Thanks, That Was Fun (839 hits)
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Submitted by Ingsoc (View user info) at 2004-02-21 16:22:16 EST
Well. It's 2004. It's nine months since I discovered the Übersite. Thanks to this site I haven't seen a single episode of Saturday Night Live, Simpsons, Frasier, Friends, or anything else since the new season began. Thanks to this site I've taken many a meal in the comforting 1152 by 864 glow of the computer monitor. Thanks to this site my mother knows about... me. And she thinks I'm fuckin' funny.
But lately, I'm just outright bored. I'm bored with discussing abortion. I'm bored with discussing gun control. I'm bored with discussing racism and Canadians and the coming election. Haha. Coming.
I've nothing more to say. Why I'm writing this right now I'll never know. I think it's time to say good-bye. Oh, I'll still hang around and comment- I've just got nothing of interest to talk about. If you're still with me reading this, you have a good idea what I'm saying. But it's with this opportunity that I'd like to set the record straight.
I have had numerous accounts over the months. First it was Chad_Sexington. That dates back to June '03. I had just finished exams and found the site through Maddox, a link which I received in November '02. Then it was fuck_DDT. The last remaining trace of fuck_DDT can be found here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/13008#158847. His link leads to message 13005, a now-deleted post lampooning Donovan's Dr Seuss post.
Then came Ingsoc. The sober ying to Chad's raging yang... or do I have the two mixed up. Either way, Ingsoc was meant to be a more moderate, likeable, less spiteful son-of-a-bitch. Oops.
After that, it was The_Menzatron_Persuasion. This one got me banned until I emailed Bart and pleaded for his forgiveness. He's a great sport. I think I still have the email kicking around somewhere. But I thought what I did was really fucking clever and funny at the time. http://www.ubersite.com/m/16425
Then there was bort. I created bort with the help of a friend who is also registered at this site. I won't say who, but we had fun with our antics. And in the end, isn't that what really matters? No. No, it isn't.
If you don't already hate me with the undying fiery hatred of ten thousand suns, you will by the end of this sentence, which, thanks to the comma and semicolon has the potential to drag itself out; but what I'm trying to say is that I am Christ; the illegitimate brother of Bart Cilfone, the lord who used black magic to kill newscrews, the saviour who vomited on a child with cancer.
Don't believe me? Bart, check the IP addresses. They should all line up pretty nicely. What I'm trying to say is that I'm sorry, everyone. I guess I'm just a major league asshole who has nothing better to do than park himself infront of his computer and drive everyone apescat. I also apologise for the completely useless post.
This is Ingsoc and five other users, signing off.
User Reviews
Submitted by UltraJesus4000 (user info) at 2004-04-05 17:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ingsoc we miss you
Submitted by TkdMoose (user info) at 2004-02-22 12:00:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That car looks unusually sad, the headlights are droopy and it seems like it's saying "Sigh, kill me now." It's probably real fast and badass though.
Submitted by Poonbutter at 2004-02-22 11:26:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hmmm. Have you tried punching yourself in the balls?
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-02-22 11:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bye Ingsoc...come back soon. :-)
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-02-22 01:45:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
At least he didn't talk about his master's thesis. Don't worry no one escapes Ubersite... no one!
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-02-22 01:06:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i remember chad. ingsoc i like, plus when i read 1984 i was like kewl username dude...
you'll be back. hopefully only as ingsoc.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-02-22 00:29:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll keep that in mind.
Submitted by Thunderlips (user info) at 2004-02-21 23:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This just in... I am the ultimate male.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-02-21 18:46:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Also, how did you get an aerial pic of my car?
I usually keep it garaged in the back lot of my estate, almost inpenetrable by
air, credit for the dangerous picture!!
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-02-21 18:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hmm, i like you.
I wonder how many fingerbangs, KoolMangs, and other annoying users are just regulars bored
with the usual shit..???
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-02-21 18:40:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't hold a grudge. Damn you.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-02-21 18:29:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going to cry
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-02-21 17:05:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Vamos, mis amigo.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-02-21 16:36:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm going to give this a -1, the negative aspect for being an asshole with those other accounts and screwing up all sorts of nice and pretty perfect 2 ratings (like mine, you bastard), for having all these multiple accounts in the first place and for rating yourself with 3 +2's below.
But I will refrain from the -2 because I think as Ingsoc you were kickass, and deserve +2s all the way.
Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2004-02-21 16:29:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's the biggest dashboard I've ever seen.
I picture a whole squad of hula-girls...
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2004-02-21 16:24:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
may the force be with you
Submitted by Christ (user info) at 2004-02-21 16:24:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoyed reading this as much as you enjoyed writing it.
Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2004-02-21 16:23:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What a brave young lad!