How to Write a Hate Post and post it 16 times (964 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.1 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Mac (View user info) at 2004-02-20 08:38:15 EST
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Disclaimer- this post was written for the sole intention of mocking reallybored, not only in retaliation for his WillZone hate post- http://www.ubersite.com/m/25961 (You're my boy Zone!), but also for the reason that all of my creative energy is derived from my extreme hatred for him.*
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When it comes to writing hate posts, the possibilities are endless. There's no limit to what you can say to verbally assault the object of your hatred. "Yo Momma" jokes are always a fail safe plan if you're an unoriginal bastard. On the other hand, if you're more creative, you can write a degrading poem or song. Then of course there's always the ever popular "fuck you" post. This is usually just a post that says "fuck you (insert name here)" and that's all.
All of this is fine and dandy, but remember, you want to get your point across quickly inorder to satisfy the short attention spans of the average reader. For this reason, I suggest following the golden rule- a picture is worth a thousand words. So without further ado-
User Reviews
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-15 14:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RB's bum is yummy
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-03-07 23:11:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Step 1: Find the city/town/trailer park where reallybored lives.
Step 2: Print this out, post it EVERYWHERE.
Hilarity ensues.
Almost as skillful as lowsodiummonkey's photoshops.
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2004-03-07 22:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Critics agree, Shay, Pukingdog and Polpot are fucking retarded. Especially Polpot with his ingenious new word, Fagort.
Mac, to you and all of the other Fagorts out there, we salute you!
I agree with the intelligent ones, this entire 16 chapter post was worth it and funny
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-02-20 22:21:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-02-20 22:09:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I give you this positive score for finally getting it to work, and for being so persistant.
Malone
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-02-20 15:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I could look at that ass all day - what?
Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2004-02-20 12:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Buttons,
Thanks for laughing at me and not with me, I always count on you to boost my self esteem.
Submitted by Buttons (user info) at 2004-02-20 12:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This +2 is not just for this post, but the entire series of 16. Mac, you're a genius. I can't stop laughing. Seriously folks, go read through (the comments on) all of them at once - it's great comedy.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-02-20 11:42:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cool, you got it to work, sorry i didn't get a chance last night, servers started crashing and shit... I was at work for 3 hours after quitting time trying to get it back up... gaddamned viruses.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-02-20 11:17:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ewwww. I'm eating, didn't expect to see his nasty ass on my computer screen...
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2004-02-20 11:05:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You now have no right to ever tell anyone else their post, or their 16 posts, are a waste of time. Ever. Thank god this is over now.
Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2004-02-20 10:57:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dlove,
I got an email from Bart explaining where everything went wrong. Here's the email that I've copied and pasted* for you-
Mac,
You're using windows XP Professional, which was obviously loaded onto your computer by some low level chauncey net work tech, who claims to know his ass from a hole in the ground. If I had to guess, it was Dlove who screwed up your computer because he's asian, blah blah blah.
Anyhow, call me every five minutes, you're my new best friend.
-Bart
The craziest thing about it is that he actually wrote blah blah blah. Either way, it's your fault. Not mine. Friendship off!
*= substitute "copied and pasted" with "made up".
Submitted by Dlove (user info) at 2004-02-20 10:44:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mac, you stupid bastard. I can only imagine how many profanities escaped your mouth last night as you feebly attempted to post.
Damn man, this hurt your review ratings pretty bad with all these tries. And we all know that if you don't have a good rating then you suck and might as well end your life.
*Note to self. Sweet. Apartment is all mine now.
Submitted by kilndropheaven (user info) at 2004-02-20 10:42:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ehhhh....YUK.
Disturbing because....
1.)Dairy does go straight to the ass
2.)His milkshake brings what kind of boys to the yard??
3.)The thousand word picture.
4.) So many people actually enjoyed this.
-2 next case, please.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-02-20 10:35:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am shocked that no one has replaced his finger with a big black rodney, considering the proximity to his wide open mouth... Come to think of it, his ass is wide open, too... You could very much turn this into a RB gangbang...
thanks for going the classy route, mac.
Nice work on the flashes of light on 'chauncey'... fuck thats your signature, I love it.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-02-20 10:16:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hee hee! The originals were great, and seeing them made me appreciate this post even more!
Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2004-02-20 10:10:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
reallybored,
Glad you liked it. You have no idea what I went through trying to post this damn thing. Just click on my user info and I think you'll get some idea of what I'm talking about.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-02-20 09:09:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Man sometimes I regret taking that picture.
But then its posts like these that make it all worthwhile.
Thanks buddy!
Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2004-02-20 09:00:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
domenad and anyone else interested,
Here is the original pic I got this from-
http://www.ubersite.com/m/15317
Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-02-20 08:56:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
nice pic Mac. glad it finally worked!
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-02-20 08:55:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
? He posted another pic of himself. That doesn't look anything like him, at least to me. Oh well, I totally missed the point, but then again I can't even remember what I had for breakfast. Sorry!
Submitted by ForeverJaded (user info) at 2004-02-20 08:54:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Funny but scary at all the same time. I think I'll just remain slightly in the shadows of Ubersite, incase this turns into all out trend on bashing on random people.
-J-
Submitted by PolPot (user info) at 2004-02-20 08:50:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
FAGORT
Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2004-02-20 08:43:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
domenad,
That's reallybored in the picture. The whole point was to make him look like a chauncey.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-02-20 08:42:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
2 RB hate posts in a row...you gotta love that!
Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2004-02-20 08:41:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Woo hoo! 16 times a charm.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-02-20 08:39:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The ass as a symbol of hate. Hmm. Makes more sense than the sole of a shoe, like in Iraq.