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"deep thoughts" for your boyfriend (683 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -1.35 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by tardbacon (View user info) at 2004-02-21 02:32:44 EST


isn't masturbating in the shower kinda dirty?

if you're an athiest, why do you praise His name after 10 minutes?

<a href="http://go-all.com?go=flowers" onmouseover="window.status = 'goto: flowers';return 1" onmouseout="window.status=''">flowers</a> are like morning blowjobs... nice sometimes. <a href="http://0-2u.com?go=flowers" onmouseover="window.status = 'goto: flowers';return 1" onmouseout="window.status=''">flowers</a> anytime would be nice.

sharing emotions lead to a better love life. sharing drunken sex with lots of emotion leads to hangovers and bad sex.

the clitoris is a like a postage stamp on a phone bill. you lick it when they threaten to turn off service.

i never told you to trade in my depeche mode CDs!

we're just girls.. it's different.

you're not the only one who wakes up with your wood!

when did i say that? well, i was drunk and i like the way you swagger.

quiet! i like this show!

yeah, it's ok... too much tequila.

i love you.





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Submitted by nyagoc at 2004-03-13 14:46:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

FYI: What the fuck?

Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-02-21 22:25:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Cool...

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-02-21 21:51:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No no no no no no no no no.


Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-02-21 19:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

so much time, too few brain cells.

Submitted by virgil (user info) at 2004-02-21 12:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

...the hell?

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-02-21 12:25:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

is it sad that i looked at the code and was able to tell what it should look like?

Submitted by ronnockeem (user info) at 2004-02-21 11:28:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by laurenthepirate (user info) at 2004-02-21 10:41:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

-1 because i say so.

Submitted by modusjoe (user info) at 2004-02-21 09:45:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Never post again. Ever.





















Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-02-21 08:28:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by antiLemming (user info) at 2004-02-21 02:35:58 (#)
Ranking: -2

Sharing posts like that leads to bad ratings.



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haha. Times Two.

Submitted by tardbacon (user info) at 2004-02-21 04:18:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

teabag the origanl.. i was happy with this:

flowers' are like morning blowjobs... nice sometimes. flowers anytime would be nice.

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-02-21 03:45:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-02-21 03:25:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Another contender for the "I can't spell, punctuate or think of anything remotely interesting to say because I am a twat" award. Seriously, did you actually think anyone would care? Don't you realise how crap this is?

Submitted by MistressSarah (user info) at 2004-02-21 02:46:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

too drunk to bother -2ing, since there are many references to booze...

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-02-21 02:45:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


My boyfriend hated this post.

And by my boyfriend, I meant the rotting corpses in my trunk that you once knew as 'family'.

Submitted by tardbacon (user info) at 2004-02-21 02:42:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

what the HELL is this crap?

<a href="http://go-all.com?go=flowers" onmouseover="window.status = 'goto: flowers';return 1" onmouseout="window.status=''">flowers</a> are like morning blowjobs... nice sometimes. <a href="http://0-2u.com?go=flowers" onmouseover="window.status = 'goto: flowers';return 1" onmouseout="window.status=''">flowers</a> anytime would be nice.

I'm a tender artist!


Submitted by antiLemming (user info) at 2004-02-21 02:35:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Sharing posts like that leads to bad ratings.


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