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Submitted by Fleadh <fleadh1.at.eircom.net> (View user info) at 2004-02-18 08:20:26 EST


No way. Im not doing it with random ugly japanese men and incontinent old guys and sad rednecks.

I could be a male stripper but I dont have a good physique, Im not particularly good looking and I cant dance...

Hmmmm......

Anyway....

Ciaran
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So does this mean you would be willing to do it with attractive japanese men, happy rednecks and old men who are in control of their bodily functions?

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Yes.. I Like japanese men. I like to lie them nakid and play the full metal jacket tune on their bellies while getting them to pretend to be a girl and say "love you long time GI" over and over


I Like happy rednecks. While Im french kissing them I like to run my hands through their mullets. I especially like to let them get drunk and kick the crap out of me while telling me they love me but I Just annoy them Sooooo much. I always forgive them.


Old men who are in control of their bodily functions are the best. You can do anything you want to them and they are to weak and old to complain. The incontinence only applies of you want to teke them down the back ally. Every once in a while they die mid anal, which is great cos its kinda the same feeling as when a girl comes.

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I wrote this but never posted it on that particular forum cos some people unsurprisingly have soemthing called taste. This is completly tasteless, especially the old guy dying bit. I sometimes wonder about my nental health. The point of this post? none really. I just had to post the reply somewhere and you guys are gonna tell me I was right not to post it, or tell me to die, whichever. Smoochies


Ciaran







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Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-02-18 09:08:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

hilarious

Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-02-23 10:40:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I bet you think this is funny. It isn't. Get back to your till and get me a Big Mac.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-02-18 12:11:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

well, i hope you learned your lesson

Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-02-18 11:39:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Why? Fucked if I know.

On academic boards I post on usually I write such responses and then delete them and write something innane and bland. I Just felt a need to post it, somewhere, anywhere. What I actually typed as a reply on the other board was:
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yes it does


Ciaran
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So this post was for me to save an innane ramble from binary oblivion.
Im Just pissed at myself cos I had a + rating before this bombshell.

Ciaran



Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-18 09:54:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Why?

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-02-18 09:49:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

?

Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-02-18 09:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yea..I should have but didnt.

Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-02-18 08:35:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"The point of this post? none really."

That's why you should have stopped.

Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-02-18 08:30:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't get it.


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