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Liberals - an excellent example of a typical moron (1813 hits)

Category: Politics

Rating: -0.96 on 107 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <evil_biker_rob.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-19 23:42:29 EST


This was posted under http://www.ubersite.com/m/25985
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Submitted by zeppelin (user info) at 2004-02-19 19:08:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

Democratic bashing, eh? Republicans have led us into this fucking war, all because they want their oil businesses to proseper. Hopefully Kerry or Edwards will pwn Bush in this election, and get us out of this fucking mess. Next time, know what the fuck you're talking about, asshat.
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This is a typical dim-witted reply from a young, pacifist liberal with no real life or military experience. Explaining anything to these types is like explaining the theory of relativity to a bowling ball (except the bowling ball will not babble incoherently at you).

Let's try to make this clear to you friggin' idiots who still scream "NO WAR FOR OIL!"

It's not about oil. Saddam Hussein was well on his way to becoming the next Adolph Hitler, plain and simple. Now, shut up about it.

Anyone who gives this a -2 has the IQ of a serving of cole slaw (but I'm sure they'll do it, anyway).

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Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-01-10 09:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHHAHA
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Submitted by Zyco (user info) at 2004-02-19 23:48:08 (#)
Ranking: -2

wrong. The US should stay the hell out of the affairs of other countries. the US is just a war machine, their economy is doing shit so they say "HEY, LETS GO TO WAR AND BRING BACK THE ECONOMY". Selfish bastards wanting more power.
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I read this reply in the middle of Six Feet Under's cover of "War Machine" by Kiss... Better watchout..'cause i'm a war machine. Hahah awesome.

Wanna bite the hand that feeds me
Wanna turn the tides
Set the demons free and watch 'em fly
Strike down the one who leads me
I'm gonna take his place
Gonna vindicate the human race

Better watch out
'cause I'm a war machine
Better watch out
'cause I'm a war machine

Take the reins of power and seize them
Draw the battle lines
Armageddon's just a matter of time
Tear down the voice of reason
Let the arrows fly
Your freedom's just a state of mind, yeah

Better watch out
'cause I'm a war machine
You better watch out
'cause I'm a war machine

You better watch out
'cause I'm a war machine
You better watch out
'cause I'm a war machine

Better watch out
'cause I'm a war machine
I'm a war machine
I'm a war machine ...



Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-10 08:44:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

These replies are freakin' hilarious.

Submitted by Jeriko2k3 (user info) at 2004-02-27 00:29:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

If Gore had been elected, he more than likely would have been too much of a pussy to stand up to the threat. Not only is he a cry baby, but a back stabber. Regardless of Liberman's former postion when he was running, Gore should have backed him. Especially for all that Liberman did for Gore.

Submitted by Jeriko2k3 (user info) at 2004-02-27 00:27:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Murphy I guess you don't watch the news too much, at least recently there is a tie between Alkida (mispelled I know) and the Iraq opposition. It wasn't about that connection itself, it's obvious that Iraq supported terriost organizations. That in it's self is enough reason to fuck with another country. Get them before they get us, or in US's case before they get us again. It's clear to me that Osama had funding for this attack. And that he has funding from someone to run these terroist organizations, Sadam probably funded a lot of money, which in turn is used against us.

Submitted by Jeriko2k3 (user info) at 2004-02-27 00:21:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

because I support this war. I don't believe this is about oil. And let's not forget that even Clinton bombed Iraq several times. Look regardless if WMD's are found or not, and let's face that question is still up in the air, here was a dicatator that controlled his country by fear. Let his son's rape children and murder anyone they saw fit. Who killed his own people. And who gave the middle finger to the ass whipped UN, who is to afraid to stand up to people that defy UN orders. Sure our country is in a mess, and sure the president could do a better job. It's not like the economy is his fault, he was handed a huge mess from Clinton. Then of course Sept 11, didn't help anything. So what if we are on a slow return. Besides it isn't like the president has any real "power" anyways, or was I the only one that paid attention in US history.

