Research and Caffeine - Part 1 (447 hits)
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Submitted by Tastycat <guysmily00.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-18 23:04:08 EST
I hate doing research papers. Probably the worst thing in school for me, so I put them off. I always end up doing them last minute.
But this post isn't about that. This is about the adventures I have had while hopped up on caffeine. Actually, it's not that either. Part 2 will be, but I need to go crash now. Here is a picture to make up for writing a shitty post for no reason.
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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-02-18 23:50:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by ruggles (user info) at 2004-02-18 23:22:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't ever self-deprecate your own post. Its pathetic. You are weak and have nothing to say.
Since you have wasted this post, I will now use some of your space. First of all, "adventures hopped up on caffeine (sic)"...real fucking interesting. It's the nineties man, and caffine adventures just don't cut it these days. You know what man, I think all adventure stories re: coke boozemethamphetamine hookers drinking spiritus polish vodka are deader than dead man. The great drug tales started with Keruouac, Burrows, etc., Hunter Thompson, and died with Richard Pryor and Bill Hicks. So, caffine tales? No. fuck that.
I don't get the Hitler with the Jolt can. there is no Jolt dictatorship. who even drinks that shit. You could put a Starbucks cup in his hand and that would make more sense, but you can't write about Starbucks ruling the world. Because its been done a thousand times over, because its very unoriginal. Anti-Starbucks propaganda is so fucking '99 man, the topic finished by the release of Fight Club. Hitler is not funny.
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-02-18 23:12:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I really don't care what rating I get. I was high on coffee when I started writing this, and I had to stop because I came crashing down.
Sorry I guess.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-18 23:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 because the idea that anyone drank Jolt Cola is funny.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-18 23:09:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I KNOW you didn't write this thinking that you were going to get +2's straight up and down the board. I also know that you didn't write this NOT expecting to get -2's all the way down.
I'll humor you with a +1 because I'm feeling giving... just hope everyone else is.
-Sideburns
Submitted by Ace (user info) at 2004-02-18 23:08:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The picture is also shitty.