My First attempt at poetry for you guys to -2! Whee! (588 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.16 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Wickedriser =] (View user info) at 2004-02-17 20:07:46 EST
The Bathroom.
Some come here
to sit and think,
and write upon the walls.
I come here
to shit and stink,
and scratch my hairy balls.
The End.
i love you all,
-dan
(When I got done.. I found it to be funny, so whatever.)
User Reviews
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-02-18 11:22:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it was amusing
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2004-02-17 22:51:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oooh...this one too...
There once was a lady from Juction
who was very good at seduction
but she had such a big rack
that it broke her back
and now she needs a reduction
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2004-02-17 22:43:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
your poetry sucks...its not funny...this one is, though:
"Helen Keller's pussy grew tight,
As she rubber her clit later at night
she tickled that gland
with just her left hand
and silently moaned with the right"
Im evil...get used to it...bitches
Submitted by danifestmestiny (user info) at 2004-02-17 22:26:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you for having the same name as me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-02-17 21:33:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Shakespeare*
And he wrote in Iambic Pentameter, so wrong again."
Who cares...you get the point brainy.
Submitted by wags <wagnera.at.kayellvic.com.au> at 2004-02-17 21:28:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this is just a bastardisation of the age old classic.
"some come here to sit and think.
some come here to shit and stink.
i come here to scratch my balls
and read the bullshit on the walls"
at least be fuckin orginal.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-02-17 21:16:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
come on people, its a classic
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-02-17 21:12:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-02-17 20:43:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoa Shakespear
Sorry for you
But I fear
This deserves -2"
Shakespeare*
And he wrote in Iambic Pentameter, so wrong again.
Submitted by Wickedriser (user info) at 2004-02-17 21:05:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HEY! i can defend myself on the -.98 thing.. Christ spammed my first one... and it averaged out to a -1.54 or something.. so it isnt exactly accurate.. but i still suck.. and nice poems by the way.
i love you all,
-dan
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-17 21:01:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, Uberusers know -.98
For an average rating isn't great.
Most people look at you and push you aside.
Because you suck so much... commit suicide.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-02-17 20:43:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoa Shakespear
Sorry for you
But I fear
This deserves -2
Submitted by Wickedriser (user info) at 2004-02-17 20:27:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
shit.. this poem sucks.
what was this guy thinking?
(reads name of author)....fuck.
-dan
HEY! I SUCK! WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE!
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-17 20:20:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sometimes when I start to sneeze,
Something happens that doesn't please,
Because when I say achoo,
I get a fart too.
-Sideburns
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-02-17 20:17:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude this has never been done before.
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-02-17 20:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
With pleasure.