I do however think this government needs a serious "reboot." This generation should take it upon ourselves to correct the wrongs of our government. By running under a new banner to get the old cats out of Washington and bring some new blood in. Maybe I'm just being ideological. I don't know, but I don't think our senetors or congressmen have our best interest at heart anymore.

Also I hope that Kerry doesn't get elected, it's a hard thing to believe someone when they constently change their opinions. Then again, maybe it's just me


+2 again


Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-02-25 01:19:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm glad you decided your opinion warranted another stupid post. God forbid you post a reply.

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-02-25 01:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck you libbs.

Submitted by TheTruth (user info) at 2004-02-25 00:10:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

But why? It's like explaining why 2 + 2 = 4.

Submitted by daidoji (user info) at 2004-02-24 21:17:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Adolf Hitler. Or cute munchkin bunny rabbit?
You suck and if you are going to deride someone elses opinion as stupid you could at least add some points to make your story sound halfway intelligent.
eg)Saddam Hussein was on his way to .......... just like Adolf Hitler

Submitted by TheTruth (user info) at 2004-02-23 22:51:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh yea--any typos I take reponsibility for.

Submitted by TheTruth (user info) at 2004-02-23 22:45:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"your rigth about saddam and hitler. saddam never tried to invade iran or kuwait. he never gassed his own people. he doesn't have concentration camp style mass graves. he is a good descent guy.

go fuck yourself."

Zzzz....Saddam's a left-wing authoritarian, Hitler's a right-wing authoritarian. I see your point but anyone thinking Bush is the next Hitler is the reason they're not being taken seriously. The problem is, they simultaneously think they're being the most clever person in the room when they come up with that hypothesis.


Submitted by TheTruth (user info) at 2004-02-23 22:41:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"If you're going strain that hard to make a point, at least stop dragging your knuckles and get some fucking facts."

"But hey, I suppose it's easier to live in your fantasy world than own up to the ass raping the current administration is giving the public."

Fucking. Incredible.


Submitted by TheTruth (user info) at 2004-02-23 22:39:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Spelling simplistic words is kinda of important when:

A. You're trying to call someone stupid.
B. You're criticizing them for screwing words in their speeches thereby trying to prove their stupid.
C. It's clear it's not a typo.

It's amazing you people don't get that. Then again, that's why your on Ubersite.


Submitted by Papajoe (user info) at 2004-02-23 21:13:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I love people that just spout off opinions without any facts. If you're going strain that hard to make a point, at least stop dragging your knuckles and get some fucking facts.

Your arguement makes as much sense as someone saying, "People that don't like Big Macs should shove a cinder block up thier ass for a day" But hey, I suppose it's easier to live in your fantasy world than own up to the ass raping the current administration is giving the public.

With that note, fuck off and die.

Submitted by TommyG (user info) at 2004-02-23 20:50:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I have no idea how something this stupid could not have a perfect -2.

Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-02-23 15:14:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What...the Yahoo message board wasn't cool enough for you?

Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2004-02-23 04:40:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Damn, you showed me. I was kind of wondering why your screen name is "TheTruth."

Now I know...



























Now I know...

Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-02-23 04:22:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

HOLY SHIT, MURPHY MISSPELLED 'moran' OMFG!! HIS ARGUMENT IS WORTHLESS!!
omg good job thetruth you succesfully nullified everything murphy said!!!!111one

Christ, at least TRY to maintain some foggy amount of maturity.



Submitted by mutha fuckin ref at 2004-02-23 02:32:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

actually dipshit i don't listen to talk radio. not because i don't want to, but because i don't get it. you see, i'm in this little country called korea. its a fun place. just ask drink. Before this i was in the desert.

do you know how painful it is to see the iraqi regime load barrels onto trucks, take the trucks to syria and actually know exactly where the wmd is and not be able to do a damn thing about it? How would you feel if you were in bushs shoes and could watch this live via spy satelite in the months building up to the war?

your rigth about saddam and hitler. saddam never tried to invade iran or kuwait. he never gassed his own people. he doesn't have concentration camp style mass graves. he is a good descent guy.

go fuck yourself.

