The Store Is That A Way (652 hits)
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Submitted by Meat <meat.at.kitty-hawk.navy.mil> (View user info) at 2004-02-20 14:59:36 EST
I walked up to this guy and asked for a cigarette and he said, sure the store is that a way. I said, yeah but the deal is I have no money and I really need to put one in the air because of the stress I'm enduring at the moment. He looked at me blankly one second, arched his left eyebrow and said,
"At what point of any of your babbling did this become my problem?"
To which I replied,
"Tell me why, I never want to hear you say a ay, that the store is that a way..."
That is when he broke down into tears and explained how the powerful lyrics sung by none other than the backstreet boys managed to have him fantisizing of anal sex with Nick Carter for two years. I listened to his story and with tears in my eyes I held him close and told him he would one day taste the fruit of the tool. I offered assistance in speeding up the process of fate but unfortunately for him he "wasn't my type".
So, it is with that experience that I conjured the ultimate idea. Or should I say my ultimate fantasy, music video entitled booty popping. Imagine if you will:
The club is hot tonight and everyone's getting down. All of a sudden the big projector shines its video image onto to spacious wall below. Booty popping starts of its spin, and you see a nice rotund ass jiggling in a rather sensual close-up range.
Camer pans farther away. Crowd is cheering hands in the air. And what do you know as soon as it the body of the person is shown the crowd stops dead in their tracks... the word "Mike" flashes across the screen in pink.
With the following rap lyrics being recited across every speaker in the joint:
"Friend named Mike, said he's kind of fruity, has a nickname, called loose booty"
Man I'm going to make millions off of this idea. Market out the "loose booty" man thongs with the extension in the front to slip your wang in and the tassle on the end so you can twirl it around by gyrating your hips. Oh and don't forget the cowboy hat and boots with spurs. Glittered boots with spurs mind you.
I woke up and realized that this idea of mine would take work to achieve in reality. Then I realized how much I hate work so I took a dump and decided to just write this in Ubersite to waste your boring time at work.
User Reviews
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-02-28 20:41:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-02-20 19:10:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My brain hurts, but I was mildly amused.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-02-20 15:36:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hehe you said joint
Submitted by dyerbm (user info) at 2004-02-20 15:15:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the hell is this shit?
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-02-20 15:13:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your mission to waste my time was accomplished.....
U R SOFA KING WE TODD IT
Submitted by mr_miagi (user info) at 2004-02-20 15:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
maybe you should just phone up a 0900 no. and talk to someone who would actually listen for money you fucking faggot