"You's a fiesty little white boy ain't cha?" (994 hits)
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Submitted by Kris <kittykat584.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-16 13:32:30 EST
100% true story:
Last night I get off work about 11:00, decided to go out have a few drinks with some friends. One of the guys I went out with is named Steve. We're all sitting around drinking a couple of beers, when this huge black guy walks by our table and saya something about "stupid cracka."
Well, apparently Steve took this comment personally, he stood up, words were exchanged. Finally it got to the point where an offer was made to "take it outside." Now Steve is 6'1, 180lbs. The black guy was about 6'6, 300lbs. Steve is also has a black belt in karate. As he was walking out of the bar, he turned back to look at me and said, "I'm a black belt, I think I can take care of myself." Ah, famous last words.
Well there was no way I was gonna miss this, so I followed them out to watch. What happend next was the funniest thing I've ever seen. I guess Steve figured he better just give it all he had in the very begining to avoid getting hit by this guy, the guy was HUGE. All of a sudden, Steve lets out with four or five hits to the face, then a does a roundhouse kick to the head. Now any other guy would be on the ground, out for the count. The black guy leans over, spits out a tooth, looks up, smiles and says, "You's a fiesty little white boy ain'tcha? I like my white boys fiesty."
Steve got the shit kicked out of him.
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Submitted by DerivableZero (user info) at 2005-04-09 16:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This reminds me of a song by the early nineties band "The Refreshments"...
So this big old guy comes up to me
And says Skinny white boy
I don't like the way you look at my girlfriend
What an ugly thing to say
I say don't flatter yourself
I don't think that much of your girlfriend
So that big old guy socks me in the nose
I fall on my back and get blood on my clothes
He says Yeah skinny white boy
What do you think about that
I say it doesn't change much
I still don't think much of your girlfriend
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-20 23:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny. Nice post.
Submitted by Sniper-Wolf (user info) at 2004-02-16 23:23:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done! Any story involving a white guy getting his ass kicked by a black guy or a hispanic is fine by me!
Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2004-02-16 18:32:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Good story. Short and to the point. Kinda like me. Anyway, I once was
privy to a fight happening in the front seats of my (back in my hippy
days) 1967 VW bus. A white guy was beating the black out of this homosexual
negro fella for interrupting our joint smoking. Halfway through the
pummeling, the white drifter turns to me and asks if he could take a slug
off of my mountain dew.
I handed him the soft drink, he took a good drink, then proceeded with the
bashing. Yes, people do say odd things on occasion during critical moments.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-02-16 17:06:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
why do people always say such strange things in fights?
something similar happened to me once. only fight i've ever lost- the guy was about 100lbs heavier than me. i really didn't think i was going to win this one, but i got the first few hits in, and it looked like i had this one. i gave him an elbow to the temple. dangerous to open yourself up like that, but effective if you can pull it off. then, he just kind of stood there, stunned. i guess i got him real good. so, not wasting any time, i figure it will only take a couple punches to knock him out, seeing as how he's already dazed. so i give him two good punches and he doesn't go down. instead, he shakes it off, looks at me, and smiles. i'm saying in my mind "....FUCK." the guy gives me two good punches to the head and i'm fighting to stay up. then he gives me one more punch and i'm on the ground.
i'm sticking to fighting guys closer to my size.
Submitted by Beren (user info) at 2004-02-16 17:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Further evidence that the gene pool needs chlorine.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-02-16 16:58:57 EST (#)
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Why in the hell would you announce that you were a black belt? It costs the all important element of surprise. He should lose his rank for being a dumb ass. Actually, in all likelihood if he's in a nationally recognized system, he could lose his rank for getting his dumb ass into a bar fight.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-02-16 16:57:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is funny shit.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-02-16 16:44:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hahahaha funny stuff.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-02-16 16:41:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
'twas ok
Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2004-02-16 16:13:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
concise and funny
Submitted by GreenGiant (user info) at 2004-02-16 16:09:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
funny, but too short
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-02-16 16:00:02 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-02-16 14:11:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't help but admire the white kids though. Fictional or not, it's still bad ass that kicked buddy in the face.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-02-16 14:06:48 EST (#)
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God invented guns for a reason.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-02-16 14:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHHAAHHAAHHA.
this has to be the post the day.. VERY FUNNY.. that's great..
+5000 points
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-02-16 14:05:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh the darkies and their double standards.
Submitted by ZeroSignal (user info) at 2004-02-16 14:03:57 EST (#)
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holy shit
+1 because it could have been better
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-02-16 13:59:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wrong rating
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-02-16 13:59:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I really wish you would have put a ton more effort into this, but it was still cool.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-02-16 13:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Azriel (user info) at 2004-02-16 13:53:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Baby back baby back baby back ribs!
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-02-16 13:49:03 EST (#)
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Ha.....
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-02-16 13:48:39 EST (#)
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I like my white boys feisty, too.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-16 13:36:24 EST (#)
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AHAHAHAHA!
I can make so many jokes about this, but I'll leave it alone.
-Sideburns