Submitted by TheTruth (user info) at 2004-02-23 01:26:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"What then bitch what then!?
I don't expect you to really think about these things... you see, it takes effort. Look past the retarded bipartisanship and judge for youself. Think for youself. Don't let right-wing fanatics on the airwaves mold your precious little opinion. Please. You, unfortunately, have the same right to vote as me. And they count the same.

Lord help us.

And if you're worried about Hitler, why not note patterns from our very own commander and piece of shit cheif?"

That's right, everyone on the right has been molded because of talk radio, but thankfully people like you are here to help cancel out the "stupid votes." And someone was talking about fascism?

"I think this is about having a transparent moran..."
This coming from someone who just spelt moron wrong?



Submitted by TheTruth (user info) at 2004-02-23 01:20:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey Ref: Ready to wear the dipshit hat yourself? Ready...1...2...3...GO:

"Alright dipshit. Are you that stupid. Really. The author stated "..on his way to becoming the next hitler.." he never said he was hitler. On another note why don't you ask the jews, gays, gypsies how many they would have rather sacrified before hitler had to go. I'm sure they would have preferred 300,000 (that is a conservative saddam death toll estimate) to 12 million. Use your fuckin head. I always thought liberals were humanitarians. Guess I was wrong. "

My reply was in response to this post:

"...If Hussein was on his way to becoming Adolf Hitler, why the crap didn't he have possession of any country other than his own? Bush is much closer to Hitler, "helping" to bring democracy to the world."

Called a Liberal in one thread, Republican Nazi in the next. It's fun having unbustable chops!


Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2004-02-22 23:45:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't think this is about bi-partisanship. I think this is about having a transparent moran in the White House feeding us a reel of bullshit. Democrats and Republicans pretty much agree on that, I think.

What if Bush were a Democrat? Would Republicans who support the war now still support the war or flame Bush for being retarded? This is an interesting question...

Submitted by Dragon (user info) at 2004-02-22 23:22:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow, you really know your politics.

Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-02-22 23:19:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This post actually made me crack up.


It is suppossed to be funny right???

Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-02-22 23:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Conservatives put value on human life when it's convenient for them.

Hence, why Bush pretends to give a shit about the Iraqis.

Wake up, please.

Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2004-02-22 22:09:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

We've lost over 500 of our troops and counting. Iraq has lost over 10... get this... THOUSAND. Now, if I recall correctly, that little piloted missle on 9/11 killed 3k of us. If I were representing Iraq, I'd be pissed.

Why is it OK for us to storm in to a country and terrorize THEM? Iraq didn't even attack us... Saudi Arabia did. Saddam had no links to Al Queda... he and Osama differed on their fundamental politics. They hated each other.

One more thing. Wouldn't a transcontinental missle be pretty big? I mean, something with enough fuel to travel across the Atlantic with a nuclear warhead (or a biological weapon) large enough to be considered to cause mass destruction, be big? Where are they? Didn't Bush tell us that was why we invaded Iraq? Because they had weapons and we had proof? Over a year later, we still have no proof.

What if the FBI slammed your door down and sifted through your property and locked you up without fair trial under the Patriot Act because they government said they had proof that you had links to Al Queda? And they didn't find anything? And they kept you in jail without the right to an attorney because they had "the best intelligence"? What if they kept you in jail and told everyone it was there... that they were looking, and in the mean time made private companies filthy rich by contracting out special search equipment and food and fuel without any bidding whatsoever under the umbrella of "national security" all the while just tearing down your house and promising to rebuild it when in fact their real agenda is to take your house and sell it to the highest bidder because you live in the one neighborhood in all of America who has a black runny product that other people depend on and therefor by default you're filthy rich and can afford to keep yourself away from international bidders. And there you sit in jail, pissing your pants and shitting all over your frozen bed cot, wondering when your house will be rebuilt. And you go home and you notice there is a McDonalds!

What then bitch what then!?

I don't expect you to really think about these things... you see, it takes effort. Look past the retarded bipartisanship and judge for youself. Think for youself. Don't let right-wing fanatics on the airwaves mold your precious little opinion. Please. You, unfortunately, have the same right to vote as me. And they count the same.

Lord help us.

