I love Frank (521 hits)
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Submitted by <wagnera.at.kayellvic.com.au> (View user info) at 2004-02-18 20:14:02 EST
I love Frank, Frank is probalby my best friend in the entire world. Franks the only person that really understands me, he's always there to listen when i've had a hard day, and he can be very good at relaxing me. Every night i sleep with Frank by my side and every morning when i wake up Frank is there, he's always eager to start the day and he helps motivate me to get out of bed. I think Frank might be snorting something while i'm asleep, because in the mornings when i wake up Frank always seems bigger and stronger, and he has a bit of a coke head attitude, he feels like he could just kick down the wall to leave the room, because doors are overrated. Strange.
I've known Frank all my life, he's always been there, through thick and thin. He's usually a very good influence, he always leads me in right direction when he's up for a bit of fun... in fact Frank does quite alot of my thinking for me. Although, when we're drunk Frank can often have some devastating errors in judgement.
Franks a skin head, he has no religion and therefor feels that there is no reaon not to be a skin head. He's big and strong and often gets us both into fights, usually over some fine skirt. But for all his short comings, Frank is still my favourite guy in whole fuckin world. I could never live without Frank, if he ever left me i'd probably end it all in the most creative fashion possible.
I love Frank, most of the time when my eyes glaze over and i'm dazed out and lost in thought, I'm thinking about Frank, and all the things i'd like to do with him...yes i love Frank, I love him more than life itself.
... I can't remember what made me decide to name my penis Frank.
User Reviews
Submitted by MistressSarah (user info) at 2004-02-18 22:04:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I guessed the ending before I finished reading the first paragraph. Doesn't quite seem original.
Submitted by wags (user info) at 2004-02-18 21:03:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i like stories
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-02-18 21:00:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice. But predictable.
Welcome to Uber, and may you grow to be more than you are.
(this is not a smart ass comment, only something I came up
with on the spur of the moment to sound something like a
chinese blessing)
Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2004-02-18 21:00:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-02-18 20:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha... Raimee loves the cock.
Film at 11.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-02-18 20:58:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome Wags.
Welcome Wagon.
...What???
Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2004-02-18 20:25:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love him to!
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-02-18 20:23:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Eh, saw it coming (HAH) the first paragraph. A less leading rwrite and you've got something.....
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