Lemon Scented Douche (1109 hits)
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Submitted by STIXS (View user info) at 2004-02-19 22:07:15 EST
Okay...i haven't posted in awhile (maybe for the best), and i want to try out this Random Thing...you know what i mean...Here it goes (maybe this will determine if my absence was good)...
The douche had multiple testicles that were sprouting out beneath the skin; it was ugly, and stank a lot. One day, Sally thought that she smelled too much of fish, so she decided to piss on herself as cologne. Ben came in during this wild and crazy escapade, and exclaimed passionately, "This class is boring. This shit is crazy! What are you doing?!" He was confoozled so he decided to join her. After a while (a long while), Sally ran out of this "cologne," and Ben's supply was dwindling as well.
The story now returns to the alien douche, where he was stuck in class making a new "cologne." He named it "boozwha," like KY jelly, but with more uses...anyways, enough digressing...the douche had completed its supply/arsenal of cologne. He then gave it to Sally and Ben. When they got it, they realized it was great for putting in drinks, so they made some margaritas and drank them like little alcoholics.
They woke the next morning to discover that their livers and kidneys were missing! Both exclaimed passionately, "Oh well, at least we have our brains...or do we...maybe we are out of our minds and some aliens (like the douche) have taken us over. We are probably probed or pregnant or some shit like that." At that very moment, disco lights started flashing out of Ben's ass...but they were just his disco balls...or were they?...THEY WERE! They were disco lights coming out of his disco balls; there were even people dancing! Disco Stu even made a cameo by doing the Running-Man to the greatest song in the whole world "Great Balls of Fire"
~FIN~
User Reviews
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2004-02-19 22:44:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Much better Ace...although i must admit...that generator can come up with good stuff
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-02-19 22:43:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahah, that was funny, +2 cuz ace made me laff.
Submitted by Ace (user info) at 2004-02-19 22:30:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, I just read about it a little while ago and thought I'd give it a try.
Anyway, this post is so shitty, I had to wipe my monitor with toilet paper and spray some air freshener in my room, biatch.
Ya damn skippy.
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2004-02-19 22:29:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
SCREW YOU...In the words of Bloodhound gang
"I hope this helps to clarify,
I hope you die."
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2004-02-19 22:18:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Very clever Ace...way to be original and use the auto negative2 thing...(opera clap)
Submitted by Ace (user info) at 2004-02-19 22:17:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck a piece of shit, you gangrenous orifice licking pubic hair taster.