And if you're worried about Hitler, why not note patterns from our very own commander and piece of shit cheif?

Murphy

Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2004-02-22 21:53:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

According to a survey conducted by four humanist groups last year there are three dictators in the world more dangerous than SH. North Korea tops the list. And NK is suspected of having WMD's (for reals!).

If Bush were in the business of repairing countries and liberating people from brutal dictators, why not start at the top?

It must be easy point your finger at half the voters, give them a name, and blame them for the world's problems...

Now get back in your Ford truck and go hunt and drink Budweiser...

Murphy

Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2004-02-22 18:31:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TheTruth (user info) at 2004-02-22 01:55:04 (#)
Ranking: 0

Um...Hitler killed 12 million people...

Your comparison boggles the mind.

=========================

Alright dipshit. Are you that stupid. Really. The author stated "..on his way to becoming the next hitler.." he never said he was hitler. On another note why don't you ask the jews, gays, gypsies how many they would have rather sacrified before hitler had to go. I'm sure they would have preferred 300,000 (that is a conservative saddam death toll estimate) to 12 million. Use your fuckin head. I always thought liberals were humanitarians. Guess I was wrong.


Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-02-22 18:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I make really good cole slaw. BEtter than KFC.

Submitted by Arsenal (user info) at 2004-02-22 17:56:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Cole slaw can be good if it is made right.

Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-02-22 17:43:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

E.S.A.D

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-02-22 17:23:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oops. Forgot.

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-02-22 17:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-02-20 09:10:13 (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh and boys and ohlookasquirrel, cole slaw is nasty as hell, but it's made from cabbage, mayo, and paprika.

as for the sex question, I'll take Johnny Depp

dressed in the pirate outfit

or that one from Sleepy Hollow

definitely not from Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas







Agreed.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-22 02:33:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You've got to be fucking kidding me. I don't know what pisses me off more, the fact that this post sucks, or the fact that it's gotten more hits than any of my posts.

Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-02-22 02:14:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

" Saddam Hussein was well on his way to becoming the next Adolph Hitler, plain and simple. "

HAHAHAHHA

+2 for the most awesome troll of all time

I can picture the blood boiling as all the dumbass lefties out there taking that statement seriously.

oh, and on the off chance that you were serious: hah. retard.

Submitted by TheTruth (user info) at 2004-02-22 01:55:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Um...Hitler killed 12 million people...

Your comparison boggles the mind.

Submitted by hinkle (user info) at 2004-02-21 21:19:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I never had any idea cole slaw was so intelligent.

If Hussein was on his way to becoming Adolf Hitler, why the crap didn't he have possession of any country other than his own? Bush is much closer to Hitler, "helping" to bring democracy to the world.

Randomly reminds me about the Spanish coming to the Americas and the way they treated. They made them practically slaves, but it was okay because they were bringing them Christianity. Did it ever occur to them that the Amerindians were perfectly happy with their various religions?

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-02-21 03:34:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

He can get away with so much shit because there are so many blatant retards in this country (i.e. this poster).

Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-02-21 03:23:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Do you want a slap or something?

Submitted by TheTruth (user info) at 2004-02-21 00:30:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

It's amazing that people can both say Bush is a retard, yet at the same time say he's so clever he can get away with anything.

Is everyone this clueless?

Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-02-21 00:19:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

*sigh*...

I wish this dumb fucker was trolling, but somehow I know he's not.

My vote cancels yours, dickwit.

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-02-20 23:36:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Dagnabit poly and sideburns, I think our coleslaw and celebrity debate got this thing on the most heated list.

Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-02-20 21:06:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"Anyone who gives this a -2 has the IQ of a serving of cole slaw (but I'm sure they'll do it, anyway)."

Wow, a Bush supporter thicker than him.

Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-02-20 19:03:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Boy it sure is a good thing that people like you aren't in charge.

Oh wait...



Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-20 12:05:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh and boys and ohlookasquirrel, cole slaw is nasty as hell, but it's made from cabbage, mayo, and paprika.


See, 'Burns? I told you cabbage was a vegetable.

