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My fucking 'Ass - its your fucking 'Ass too dude! (429 hits)

Category: Sound & Music

Rating: -1.75 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by drky <drky.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-19 09:58:27 EST

Spike's back!!!

That motherfucker!

That hairy loud ball of insolent fucking anger that we all love so much.

What a bastard though!! He's supposed to be away for almost another month yet.
Last night half way through band practice! There he is, walking in out of the blue. I mean WHAT THE FUCK!!!

You rang me two days ago dude! You said you were in Malaysia! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
You were at home pretending! You complete and utter bastard!!!
I love this man - i mean don't get me wrong i'm not gay in the slightest but i LOVE this man.

Spike. The biggest ego you've ever met, a heart the same size to match! The most aggressive person you've ever met, the muscles to match! The craziest fucking loudest motherfucker you've ever met, the voice to match!
This man is my brother! My singer! My fucking saviour!

SIX FUCKING MONTHS DUDE!!!

ITS BEEN SIX FUCKING MONTHS MAN! You've been to Oz, NZ, Thailand, Japan, Malaysia and god knows where else! You've ridden elephants and danced on the tables in an Aussy bar when england beat Oz in the rugby and you were the only fucking pommy there!

So now we've got our singer back! I can't wait to gig! I can't wait til saturday and the shindig at mine for his return. I can't wait to spend as much time with this inspiring motherfucker that i can.

Spike, My saviour!


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Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-08-17 09:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What....what...just HAPPENED?
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-17 09:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I bet if you took his dick out of your mouth, you could sing better too.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-08-17 09:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Thanks
Submitted by drky (user info) at 2004-08-17 09:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

aha
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-02-19 11:36:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Huh?

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