COCKBLOCKED AGAIN: request air support pronto asap (511 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 2 on 4 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by citizenabovesuspicion (View user info) at 2004-02-18 17:56:06 EST
location: Kuala Lumpur
When you get some free time this afternoon, go into your study and locate your most updated set of Encyclopedia Britanica. Now, open the 'C's and peruse at your leisure until you come across "cockblock". Ah yes there it is. In diagram A you see me chatting up a nicely tanned French dive student. Great. But now look at diagram B: who is that ponytailed rogue in the PADI shirt firmly wedged between me and aforementioned French girl you ask? Damn those dive instructors and their vast oceanic knowledge.
The Perhintian Islands are behind me now, sadly. That place was a real slice of paradise. I wont bore you with the details but everyday was diving (wrecks and reef), kayaking, snorkeling, hiking, turtles, sharks, rays, lizards, frogs in the toilet, lagoons, sunsets, Malaysian babycakes, bootleg vodka, barbeques. I smoked weed a few times because they have the death penalty here in Malaysia-- you dont really get high, just extremely paranoid. The people I was with would smoke a joint and then argue for half an hour about who had to carry around the stash. Fearing a bust, one guy buried the weed in the sand and it took an hour for these jackasses to relocate it.
Im in Kuala Lampur-- got in late last night; this city is really big and a bit of a madhouse. Not many "white people". Look it up on the map. Im back to clutching the manpurse. Oh, and the mustache is gone. For some reason alot more women are talking to me now. Superficial biatches. Forget racial discrimination, lets get to the real shit: mustache discrimination. Its everywhere-- every country, every city, maybe even your own home or workplace.
Hang on to your Ego,
Private Nudibranch
poontang special ops.
User Reviews
Submitted by MistressSarah (user info) at 2004-02-18 21:00:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-02-18 18:43:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Private Nudibranch
poontang special ops.
that alone got this a +2
-------------------------------------------------------------
ditto
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-02-18 20:00:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.....
U R NOT SOFA KING WE TODD IT
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-02-18 18:43:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Private Nudibranch
poontang special ops.
that alone got this a +2
Submitted by tardbacon (user info) at 2004-02-18 18:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
how cool would it be to die for weed? don't answer that.