Submitted by StrangeDos (user info) at 2004-02-20 11:37:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Actually...one of the scarier things about the upcoming election upon thinking about it is that if Bush was willing to do the things he did (mislead on the WMD issue, cover up the nation's energy policy, etc.) while he still had a shot at re-election, now that he doesn't, what will he be willing to do? He'll be a person who has nothing to lose by doing whatever he sees fit, at least this last time he had to be concerned with getting re-elected.

-Dos

Submitted by dimplesouth (user info) at 2004-02-20 10:32:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Bush is nothing more than a swashbuckling, cocky (God knows why?)dumbass born with a silver spoon up his ass who has the brains of a retarded piss ant. Americans should tremble at the thought that we have a commander-in-chief (so-to-speak) who cannot even PRONOUNCE the word "nuclear". (In Bush-speak, that's "nuke-a-ler".) What a joke he is....a terribly sad one. I cannot wait until November so we can kick his stupid warmongering ass back to Texas...or better yet...until January when we can innaugurate another Democrat who can sensibly run our country and keep his eyes focused on American needs and American concerns. One good thing about our democracy...you can always correct a screw-up if you can tolerate the consequences for 4 years.

Submitted by bicklefragile (user info) at 2004-02-20 10:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I registered just to give this a -2.

Submitted by Gent (user info) at 2004-02-20 10:24:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Why even bother with this moron? No war for oil... who's been saying that? That isn't even on the radar screen for those who oppose the war. Learn what your opponents arguements are before you try to debate, otherwise, you come across looking like a total fucking idiot. You are way out of your league here. Hussein the next Hitler... laughable.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-02-20 10:09:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

whataefag speaks the truth

I was 100% dead set against this Iraq thing, still am, but we're stuck there now. If we just pull out like I'd like to and get our guys home to their families and lives, we would be responsible for creating a huge terrorist network that would make Afghanistan look like girl scouts. That is the most tragic thing, we're fucked. We broke it and now we have to fix it. Funny how NOW we're running to the UN with our hats in our hands begging for help.

Bush is like a typical rich kid who just has to have his own way and then runs away without having to have the consequences of his actions.


Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-02-20 09:58:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

It takes a lot of intelligence to serve cole slaw. I mean the cabbage to carrot to onion to dressing ratio can be quite an equation.

GW: talk about no military experience. I can't wait until someone with military experience, i.e., Kerry, forces that pussy out of office. BTW, contrary to popular belief, there are people in the military, who served in the military, who are employed by the defense industry who support our nation's defense. I, for one, protested the war in Iraq but supported military conflict in Afghanistan. Furthermore, I now support the war in Iraq because our men are over there and pulling out after we've already gone in would be a grievous mistake.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-02-20 09:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh and boys and ohlookasquirrel, cole slaw is nasty as hell, but it's made from cabbage, mayo, and paprika.

as for the sex question, I'll take Johnny Depp

dressed in the pirate outfit

or that one from Sleepy Hollow

definitely not from Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas


Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-02-20 08:54:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

OMG this is fucking brilliant. I for one am perfectly willing to take your word for it. WOW it's like someone has turned on the light and suddenly I see WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. There they are, there were there all along.


as long as you are willing to call SAND a WMD

other than that no I'm sorry you don't make you case and you make your side look more stupid for your efforts

plus dumbfuck this should have been a reply

jebus christ in a blender you people are unbelievable

oh and as for your little cole slaw bit let me see if I remember this correctly from elementary school so as to respond in a manner suited to your maturity level


I'm rubber and you're glue, what you say bounces off me and sticks to you.


Submitted by dukkha (user info) at 2004-02-20 08:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by BikerRob (user info) at 2004-02-20 02:19:40 (#)
Ranking: 0

Forgive me, Bart. I've brought shame upon my village.
----------------------------------------------
No you haven't. Seldom does the Idiot bring shame upon his village. Usually they just pat him on the head and laugh at the little retard's attempt at thinking.

Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2004-02-20 07:46:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Rob, you said in this thread that none of the democrats had any evidence to support their ideas. Well neither did Bush, If I remember correctly he said he "knew the exact location of the WMD" and that they were an "imminent threat" to America. Well there were none, as we all found out. Iraq may have been run by a madman, but atleast he kept rule over his people. Now the country that was once secular and mostly terror free is a crazy blow your self up muslim hang out.

