My version of a Fingerbang post (703 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: -0.45 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Brickhouse (View user info) at 2004-02-21 18:41:15 EST
So i was sitting on my thumb watching the sailboat fly thru the sky while the mermaid parachutted on to the empire state building during the speech of richard simmons. I was arroused, richard simmons does great things for my fingerbanging fingerbang, but my mommy says not to talk about that. The fat people might get upset and eat the flying sailboat, then i would have no excuse to have my finger up my ass, and that might cause me mental turmoil, and a grad student doesnt need that. Me no think me tell anyone else about the mermaid, she looked manly and i want her to myself, i call her amazon when i see her. i love amazon, she makes me happy, her and her sailboat and richard simmons. they are great, me love them.
**This was just an experiment for my grad student class, I am not this stupid**
Mommy can little timmy come over to play tomorrow.
User Reviews
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-02-22 00:43:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fingerbang sucks, no more fingerbang torture for Ubersite!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-02-22 00:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Because I'm drunk and this was more funny to me
Submitted by Thunderlips (user info) at 2004-02-21 23:47:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Keep this up and you won't ever be a Hulkamaniac.
Submitted by UberUser (user info) at 2004-02-21 22:42:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont know what to rate it!
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-02-21 22:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You get a -2 just for mentioning Richard Simmons.
Submitted by distressedjester (user info) at 2004-02-21 20:25:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-02-21 20:20:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
TEABAG!
Submitted by MisterCeltic (user info) at 2004-02-21 19:36:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Not the best idea for a post, most are just happy for a short respite from Fingerbang. You get a +1 for paying attention to detail; this was posted under computer/internet, well done.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-02-21 19:03:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd rather you did a terrible immitation of me to -2.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2004-02-21 18:56:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
See, why don't you imitate a GOOD poster? This ends up being a waste of space. If I wanted to read shit like that, I would read Fingerbang. At least she thought of it in the first place.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-02-21 18:44:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MerMAN! (cough...cough) MERMAN!!...