Where's the fucking rulebook? (721 hits)
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Submitted by Fleet Marshall Badass (View user info) at 2004-02-21 08:14:36 EST
I just read a little something from Joe Average (http://www.ubersite.com/m/22254) which basically told everyone to fuck the rules and fuck all the rule enforcers. Then I scrolled down to check out the rates and I came across this:
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Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 15:14:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Luther: Leave SpikeGoddess out of this!!! She is never rude or mean like other people you mention.
JoeAverage: Luther, this post was a long time coming but the final straw was this post by Spike Goddess five minutes ago:
Spike Goddess: Jason, The Uber rulebook states that thou shalt post once per day. Exceptions are made for the exceptional, which you sir, are not.
Fuck her and her rules, bitch
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Now, what I want to know is, where's this rule book to which Spike Goddess refers? Some of the most viewed Uber users can be total fuckwits sometimes. In fact, almost all of them have been total fuckwits at some stage or another. I've seen the "Uber-elite" try to opress the little man and turn Uber Site into some fuckwit fascist dictatorship. I came here expecting to be able to post a backlog of shit I'd written for a few people's perusal, and I didn't expect that anybody would really care enough to blast me for posting too much shit.
Fuck every fascist fuckwit on this site, and find that fucking rulebook for me!! It'd better fucking exist - I'd hate to think that Spike Goddess is a liar and a bitch... oh wait.
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Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-02-22 10:04:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
number of sentences in your writing: 9
number of times the word fuck appears: 9
did somebody learn a new word today? ooh boy!!
Submitted by hidden101 at 2004-02-21 19:18:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
there is no "Uber Elite". we are all users. USERS. we're all the same. there is no conspiracy. grow up. really. grow up. it's just a website. stop crying, crybaby.
Submitted by iddqd at 2004-02-21 18:26:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hmmm.... stupid
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-02-21 15:01:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-21 14:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If it were in your ass you'd know.
Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2004-02-21 14:26:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is getting heaps of attention for some reason. I guess it's a pretty strong issue, with a most siding with post limits - and so they should; I actually agree that it's a shit-off when people post too often, and I apologise to the poor soul who's post was taken from the front page with this piece of shit.
I guess what I'm getting at is that there are a few people who don't like the "rules" because they're enforced by those at the top of the Uber hot-list, who, if they wanted to, could do whatever they want, and they'd still be up the top somewhere. But it's inconsequential. Whinging is shit, and I'm glad to say I'll never whinge about pointless shit again.
And the next post won't be for some time.
Badass.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-02-21 14:06:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You ever read any of the good posts? Most of them don't get reviewed because of 'fuckwits' like you, who think they can post every hour on the hour. Let me ask you this: if everybody, or even just the majority of Ubersite posts, let's say, 3 times per day, then just about every post on the front page would simply drop to the next page.
FLEET: But what's so bad about dropping to the next page, Matt? Please tell me! I'm dying to hear an explanation!
Glad you asked Fleet, you badass you.
The answer is that we're lazy. There are very few times when any one of us will actually click to the next page.
Now that I've answered your questions, you can go fuck yourself.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-02-21 13:52:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck the rules. Why can't I get pissed off at elite-uber-users who push MY posts off the front page?
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-02-21 13:48:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2004-02-21 13:10:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks Stirling. Fuckwit.
Badass.
Submitted by Stirling (user info) at 2004-02-21 13:08:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are so Badass, Badass.
I mean it. Badass.
Submitted by Stirling (user info) at 2004-02-21 13:07:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks. You're cool.
Badass.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-02-21 12:59:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh you rebel, you.
Who's the "fuckwit" now? Very intelligent, scathing, and humorous insult, by the way.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-02-21 12:43:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Clown.
Submitted by virgil (user info) at 2004-02-21 12:39:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
idiots. They're all around.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-02-21 12:00:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Goddammit shut the fuck up you piss soaked urinal cake.
This had been done, and done, and done. And if you're such a fucking mongoloid
that you couldn't understand that Spike was trying to be humorous, then I am amazed
that you can type.
And where's all this supposed "back log" of writing? All I've seen from you has
been shit. Pure shit.
Spermsplat.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-02-21 11:33:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
shut the fuck up, go start a blog if you want to post a bunch of shit on the net for your grabass partners to look through... fucking, start a rival to ubersite, since you have such a great idea about how it should all work.
lameass
Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2004-02-21 11:24:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey there Hidden! How you doin' champ? Haven't seen you around much lately. I thought you would've noticed that there's a pretty strong sentiment amongst some of us regarding this issue, but I suppose that being in your high and mighty position amongst the Uber elite, you've got more important things to worry about.
Fuck you. Fuckwit.
Badass.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-02-21 11:22:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate you people always bitching if you don't like it here get the fuck out!
If everyone posted 3 or 4 times a day then with the 5000 users we have posts would barely have any time on the front page. It is inconsiderate assholes who fill the page with stupid one line pieces of shit who ruin it for the rest of us.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-02-21 10:12:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
shut up. no one wants to hear your bitching and moaning. why don't you worry about something more important, because no one cares, crybaby.
Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2004-02-21 08:59:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"if you just go with common sense and watch how other people post, its all good."
That's pretty pissweak right there, 4152. Why observe how other people post? Not only do you end up conforming to the "Uber Elite"'s bullshit, but you don't get the best results. A lot of the posts made by people who post once a day are long, boring stories of how they got a flat tyre on the way home, or some other stupid thing. On the other hand, one guy can post a shitload of single line stupid things, just to get entertainment out of it. Besides, who's to say what's good and what's not? There are all manner of people on this site that get their kicks out of different shit. Restricting people to one post a day is draconian Nazi bullshit. Fuck it, I'm writing another post!
Badass.
Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2004-02-21 08:59:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"if you just go with common sense and watch how other people post, its all good."
That's pretty pissweak right there, 4152. Why observe how other people post? Not only do you end up conforming to the "Uber Elite"'s bullshit, but you don't get the best results. A lot of the posts made by people who post once a day are long, boring stories of how they got a flat tyre on the way home, or some other stupid thing. On the other hand, one guy can post a shitload of single line stupid things, just to get entertainment out of it. Besides, who's to say what's good and what's not? There are all manner of people on this site that get their kicks out of different shit. Restricting people to one post a day is draconian Nazi bullshit. Fuck it, I'm writing another post!
Badass.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-02-21 08:43:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not sure how to comment on the whole rules thing anymore. I always just went with common sense and it worked just fine. If you post more than once a day, often times good posts get pushed off the front page. A lot (I say a lot, not all) of the people that do post multiple times a day are idiots, with nothing good to say and they just waste space. I've seen people post numerous times a day and every one of their posts was very good. It hardly ever happens though.
I don't think there really is a rulebook post that everyone follows. Of course, I could be wrong, but if you just go with common sense and watch how other people post, its all good.
0 because I can't think of a reason to rank otherwise.
4152 wishes you a good day.