Also, comparing Saddam to Adolf probably made the man turn in his grave. Hitler was Satan compared to that guy.

Submitted by BikerRob (user info) at 2004-02-20 02:19:40 EST (#)
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Forgive me, Bart. I've brought shame upon my village.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-02-20 01:28:57 EST (#)
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It just means that if you're going to reply to someone about something, just leave it as a comment instead of making an entirely new top level post.

Submitted by BikerRob (user info) at 2004-02-20 01:24:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-02-20 01:10:06 (#)
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Rating: -1.31 on 47 reviews *****>>>(Rate this item)<<<***** (View all ratings)


Learn how to use it next time.

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What was that all about?

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-02-20 01:10:06 EST (#)
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Rating: -1.31 on 47 reviews *****>>>(Rate this item)<<<***** (View all ratings)


Learn how to use it next time.

Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2004-02-20 01:00:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is the reason I write Loki personal e-mails, we can both be civilized towards each other and remain friends. We both respect each other's veiw points, even when we don't agree.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:52:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I gotta go with a woman from the late 20's to mid 30's. That's just ripe for me.

Submitted by BikerRob (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:50:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:35:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

Helen Hunt? She's gotta be pushing 50!
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She's still hot....And I'm pushing 40. Young girls are nice to look at, that's about it. They don't know how to have good sex and they don't know when to shut up.

I was married you a younger attractive female. She would say such romantic things as:

1) You want me to do WHAT??

2) I'm not doing THAT!!!!

...and my favorite:

3) EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Older when know how to provide good mind numbing, toe curling sex that leaves you needing CPR and pulling the curtains out of your ass.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:38:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Haha. I'm not gay or nothing, but if I was, it'd have to be you, 'Burns. Even though you're two weeks younger than me.

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:37:42 EST (#)
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For the record, polyamorousaj, who's your daddy?

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:35:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Helen Hunt? She's gotta be pushing 50!

Submitted by BikerRob (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:34:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:21:57 (#)
Ranking: -2

So Biker Bob agrees? Tara Reid or Hallie Barry?
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Actually, it would be Helen Hunt.


Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:31:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Haha. -2 for saying Burt Reynolds. Wait, no. Minus two for a shitty post.

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:27:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Halle Barry, Hallie Berry, Howie Berry, Burt Reynolds...

whatever...

she's still hot.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:25:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Dammit, Burns it's Halle Berry. C'mon, man, pay attention.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"Oil isn't the only reason, but it sure is more on Bush's mind than the people of the Iraq. This war sure has been handy at distracting the populace from the problems at home, hasn't it?"

You make the entire argument right there. Where the fuck were we when thousands of people who were revolting against Saddam were butchered because we refused to help them? With the war going on, nobody's noticed the fact that we are 249,000 jobs short of the number Bush promised to create. You don't hear about that because if you talk about it then you're not a "patriot." You obviously don't care about the country if you question it.

Aren't those soldiers over there defending your freedoms? No, they're not. Our freedoms were not being threatened by a man whose army surrendered before the war started. We had no reason to be there and still don't. That's why we've lost more soldiers after "Mission Accomplished" then before. And where is this new democratic government in Afghanistan they were promised? Where's Osama? I thought he was in Afghanistan. Oops.

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:24:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"Show me one shred of fact in that statement."
Goes both ways, I could say the same for your post.

"Like what? Giving it to people who don't want to work for a living?"
That was a cheap shot at welfare, but I believe the example I gave was funding energy alternatives research, though we also have arts spending, etc, etc etc. I'm not going to make a list because I'm not saying that we shouldn't spend ANY money on the military, or that any of the above listed are more valuable, just that the military gets an unfair share of the budget.

And WHOA slow down, when did I ever say Clinton didnt suck?

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:22:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, and BikerBob, you argue excellent points. Too bad you didn't put them in your post.

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

So Biker Bob agrees? Tara Reid or Hallie Barry?

Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:20:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yo, biker dude, I'm tired of this debate, but I'll back you up.

Submitted by BikerRob (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:19:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

OK, then....let's take a hard look at this:

"Can you honestly look at the trends and say that the US is doing something other than out of complete self interest? Saddam sucks, I'm sure, but that is NOT THE REASON why Bush went to war. Oil isn't the only reason, but it sure is more on Bush's mind than the people of the Iraq. This war sure has been handy at distracting the populace from the problems at home, hasn't it? And Bush sure is trying to finish what his daddy started, isn't he? And if we happened to get oil in the process it sure would be nice."

Show me one shred of fact in that statement.


"Cutting military spending could free up money for so many more valuable things."

Like what? Giving it to people who don't want to work for a living?

I spent 18 years in the Armed Forces, the cutbacks and oversight of a decent cost of living raise was a slap in the face. We were prepared to give our lives for our country, but yet not worth a decent wage. Many military people are on food stamps to get by.

"Bush and his little war for oil cost the US more money than the US has spent in its entire history on energy alternatives. We're going to be fucked come when there isn't any more oil to fight over.
And yes, I am naive, thank you very much. But don't condescend and say that arguing with people like me is useless; thats just the fucking lazy way out."

Clinton did better? He deployed more U.S. troops than any other President.




Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:18:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Haha, oh, I'm a guy alright... And what a guy!

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:17:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I thought cabbage was a whole 'nother vegetable. Like the purple stuff. I don't know. I hate that shit. Cole slaw sucks and so does this post.

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:17:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

polyamorousaj, if it makes you feel better I thought you were a chick. Now I'm praying you really are a guy....


Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:17:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Haha. Tara Reid is hot but I don't want sloppy 200s.

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:16:43 EST (#)
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"I thought it was cabbage. "

Cabbage is cooked lettuce... I think.

I could be wrong.

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:15:41 EST (#)
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ooh.. and Tara Reid.

-drool-

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:15:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I thought it was cabbage.

Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Saddam Hussein was becoming the next Hitler? Hitler was on the verge of capturing almost all of Europe. Saddam got his ass handed to him after invading tiny ass Kuwait. Yeah, real good analogy, you fucking dipshit.

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:14:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"Anyone who gives this a -2 has the IQ of a serving of cole slaw"

I suppose I have the IQ of a serving of coleslaw.

If that's the case, you have the IQ of the chopped up lettuce that makes up the coleslaw.

-Burns

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:14:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Haha... dammit squirrel! Why do I always miss on the gender guessing game?

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:13:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Celebrity you'd most like to sleep with...

...and.. GO!
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Halle Berry. Enough said.

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:13:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

polyamorousaj, i'm a chick...

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:13:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

no problem, my review was unfortunately timed, it was definitely for the fella telling me my brain is made of coleslaw, or something along those lines.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Haha... way to insult the poor guy.

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:11:19 EST (#)
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Oops, you weren't talking to me.

I really need to stick my foot in my mouth at times.

My bad.



Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:10:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

G'night, Burns!

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:10:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:04:59 (#)
Ranking: -2

I kind of hoped you wouldn't cop out like a little bitch, and argue actual ideas, but ok."
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Number one, I don't know the facts about the reasoning behind this war. Every civilian that argues their reason that we went to war is just that, an opinion. I'm all for the war if we had a good reason to go for it, but so far it looks like Mr. Bush was just trigger happy with his position.

As far as calling me a little bitch, I'm supposed to have a discussion with someone that would stoop to that level? C'mon now, kid. I'll tell ya what, start writing posts that get positive ratings and I might actually feel like arguing with you.

Until then, continue with your childish ways.

Thank you, and good night.


-Burns

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:09:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

And as for Iran, we gave him the weapons to attack Iran you fucktard. And I believe the president was.... drumroll please.... Ronald Reagan!

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:07:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

who cares if he kills his own people? It's their country. We booted them out of Kuwait, that was enough. We had UN support for that war, by the way.

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:06:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

oo oo!
Sideburns, i take that challenge. Rob Shwartzman, or Catherine Zeta Jones, five years ago.

