Bum ass experience (563 hits)
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Submitted by <wagnera.at.kayellvic.com.au> (View user info) at 2004-02-19 01:04:06 EST
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this is in the same light as ^, by the great Bart.
A little story about the Bum whos ass i licked, but being the thick piece shit i often am and having a mouth that gets me in more trouble than it's worth, i didn't just lick the bums ass, i pretty much went the full rim job with reach around.
I was at a relatively small gathering a few years back when i was in high school. There was about ten of us sitting around, at the time i was doing manditory volunteer (go figure) work for my school. For the notsovolunteer work I had to go to a centre for tarfds once a week and kick balls at them and whatch them giggle (it was supposed to brighten their lives, and they did legitimately seem to enjoy the company that came with havin a ball kicked at your head). Anywho so i started talking about these downeys and how they were so fuckin lucky, because life was so simple. I mean c'mon all they have to do is run around giggling and drooling, they could sleep all day if they wanted to ( a personal passion of mine) and they're so fuckin easily amused it would be almost impossible to get bored.
Any way after having said about this much to the select group we were in the room went strangely silent and people started ominously clearing their throats and such. Hmmm how quaint, thought i and continued on my merry way comparing tards to dogs and such, in how they just have it too easy and how incredibly jealous i was.
At this point the dude next to me started to dig me in the ribs. "fuck dude" said i and once more started rambling about those fuckin lucky bloody mongs.
After about 2 more minutes of this, one particular fellow could take the akwardness no more and piped up with a cheery "dude...shut the fuck up". Again wags the gallant genius went on the defense, all kinds of like "what? I'm not saying anything offensive! i really think spastics have more fun, they always seem to be happy".
At this point one of the chicks piped up with "My brother has downsyndrome you fucking asshole"...oh how my heart skipped several beats and the sweat did form on my stupid fuckin brow. Apparently i didn't need to envy downs, i was one.
Now any sane person would be smart enough at this point to apologise, shut the fuck up and go out for a smoke to gather their thoughts. Uh Uh, not I, in a stroke of genius, my way of correcting the situation was to continue, but directing it at the chick. "Sorry, i didn't mean any offense by it, but mon...uh ment....uh, people inflicted with downsyndrome are genuinely always happy, they don't seem to lead particularly stressfull lives". Now about 5 people in chorus chimed in with "DUDE...SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"...thankfully i did.
mmmmmm Bum ass.
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Submitted by wags (user info) at 2004-02-19 17:03:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck me, there's some god damn grammar nazi's in this hole. Anal retentive wankers, and koolmang you fucktard, apologise is spelt correctly, you fuckin yanks are the pricks who started spellin that shit with a z, I speak English, and given the name, i'm gonna speak it the way the English do.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-02-19 03:21:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You didn't lick a bum's ass there. Buuuuut I have to say the story wasn't a complete waste of my time.
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Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-02-19 03:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's not licking a bum's ass, that's just being a dumbfuck.
Not to mention this post was hard to get through. It was all rambling, bad spelling, terrible grammar and horrid sentence structure.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-02-19 02:13:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
piece shit
manditory
tarfds
whatch
apologise
stressfull
Not even I make spelling errors. Go to school more often, and beat these so-called "Mongs".
Submitted by Ace (user info) at 2004-02-19 01:13:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You should have made it up to her fucking her. Doggy style. In that same room. While everyone watched.
Yeah, that would have made for a better post...
But its all good.