:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Lisa just needs to get laid, that's all. \
VERY TRUE.. you are funny guy you are K.M.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-02-17 01:44:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
These negative two's weren't off of my own posts, they were just off of random ones.
And that is right, quartermain... just walk away.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-02-17 01:34:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, I forgot I even gave you that review. Even though I hate hate posts, I do love a good list of hate reviews. Good work.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-02-17 01:34:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A wise man once said to me 'Do not argue with children or morons. They will drag you dwon to their level and beat you with experience'
I'm going to take his advice.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-02-17 01:27:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think that at this point, it is fairly obvious to any casual observer you are a complete and utter dumbass. This is what I mean when I mentioned that you lacked a sense of humor.
"Then you post something else whiny to point out how unfairly you're treated around here and how we're all not worthy of your genius. "
This post was a collection of funny minus twos. I am sorry that you absolutely failed to recognize the humor in that. I think that it is sad that you could not see through the thinly veiled absurdity in this narration of this post. It had nothing to do with "me not being treated fairly" or "how you are not worthy of my genius". Where, pray tell, Quartermain, did you get that idea? Where, in this entire post, do you see any indication of the things you accuse me of?
How fucking retarded, can you possibly be?
I am sorry that you are having such a hard time over there... I really am. I am not sure if you are just lying out of your ass in order to band together support for your petty little objection, or if you are, in fact, genuinely mentally handicapped.
For some reason I think it is some sort of combination of both these scenarios.
Have a nice night, Q-man. I hope that someday, somewhere, you will redeem yourself for the potent travesty against intelligent thought that you committed here today.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-02-17 01:02:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I am fairly well supplied with both, thanks for your concern.
I'm merely pointing out that you tend to follow a pattern. First you post something you know will piss people off, rile them up or will be just generally unpopular.
Then, when people give you the negative attention that the previous post was designed to elict, you whine and bitch about how the 'Uber-clique' is picking on you and that its all a great conspiracy to keep everyone else (read:you)downtrodden.
Then you post something else whiny to point out how unfairly you're treated around here and how we're all not worthy of your genius.
It's negative attention and strife you want, make a shirt that says 'Marines Are Pussies' and rent-boy your way down to Quantico. You'll get all you want there.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-02-16 21:20:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What is it that I am whining about? I just found the best -2's and compiled them together. If I did not include you, Quartermain, it is because you lack a lot of things. A penis, for one, but also a sense of humour.
Please, go fuck yourself, and thanks for comin' out.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-02-16 19:21:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You do continue to find things to whine about don't you? If you're not careful, someone will mistake you for a little girl with a skinned knee.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-02-16 13:43:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lisa just needs to get laid, that's all.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-02-16 12:18:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-02-16 12:14:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
most redeeming part = you quoting lisa, saying she most exemplifies uber blah blah blah, and then her rejecting you. hahaha
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-02-16 11:09:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Humph.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-02-16 10:57:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the Lisa quote
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-02-16 09:37:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hehehehehe.
That's why I love uber.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-02-16 09:28:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
only a +1 cause its been done before.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-02-16 08:24:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Great job copying and pasting, dipshit.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-02-16 07:54:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Was the point to make me laugh? Cause I did.
Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2004-02-16 05:30:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Usted sorbe el pene negroe grande. Jodiendo cum contenedor,
espero que usted muera cuando el doctor jode bombeando su estómago.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-02-16 04:35:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You fail to understand that ubersite is where computer nerds from all over the world can come together in one place and act total badass.
It's the only place we can!
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-16 04:07:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 because you forgot me. It's okay though, I forgive you.
-Sideburns
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-02-16 03:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I love you! Thanks for pointing all of this out. Can you guess what my recommendation to you would be for all this? I can just imagine...
Malone
Lucifer Industries LLC