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I kind of hoped you wouldn't cop out like a little bitch, and argue actual ideas, but ok.


Submitted by BikerRob (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:01:28 (#)
Ranking: -2

You're a fucking moron. Saddam Hussein's army was the military equivalent of France's. They weren't a threat to anybody but themselves.
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Iran and Kuwait beg to differ. Hitler was a threat to his own people, too... Look how many he snuffed out before us warmongers went after his oil.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:03:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Shut up, 5900.

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:03:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Why can't something stimulating and intellectual be entertainment? And arguing isn't pointless, it's fun and generates ideas."

Arguing with people like the person that wrote this post would be pointless, because from the looks of it, he has a very small mind. I cannot stand people that argue a point, yet have no valid reasoning for it. He made a whole post to state that this war was because Saddam was becoming the next Hitler. Okay, that's your argument.. now let's back it up with some facts, eh?

He presented none.

Don't get me wrong, I love arguing. In fact, new discussion:

Celebrity you'd most like to sleep with...

...and.. GO!




-Sideburns

Submitted by BikerRob (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:02:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Anyone who gives this a -2 has the IQ of a serving of cole slaw (but I'm sure they'll do it, anyway).

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-02-19 23:56:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
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Look kids! There's one, now!

*Fills up a bowl with Purina Moron Chow*

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-20 00:01:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You're a fucking moron. Saddam Hussein's army was the military equivalent of France's. They weren't a threat to anybody but themselves.

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-02-19 23:56:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"Uber users don't come here to be lectured on politics, we have our beliefs and arguing would be pointless. This is an entertainment site."
Aww, sideburns, you underestimate the good uberusing people. Why can't something stimulating and intellectual be entertainment? And arguing isn't pointless, it's fun and generates ideas.



Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-02-19 23:54:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Christ.
"It's not about oil. Saddam Hussein was well on his way to becoming the next Adolph Hitler, plain and simple. Now, shut up about it. "
Look at US history. Take a long hard look. Can you honestly look at the trends and say that the US is doing something other than out of complete self interest? Saddam sucks, I'm sure, but that is NOT THE REASON why Bush went to war. Oil isn't the only reason, but it sure is more on Bush's mind than the people of the Iraq. This war sure has been handy at distracting the populace from the problems at home, hasn't it? And Bush sure is trying to finish what his daddy started, isn't he? And if we happened to get oil in the process it sure would be nice.
Cutting military spending could free up money for so many more valuable things. Bush and his little war for oil cost the US more money than the US has spent in its entire history on energy alternatives. We're going to be fucked come when there isn't any more oil to fight over.
And yes, I am naive, thank you very much. But don't condescend and say that arguing with people like me is useless; thats just the fucking lazy way out.

Submitted by BikerRob (user info) at 2004-02-19 23:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-02-19 23:45:18 (#)
Ranking: -2

I feel sorry for all those with blindfolds on.
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As do I....who types for you?

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-02-19 23:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You tell me how many political posts get +2's all the way up and down. Okay, now tell me what makes yours more special than the rest. Exactly. Uber users don't come here to be lectured on politics, we have our beliefs and arguing would be pointless. This is an entertainment site.

This post failed to entertain me.

Post a picture of a naked lady and we'll talk.



-Sideburns

Submitted by Zyco (user info) at 2004-02-19 23:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

wrong. The US should stay the hell out of the affairs of other countries. the US is just a war machine, their economy is doing shit so they say "HEY, LETS GO TO WAR AND BRING BACK THE ECONOMY". Selfish bastards wanting more power.

They're going to get theres, someday, they are the direct cause of what they're trying to stop. Everyone hates the US for going and fighting other countries for no good reason. The more they fight, the more groups are going to rise up and try to destroy the US, until eventually it grows so large that everyone is against them, and most likely they will drag Canada down with them, along with Britain and other European Countries that just want peace. It's all building up to another World War, as fighting cannot stop killing, and the US is just being greedy bastards.

Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-02-19 23:45:18 EST (#)
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I feel sorry for all those with blindfolds on.

Malone
Lucifer Industries LLC


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