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Submitted by Tony Montana <deenw.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-19 19:40:27 EST


Spot the trend:

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-02-16 21:19:01 (#)
..."it's just not the same Ubersite that i used to love. people say there's a clique mentality, but to me, it was just good comeraderie about a year ago..."

Submitted by Matt Maiorano (View user info) at 2004-02-16 20:35:31
Remember When Ubersite Had Less Than 6000 Users? (473 hits)

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-02-17 17:24:08 (#)
"This site used to have a lot more life to it but has since died down. I think the high point for me was when JoeAverage was posting (haven't seen anything from him in over a month, maybe he died)."


Did you spot it? Good...NOW STOP LIVING IN THE GODDAMN PAST

More and more I hear people bitching in some whiny nostalgic tone about how wonderful Ubersite used to be back when it had less than 5000 people, or before all the idiots came and ruined everything. Well ubersite is well over 5000 people and unless Bart decides to go Pol Pot and start a mass ubercide, then that's the way things are going to be. No amount of your incessant griping will change that.

Change is inevitable, it in itself is the only constant in life. It was bound to happen here at ubersite. And the only real significant change that happened here at ubersite is that the number of users has increased, and as a result so has the number of posts. And I think the main reason many people are pissed is not because of all the "stupid posts" they claim are clogging up the front page, but rather that their own shitty posts no longer get the immediate credit and adulation they are accustomed to having....in other words they have to work harder to achieve the same amount of success. ACCEPT IT. Competition has, if anything, enriched this site. Granted there are myriad examples of morons posting bullshit for shock value, but the posts that make it through the clutter of crap and nonsense are some of the most heart-warming, side-splittingly humorous, thought-provoking, and well-written things I have ever seen. This includes several users who have over a 5000+ rating.

You people ranting and raving about how you wish things were more like the past...take a good look at yourself...you sound like old geriatric folk complaining about how teenagers play their music too damn loud and how things were so much nicer in the 50's. You people and your endless battle with change and evolution are the same sort of folk that have historically been the roadblocks to progress.

You are the same people that thought Mark Twain's writing is inappropriate and his works should be burned.

You are the same people that wanted to kill Galileo for saying the world was round.

You are the same people that thought it was a bad idea to grant women the right to vote.

You are the same people responsible for the Salem witchcraft trials of the late 1600's, crying out "witch" against Jane Goodwyfe because the rest of the herd was doing so.

You are the same people that thought Martin Luther King was just another nigger (He expects us to judge people by the content of their character and not the color of their skin?? Now what in tarnation kind of fucked up logic is that?).

You are John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, and James Earl Ray rolled into one human being.

If it weren't for herd mentality, you people would just be a flock of headless chickens.

Post Script: Oh and I can already predict some dimwitted moron rating this a -2 and saying "true, there are a lot of great users with an id over 5000...but you're not one of them." Well I beat you to it, bitch, so please feel free to suppress your gag reflex and let deez nuts rest on your tonsils.




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Submitted by Steven_Jenkins (user info) at 2004-09-18 02:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Serving up another round...

Submitted by Thejudge (user info) at 2004-09-18 01:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Keep it up.

Submitted by anti-tony_IV (user info) at 2004-09-18 00:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I can do this forever, Tony. You are a punk ass. Go ahead and send 15 people my way. I think it's funny. You are not creative, you suck. Your website sucks. Your friends suck.

So for every -2 I get from someone I will assume is one of your mindless lackeys, I will -2 you 5 times.




Submitted by Anti-TonyIII (user info) at 2004-09-17 23:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fucking -2 Die, dick!

Submitted by Tony_Montana_Sux_Dick (user info) at 2004-09-17 22:56:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

For every -2 you give, I will give you 5. You like this game? So do I.

Submitted by Anti--Tony (user info) at 2004-09-17 22:28:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You suck dick.

Submitted by AntiTony (user info) at 2004-09-17 22:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shit

Submitted by Anti-Tony (user info) at 2004-09-15 08:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-15 08:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ok, I'm only doing what you ask.

Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-09-01 03:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-01 02:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

thank you. I couldn't have said it better myself.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen__Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-01 02:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-04-06 16:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

all that fucking profanity!



potty mouth

Submitted by UberMan <uberman.at.ubersite.com> at 2004-04-06 16:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Die Foamy you cunt. +100000

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Im so bad ass, to prove it I will write the word fart 15 straight times! fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart!
I know what your thinking, "but Foamy you only wrote fart 14 times" thats cause I saved one for your moms mouth, BOOM, HOW THE FUCK DO I DO IT
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy

Tony links straws from his ass to his nose and farts out Jay-Z songs

Submitted by Heimdallsman (user info) at 2004-02-25 17:46:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Absolutley valid point, antagonistically presented.

There is only one answer to this constant vet-newbie war. Post good stuff. Ignore the whining.

--HeimdallsMan

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-02-20 01:52:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Here's a +2 for writing my thoughts.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-02-20 01:32:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

What I think he means is that back in the good ol days he didn't have to wade through ten tons of coal to find the occasional diamond. But maybe that's just my interpretation. I can understand a little, simply because when I started lurking a few months ago, there was a lot less crap. There was a lot of crap, true, but still, much less than now. Hell, the first few posts I clicked on, I was like "What the fuck is this shit?" Actually, the only reason I came back was BAW. It showed me that among the crap, there was still some really good stuff to be found. I think it is worth the effort to try new users' posts, because there is still that occasional diamond, or diamond in the rough, even.

Submitted by intellismartness (user info) at 2004-02-20 01:05:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

For those of us who werent around back in the "good old days" as you call them, the posts from those days are still available to read, and a fair number of the better ones made it to "boredatwork", where I am sure the linkage to here arose.

What do you mean no idea?

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:58:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i never said "all users over this number suck."

there are lots of good new people. all i'm saying is that Ubersite isn't as fun for me anymore because it's changed. i didn't say that the change was bad for Ubersite. i just said it's bad for me because i don't enjoy it anymore. i posted your number because it signifies that you weren't around in the days when i really enjoyed Ubersite, so you wouldn't understand.

Submitted by intellismartness (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ive gotten some pretty negative threats with little to no explanation, and when i tried to defend myself i was brutally ignored.

Wheres that +3 button when you need it?

Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:52:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:47:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

And before anyone bitches about how I haven't been here very long, let me say this:

1. I lurked for a while before I registered.

2. Most of the users here have been here less than a year, even plenty of the "established" ones.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:38:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Well, I don't give a shit about user numbers. Before anyone goes to look my info up, here it is:

Everything you ever wanted to know about Anansie
User id: 4863
Registered on or around: 2004-01-12 16:06:44
# Messages posted: 10
# Reviews written: 464
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 132
# Hits: 1937
Average rating of all messages: 1.62

I think this post raises some good points. I also find it funny that the "old-timers" are giving it -2's. These are probably some of the same people who post user numbers as insults in their reviews. I see crappy posts get tons of reviews, while good posts by new users get only a few. It makes me want to vomit. I think people would rather get their rocks off insulting the crappy posts than reading a new post by a potentially good user. "Oh, you haven't been around long enough and your number is high, so fuck you, you must not be any good." No, fuck you, my friend, that's bullshit, and you know it, you're just to lazy and/or close-minded to actually invest a bit of your attention span on a new user. But I don't really care. The quality of the reviews matter to me, not the quantity.

"But Anansie, your number is high, you can't possibly understand."

Nor do I want to. I don't want to understand close-mindedness.

+1 because you raised some points I think are valid.

Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:13:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

And for all the griping and bitching about how the "newbies" simply post extremely short, shock filled crap just to get ratings....i see a ton of negative reviews for posts that are deemed too long ("you expect me to read all of that?!"). These newbies are in effect just responding to what a lot of people are clamoring for...shorter posts with more bang for their buck.

Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:12:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

My point is that increased people to the site increases competition...and competition is GOOD. This forces not only new writers to produce good shit to get consistently recognized but it makes older writers step up their game. If it weren't for this competition then people would just settle into a state of complacency and this site would totally suck.



Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-19 23:46:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah, I know that a lot of newbies are coming in (myself included) and posting shit, but you can't get pissed at the whole group. I frankly couldn't care less if people hate all newbies or hate all of them but me. I just don't like to hear about it every day. I don't mind seeing a few well-written nostalgia posts, but it seems there've been an awful lot lately. Maybe it's just me.

Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-02-19 23:40:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

polyamorousaj: thats my point. a lot of these people post crap just to piss us off. this didnt happen every day in the past.

i'll second hidden101's comment.

