Upon Yes's advice- How to write a Hate Post (740 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.25 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Mac (View user info) at 2004-02-19 23:14:02 EST
Apologies to everyone for the five million posts, but I've been having extreme technical difficulties tonight. Anyhow, here it is again-
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Disclaimer- this post was written for the sole intention of mocking reallybored, not only in retaliation for his WillZone hate post- http://www.ubersite.com/m/25961 (You're my boy Zone!), but also for the reason that all of my creative energy is derived from my extreme hatred for him.*
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When it comes to writing hate posts, the possibilities are endless. There's no limit to what you can say to verbally assault the object of your hatred. "Yo Momma" jokes are always a fail safe plan if you're an unoriginal bastard. On the other hand, if you're more creative, you can write a degrading poem or song. Then of course there's always the ever popular "fuck you" post. This is usually just a post that says "fuck you (insert name here)" and that's all.
All of this is fine and dandy, but remember, you want to get your point across quickly inorder to satisfy the short attention spans of the average reader. For this reason, I suggest following the golden rule- a picture is worth a thousand words. So without further ado-
User Reviews
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:53:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-02-20 22:08:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't take advice.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2004-02-20 11:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is shit
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2004-02-20 01:04:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
God I have to see this pic, please email me too
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-02-19 23:55:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Give up and go home. You keep going like this and 'BART the Ubergod' will ban you.
Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2004-02-19 23:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, I've sent it again. Hopefully that will work. I swear man, tonight's not my night. I can't even send an email. This blows.
Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2004-02-19 23:42:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe not. I'll try it again.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-02-19 23:38:34 EST (#)
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didn't get it... at least not yet, sure you got both n's on mann?
Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2004-02-19 23:32:14 EST (#)
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Yes,
I just sent you an email. Thanks.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-02-19 23:24:53 EST (#)
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hey, buddy, don't be bringing my good name into this debauchery! hahaha, kidding you can email it to me at theyesmann.at.hotmail.com and ill give it a go.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-02-19 23:22:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jesus christ on a bicycle, this is painful
Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2004-02-19 23:20:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
KM,
What's your email. I'll send it to you.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-02-19 23:19:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
get someone else to post the fucking thing for you, you obviously think its worth posting and i want to fucking see it.
Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2004-02-19 23:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nope, nothing. Fuck it.