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-02-19 23:35:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because I was starting to notice that there's a great deal of hypocrisy on this site. For all of the conservative bashing, there sure are a great deal of people who do everything they can to resist change and need to be dragged kicking and screaming out of the past.

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-02-19 23:02:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

piss off

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-02-19 22:58:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

5744

that's why you don't understand.

here's that -2 you asked for.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-19 22:17:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's a 6000+ user who only posts to get -2's.

Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-02-19 22:11:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i'd like to bring the following piece of crap, naturally posted by a 5000+ user, to your attention: http://www.ubersite.com/m/25993

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-19 22:03:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for sticking it to nostalgia.

Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-02-19 21:41:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

the past was better. once we hit 5000, there was a huge surge in the number of crappy posts flooding the front page every day.

im positive 3/5 of the 5000+ers are middle-schoolers who laugh every time someone swears online and have confused this site with some "live journal" craphouse. how bout this: make your own fucking site and stop shitting on this one.


"You are the same people that wanted to kill Galileo for saying the world was round." ...wtf?
yeah, real creative with those quotes. zzzzzzzzz

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-02-19 21:12:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ubersite math:

There aren't any good posters over (x+1).

if x = user's number.



Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-19 21:02:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I read a few posts from PukingDog and Ace...

they both are good posters. PukingDog, my list doesn't prove anything. Think about it, with so many users registering these days, it's hard to find a good writer in a group of new users. With the flood of posts appearing every 2 minutes on the front page, apparently a few of the new good ones can easily slip through the cracks. I'll keep an eye out for your stuff in the future, that is, if you don't turn on me after this comment.


-Sideburns

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-02-19 20:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

minus one simply for the faulty Galileo reference....do your homework and read why he was really put on trial buddy.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-19 20:44:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Okay Sideburns, who's your favorite?


Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2004-02-19 20:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your little list of decent 5000+ posters proves the point of THIS post. You don't know because you don't look...

Submitted by Ace (user info) at 2004-02-19 20:35:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Foolish Sideburns.

I'm the best.

Ya damn skippy.

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-19 20:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Decent 5000+ users:

amusediniraq
polyamorousaj
NavyJester

If I see any more, I'll let you know.



-Sideburns

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-02-19 20:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

WITCH!

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-02-19 20:20:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

*yawns*


















Cunt.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-02-19 20:16:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


I'm not gonna be a complete asshole and -2 you for thinking that my article was 'whiny'. I'm going to assume you just didn't read it, and you're too ignorant to know what you're talking about.

If you actually read my article, you would know that I wasn't living in the past. It was actually mostly a joke, with my idea of a 'Cilfone Virus'. Now that I've relieved you of your ignorance, you can read the article and go fuck yourself. Thanks.

Submitted by Gent (user info) at 2004-02-19 20:09:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-19 20:07:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Enlighten us to the great users over 5000 Tony. I have a few favorites but I want to hear yours.

Submitted by Zyco (user info) at 2004-02-19 20:06:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

"you sound like old geriatric folk complaining about how teenagers play their music too damn loud and how things were so much nicer in the 50's. You people and your endless battle with change and evolution are the same sort of folk that have historically been the roadblocks to progress. "

There was a movie made sorta along the lines of that too, called PleasantVille... if anyone hasn't seen it i suggest you do... anyways, I can't say I agree with what you are saying, but it seems like you really do have a point. I only joined this site last night, and already it looks like it does or once had potential, if it were somehow changed so morons couldn't post useless things.

Submitted by ZeroSignal (user info) at 2004-02-19 19:51:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2004-02-19 19:48:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't know about the second half, but your point is completely valid. Many of us like to write fiction or post our past experiences, spend a lot of time on stuff, only to get 4 reviews.

It kind of drives me crazy, especially when a person can get 30 reviews in an hour and a half on some MILDLY interesting post, just because of who they are.

A lot of the people you are talking about bitch about the quality, but are really just too lazy to find the good new stuff.

Nuff said.

Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2004-02-19 19:45:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"You are the same people that thought it was a bad idea to grant women the right to vote."

==================

women vote now?!!! holy shit. something needs to be done about that.

asshat

-2


Submitted by modusjoe (user info) at 2004-02-19 19:43:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I agree. Fuck them all.


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